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Ziggymia123: WOO FOR NEARLY NO MORE EXAMS! It basically sums up Fawks life before she has to "settle down" (not that that's really going to happen ;) ) There is more to come of madness and then the wedding itself! I'm excited :D Oh and speaking of excitement, WOO for Ignis :D :D :D


Chapter 51

"What's wrong with you?" Jess asked as they headed into the town for lunch. Fawks nodded ahead of them where Winter and Alexis were talking quietly between themselves, every now and then stopping to giggle or whisper something.

"You're looking at two of the only women in the universe who know me better than everyone else. Two women who have also slept with me a few times, and they're whispering. What do you think is wrong with me?" Fawks grumbled. "And even worse Win's using the TARDIS so I can't psychically eavesdrop."

Jess laughed as they carried on walking through.

Eventually Fawks couldn't take it anymore and abruptly cut off her conversation with Amy and Jacky and hurried to catch up with Winter and Lexi.

"Hey, what you two giggling about over here?" Fawks smiled, sounding nonchalant. Winter smirked slightly as did Alexis.

"Nothing,"

"Couldn't have been nothing," Fawks smiled.

"Nothing important." Alexis laughed. Winter smiled and kissed away Fawks' pout.

"Where are we going to lunch?" Winter asked.

"Somewhere on the waterfront." Fawks mused.

"So seeing as we went a little OTT last night I say we stay in tonight." Fawks said, biting into her steak.

"And by stay in you mean buy a shed load of booze and a cocktail book," Amy laughed.

"And play truth and dare and drinking games," Jess grinned.

"And get very drunk inside the hotel." Jacky laughed.

"Exactly." Fawks smiled.


"So, you can't cook to save your life but when it comes to dirty named cocktails, you're a pro." Winter chuckled.

"If that doesn't say something about your upbringing nothing will." Amy laughed.

"Exactly," Fawks grinned, "Try this Win," She smiled, sliding the glass over to her.

"What is it?"

"A Sexy Rachel." She grinned.

"No but really,"

"No but really, that's what it's called." Fawks grinned, sliding the cocktail recipe book over to her.

Winter laughed at the genuine cocktail. Before taking a sip, Fawks looked over at her nervously, awaiting her response.

"It's actually really good."

Fawks grinned happily at the assessment and set about making everyone else's order.

"Fawks, can I get a Fawks, please?" Alexis asked.

"Only if you say the name properly." Fawks smirked, shaking her cocktail maker as she danced around the kitchen, Winter sat on the counter watching her work with a smile and the rest of them setting up the lounge for a girls night in. Alexis sighed.

"Please can you make me The Fawks." Alexis grumbled.

"I didn't hear that?" Fawks sang.

"Just make the damn drink."

"You have a cocktail?" Winter asked.

"Better than the hall of fame if you ask me," The demon grinned, "It's a mix of other cocktails." She said, pulling out ingredients.

"A mix of Sex Appeal, Heavenly Sex, The Ultimate Fuck and Sexy Rachel. All in all, A Fawks. It's quite delicious."

"And it clearly does wonders for your ego." Winter laughed.

"Just because you don't have a cocktail." Fawks smirked, setting about more drinks.

"Sex on the beach in Winter." Winter smiled, sliding the book over.

"Doesn't count, not actually your name, it's the season." Fawks laughed. Winter flicked through the cocktail book smiling at the various names and excess of ingredients. Winter cleared her throat as she pointed to one of the cocktails, before spinning of her chair and heading into the lounge. Fawks laughed loudly as she read the cocktail.

"Alright Sweet Tits, you win." She called.


"We seriously playing Truth or Dare?" Amy grinned.

"Come on, it'll be fun." Jess smiled rearranging her cushions and laying on the floor.

"We'll start easy," Fawks smiled. "Who was the last person you snogged?"

"Rory." Amy said easily.

"A very handsome probation officer, called Felix." Alexis smiled. Fawks looked up at her.

"Felix? As in huge moustache man."

"Shut up, he's a good pull."

"He used to get food in his tash."

"Eww." Jacky laughed.

"Jess?" Winter asked.

Jess was quiet for a moment until her eyes fell on Jacky who was looking down at the plush carpet.

"Noo." Fawks smirked. "When was this?"

"Remember when we out for drinks and Jacky was too drunk to get home so I brought her back to mine?" Jess sighed.

"No way," Fawks laughed.

"Did you have some hot lesbian sex?" Alexis asked bluntly. Jess remained perfectly neutral but Jacky's increasing blush told them all they need to know.

They were a lot more drunk than they'd started, cocktails were flowing a lot more freely and the names seemed to be getting funnier. As for the truths they were getting a lot dirtier and the dares hadn't even got started yet.

"Fawks, did you actually walk across the Vegan desert."

"Yes." Fawks said proudly.

"Did you do it two days?"

"No... It took me two weeks but then I lied and blackmailed people so I could get put into the record books."

"You're already in the record books." Winter frowned.

"Yeah but if I pulled that one of I got four full pages." Fawks smiled proudly.

"Alright, Winter, Truth or Dare."

"Dare." Winter smiled.

"Alright," Amy mused, "You have to spend the rest of the game, in your underwear."

Winter smiled and rolled her eyes as she stood up and pulled her top up over her head.

"Fine," She sighed. As Alexis let out a wolf whistle.


"Fawks, stop staring at Winter and say truth or dare." Jess slurred. Laughing as Fawks reluctantly turned her attention from Winter in her underwear back to Jess.

"Truth."

"Whose better in bed, John or me?" Winter asked with a smirk, knowing she'd have to take the dare.

"I'm not saying that."

"Forfeit dare." Amy sang.

"Hmm..." Jacky mused.

"Winter has to sit in your lap the rest of the game,"

Fawks grinned, that wasn't a dare, that was a prize.

"And you're not allowed to touch me." Winter smirked, standing from her place and stepping her way over and laying across her lap. She leaned back and whispered in her ear.

"Can you handle this?" She smirked.

"Easily but then I would lose the dare." Fawks quipped.

A strip tease, naked dares and a lot of drinks later and everyone bar Fawks was sat in the circle, with cocktails in hand and sat in their underwear, Fawks was the only who was still clothed.

She also looked in physical pain as drunken Winter had taken it upon herself to torture Fawks to the very brink of her personal restraint, the dare had nearly been forgotten and Fawks was concentrating on not ravaging Winter in front of her friends. Of course she was doing it subtly so no one but Winter and Fawks knew it was happening and Fawks could barely contain the squeaks and sighs that Winter was successfully drawing from her.

"Fawks it's your turn."

"Dare." Fawks sighed breathlessly trying to concentrate on anything other than Winter's fingers tracing patterns idly over her thighs.

"But I'm feeling very over-dressed."

"I can sort that," Winter whispered in her ear.

"Later..." Fawks replied.

"We get to dress you up and you have to go downstairs and get us what we want, we'll give you a list."

"Brilliant," Fawks laughed.

In a bra that was rather quite torn, in which she had to mainly hold on, some mismatched girl boxers and her hair messed up and various lovebites across her neck she strode confidently downstairs and stopped at the desk. To his credit, the man sat at the counter did look a little surprised before gathering his composure.

"How may I help you?"

"I'm looking for 12 pints of Ben and Jerry's ice cream in assorted flavours, and all the booze you have in the kitchen."

"I love being me," Fawks laughed as she took a spoonful of ice cream from Winter.

"So, Jessica." Amy asked, "Truth or Dare."


Drunk and full of ice cream the dares had lessened now to merely a huge gossip session.

"Best shag you've ever had?" Amy asked to no one really. Everyone was lay out now, picking up bits of melted ice cream from the various pots in the middle, all slummed together, talking drunken nonsense that seemed a lot more important than it was.

"Captain Rachel Falcon." Alexis sighed. Fawks looked up with a smirk.

"Really?"

"Shut up," Alexis said.

"When was this?" Winter asked.

"Isle of Jatoor."

Fawks laughed softly, "Oh yeah... I was pretty awesome that night,"

"What about you?"

Fawks didn't say anything but her eyes flickered minutely down to Winter who was lay at her side.

"I saw that!" Amy giggled.

"Shut up." Fawks hissed. Winter turned and looked up at Fawks.

"Is it me? It's me isn't it?"

Fawks rolled her eyes.

"I knew it was me!" Winter laughed, leaning up and kissing her. "When?"

"TARDIS, music room." Fawks sighed.

"Oh yeah, when you collapsed."

Alexis snorted, as did Jess and even Jacky giggled.

"I'd been dead in my defence." Fawks rolled her eyes as Winter smiled smugly.

"Right, that's it." Fawks sighed, grabbing as many tubs of chocolate icecream she could, dragging Winter up and waving back to the rest of them.

"We'll be back in a few hours, you've got booze but I'm horny and drunk and my girlfriend is hot and I have ice cream, so I'll be back in a bit. Fuck the dare." Fawks said simply.


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