Petty Practice
A/N: This is for Sonar, who mentioned something that I couldn't resist writing about. :)
Sasuke's enemy's endurance was terrifying as it suffered blow after blow without suffering any apparent damage. "JUST DIE YOU EVIL THING!" Sasuke glared at the creature and it glared back with a slight smirk.
"Kami, bastard, leave the poor weed alone. Sporking it to death isn't going to help people believe that you're still sane and if anything we should take it out of the idiot who assigned us this crap in the first place." Sasuke gave Naruto a Look.
"And how do you propose we do that, idiot?"
"Well bastard, Anko-chan was telling me about some about some awesome stuff she erm, 'borrowed' from the ANBU Research and Development department. She was lamenting the fact that she had no time to test it out. Feel like helping out?" Sasuke, for the first time in years, grinned. "I'll take that as a yes. Here's the plan…"
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Iruka sighed blissfully, holding his precious black coffee close to him. His students were on loan to the villagers to perform 'missions' that they may require. Iruka's eyes lit up at the thought of Naruto being forced to baby sit brats even worse than him. Life was good… until his now superheated coffee mug exploded leaving coffee and shards of glass flying through the air. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!" The Academy teachers winced at the volume of the scream as it echoed throughout the building. Somewhere two students couldn't help but laugh. "Hey, Sasuke, you owe me a favour now."
"And if I refuse?" Naruto held up the incriminating photos showing Sasuke rigging up the prank with a malicious smirk.
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Many years later after Sasuke left Konoha, Naruto wanted to collect on that promise and he went to see Iruka. Upon seeing the photos Iruka went through a variety of different shades of colours before promptly joining the hunter-nin with an enraged snarl. Sasuke was dragged back one week later, hogtied, black with bruises and the words MY COFFEEcarved into one side of his face with a spork. Suffice to say, that particular prank was never attmepted again on an Academy teacher in the history of Konoha.
