It's here! The epic conclusion to the Avie's!

Please Note: If you win an Avie (Or any other award), then you can put in you can put in your profile 'I won an Avie for BLANK!' You also then have a coupon for a Fyre review for said winning story (Or a story of your choice following my normal guidelines)

Fail prize, huh?

Chapter 54: The Avie Awards, Part 4

'Headies, the blanket for your face!'

Panakin stared at the screen as she walked up next to her sister. "Do all of these commercials fail at being a commercial?" She asked, remembering the 'Blanket Buddy', the 'Kick Chop', the 'Ham-now!', and the 'Mr. Shine's Magic Pencil'.

Fyre nodded. "Yeah, but commercials do that anyways. I'm just making it more obvious."

"We're live," the Cabbage Merchant called from his place behind camera one. Fyre and Panakin turned to face him, looks of horror on their faces. They then smiled over-excitedly, acting like they loved each other instead of trying to kill each other with a Kick Chop.

Panakin looked down at her notes. "Welcome back to the Avie's! I'm your co-host, Panakin Elaine, and this is my insane, odd, crazy, psychotic, weird, random, different, mental, whack-job, bizzare, twin sister, Fyre Elaine!"

Fyre glared. "Just for that, you don't get an Avie."

"Speaking of Avie's, let's pass out some awards!" An audience member screamed.

Fyre glared harder. "Alright, weirdo. Today's installment of the Avie's is a bit different than the rest of the days. Today, instead of giving the Avatar Characters awards for being funny or cool or something, we're giving FFN authors awards for stuff they've done or stories they've written. The first award is for something a couple of people have done; be the only ones to review chapter 10: The Day of Black Sun. Give it up for our winners!"

Reviewer Awards: Sofia and Alex

Sofia and Alex walked out on stage, waving to the audience happily. Foaming Mouth Guy began to – you guessed it – foam at the mouth. Sofia backed up a couple of steps, and Alex got into an epic Karate stance. Foaming Mouth Guy then began to freak out, threw the girls their Avie's, and ran off stage.

Sofia looked over at Fyre, then began to Foam at the mouth. Alex shook her head in awe, then grabbed Sofia and led her off the stage, exclaiming 'Thank you!' to Fyre as she ran away.

Fyre blinked a couple of times. "Okay then. This next award is for my Beta, because I told her that if she would even care to look at my story she would get a surprise, so since my other prize turned out to be a fail – more so than this one – I'll give her an Avie."

I Can Haz Beta Award: Tori

"I can Haz Beta?" Tori asked as she walked out on stage. Fyre nodded rapidly, pointing to the screens, which showed one of those cats that can't spell like the Chick-Fil-A cows because...I mean, let's be honest here, they're cats.

Tori shook her head in horrified awe as Fyre threw an Avie at her, screaming something about 'CABBAGES!' It made the Cabbage Merchant go crazy, which ended in a bomb going off. Long story.

Panakin picked up the piece of paper. "Okay, well this thing says 'Do you people remember the riddle-thing-a-ma-who that I put in chapter 18? About the room numbers and such? Well Marvin answered that correctly, so I gave her a prize.' That's it; that's what it says."

Riddles and Challenges you must face Award: Marvin

Marvin stepped out on the stage as the screens lit up with Actor Bumi's only line in the entire play. The audience went wild; Marvin bowed, and then realized that they were all looking at the screens instead of at her. "You all fail," she snapped, grabbing her Avie and marching off stage. A random cricket chirped.

"The next award," Fyre continued. "Goes to the first person to request my beta services. He apparently needs help from a thirteen-year-old, likes writing incredibly long chapters for no apparent reason, and has hired me, Summer, Jiao-Jie, and Jesus-Freak as his betas. Yay," she went monotone, like Mai.

I need help from a thirteen-year-old Award: Mike

Mike glared over at Fyre as he was dragged out on the stage. "Oh, I hate you," he growled as Foaming Mouth Guy grabbed his Avie and one of those cheap plastic cameras. He ran over next to Mike gave him 'Bunny ears' and snapped a picture, before shoving the Avie in Mike's arms.

Fyre smiled. "What a keepsake. And hey, you can't hate on the Queen of Spades. She's epic."

"What am I the Queen of?" Jesus-Freak called from the back of the room.

Fyre raised an eyebrow. "You're the Queen of 'how the heck did you get in this story?'" Fyre crossed her arms over her chest, and Jesus-Freak shrieked and ran out of the room, grabbing Zuko and hauling him out as she did so. "Ran-dom."

Panakin shook her head. "The next award is the greatest award of all. This award goes to someone who has worked very hard for an Avie. It goes to someone who has gone above and beyond the call of reader. It goes to a great friend of mine."

Panakin's choice: Abby

"What kind of Award is that?" Mike asked as he walked off the stage. "The rest of us had to actually DO something to earn our awards. What the heck is 'Panakin's choice'?" Mike asked, shaking his Avie angrily.

Abby glared at him from her place next to the stage. "Love the award; don't question the award!" she shouted over at her fellow reviewer. Mike raised both eyebrows, watching Abby grab her award from Panakin and smile cheesily.

Fyre sighed as Abby and her twin began to discuss...something. "The next award is pretty self-explanatory, but the award for it is the greatest of all!"

Wiki Maker: Bananas

As Bananas entered the stage, Foaming Mouth Guy grabbed a small box on the stage. Bananas raised an eyebrow as his name flashed up on the screens. "Where's my Avie?" he asked, looking over at the insane fanboy beside him.

Fyre pointed as Faming Mouth Guy opened the box, revealing ten cookies. "I told you whoever made that Wiki gets ten cookies. That's ten cookies. Take them, and don't complain," Fyre snapped. Bananas raised an eyebrow at her, before shrugging and grabbing his box of cookies.

Panakin smiled as Abby mentioned something about Star Wars. Fyre whacked her twin in the arm, causing her attention to snap to the cameras. "Our next awards will be for stories. Most are self-explanatory, like this one, but I believe these authors really earned their Avies.

"Greatest Story: InspiredByFyre by Marvin, Sick of Tea by Bob, Circus Freak by Jiao-Jie, The Missing Piece Book 2: Earth by PureJasmineBlossom

Winner: Circus Freak – Jiao-Jie

Jiao-Jie jumped from her place behind the tech booth. "I won!" she shouted, running to the stage. She grabbed her Avie and turned to the camera. "I'd like to thank Ty Lee for starring in my story, and everyone who voted for me for voting for me, and Fyre for..."

Fyre shoved her in the arm, causing her to fall off the stage. "We don't have time for speeches! It's next award time!" Fyre called. "This next award is based off of all the crazy relationships, or 'ships', that are in this fandom."

"Best Random Ship moment: Zuko-as-Aang with Katara: Zuanara, Cabbage Mersa (Love is a Garden; Oreo), Foamzula (Brownies?; Bananas)

Winner: Foamzula – Bananas

Foaming Mouth Guy stared in horror at Princess Azula, who stared in horror at Bananas, who stared in awe at his new Avie. He jumped up in the air, and then ran off stage randomly. Fyre blinked several times. "O...kay."

Panakin sighed again. "The next award is for the weirdest story. Weird can be defined by many things, including different, odd, random, strange, crazy...basically Fyre, except in text and with Avatar characters," she shrugged.

"Weirdest Story: Brownies? by Bananas, Elevator Talk by Luna Cat Kitty, Ozai's Barbecue Adventures by Luna Cat Kitty, Spry's Apple Pie in your Eye by Spry

Winner: Brownies? – Bananas.

Bananas jumped up in the air again. "I get another Avie!" He sang. Foaming Mouth Guy threw the Avie at his head, rendering him unconscious.

Fyre blinked several times at the insane reviewer, before turning back to Panakin. "The next award does not receive an Avie, since it's just a chapter." She motioned at Passion, who flashed Fyre's Guide to Creativity up on the screens.

"Best Chapter in FGTC: 36; Iroh, 1; Kidnapped!, 27; I AM NOT CRAZY!, 35; Mai

Winner: I AM NOT CRAZY!

"I AM NOT CRAZY!" Fyre shrieked.

Panakin stared at her, raising an eyebrow. "Riiight. Anyways, the next award is given based on creativity. Hence the name; Fyre Award. Anyways, all nominees were absolutely AWESOME, but sadly we can only give the Avie to one person."

"Fyre Award: Week of Fyre by Bananas, Holding Hands by Sofia, Bring Me all your elderly! By RainandRoses

Winner: Tie – Everyone

"What did I say?" Panakin said, motioning at the three people waiting for an award.

Fyre sighed. "This is hard. I want everyone to get an award, but sadly, we only have one. For the award of Creativity, I'm gonna have to pick Sofia, because she took my favorite idea, made it very different than I would have made it, and then got about a billion reviews."

Sofia smiled widely, then ran over to Foaming Mouth Guy, grabbed her Avie, and then did some sort of cross between break-dancing and the splits. Panakin rubbed her eyes, and Fyre got a look on her face like she had just eaten a lemon.

"The-the next Award," Fyre said. "Is one Inspired by Panakin. It's for making characters out of character, and yet keeping them in character. Hard to explain, but sort of like Azula turning good, Aang being evil, etc."

"Panakin Award: Found by Fyre, Spry's Apple Pie in Your Eye by Spry

Winner: Tie – Fyre and Spry

"Well, since I technically can't vote for myself, I guess Spry wins," Fyre motioned over to Spry, who had leapt on stage through one of those floor-elevators. Fyre rubbed her temples as Spry grabbed the 'Panakie' – the only Avie who looked like Panakin instead of Fyre – and hugged it.

Panakin blinked a couple of times. "O...kay. Well the next Award is Summer's award, which is for best Spelling, Grammar, and anything else Summer would find important here on planet Earth." Fyre glanced over at Summer, who smiled.

"Summer Award: Week of Fyre by Bananas, Kidnapped Insanity by Embrace-your-Insanity

Winner: Tie – Bananas and Insanity

Fyre frowned. "I hate singling out one over the other. I mean, I love Week of Fyre, because my name is actually in the title, but Kidnapped Insanity has grammar tips and stuff in it. I think I will have to go with Insanity since Bananas has already won two awards."

"DISCRIMINATION!" Bananas cried from his place on the side of the stage.

Insanity was lead out on stage by Zuko and Sokka. She was excited, but confused at the same time. "Where am I?" She asked the Fire Lord and Sokka. The teenaged boys exchanged a glance before Zuko looked back at the confused fangirl.

"We did not knock you out with a baseball bat," Zuko said. He then handed her the little 'Summie' and patted her on the back. "Bye-bye, now."

"Jiao-Jie award: Brownies? by Bananas, Bring Me all your Elderly! By RainandRoses

Winner: Bananas

Bananas grabbed his award, shoving a cookie in his mouth. Fyre raised an eyebrow at him, causing him to shrink back. He looked over at Rain, who was standing backstage, watching Azula put up balloons for the Avie's big finale. "Here," Bananas said, holding the award out to the girl.

"Really?" She asked, smiling widely.

Bananas nodded sheepishly. "You owe me some cookies." Passion smiled and hit a button on her techy booth, causing the 'Awwww' sound effect to echo throughout the stage. Bananas glared over at her. "Yeah, yeah, I already got my cookies, move along!" He stormed off stage. Rain hugged her award.

"Passion Award: Found by Fyre, Winner by Panakin, The Elegant Orchid by Mei-chan4"

Winner: Tie – Fyre and Panakin

"Awkward much?" Fyre asked, looking at the Avie. She looked over at Summer. "Hey Summer, how did you not catch this?" Fyre pointed to the gold plate on the award. "It says 'Authors' instead of 'Author.'" She held it out so Summer could see it.

"Yeah, I know." Summer winked.

'Awwww'

Bananas glared at the speakers. "Be quiet."

"Well I guess that's..." Fyre began.

Panakin interrupted her. "Actually, not yet. We have one more award. This award goes to someone who is funny, cool...sometimes, weird, awesome, great writer, without whom, this story would not be what it is today. I know these are all characteristics of me, but this award goes to someone else; my sister, Fyre."

Best Author Ever – Fyre

Confetti cannons went off, balloons rained from the sky. Dance music began to blare from the speakers as Cabbage Man and Foaming Mouth Guy grabbed one final Avie from the box. The audience began to go wild.

Panakin smiled and turned to the podium next to her, to realize it was empty.

"Uh...where did Fyre go?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.

Passion looked over at her. "Did she faint?" she asked, taking off her headphones (The confetti cannon had been right next to her.) Panakin looked at the floor, then back up at her friend, shaking her head 'no.' Passion stood from her place and rushed over, followed by Jiao-Jie and Summer. They all stared in horror to realize that their friend was actually gone.

Summer turned to Toph. 'Did you feel her leave?" She asked, motioning at the empty podium.

Toph frowned. "Summer...or at least I think it's Summer...I hope you realize I am sitting on a metal chair where my feet don't touch the ground, you people are on a stage, and another big factor, the floor in this room is wood! I can't see through wood!"

Summer pursed her lips. "Well, that's a Deus Ex Machina."

"What?" Jiao-Jie asked.

"Look it up," Summer snapped.

Panakin turned to the camera. "Cut to commercial! Cut to commercial!" She yelled frantically.

'It's a Blanket, it's a buddy; it's a Blanket Buddy!'

Author's Notes: Author Missing.