Chapter 46:

"Man! This sucks! What was up with that… that thing!?"

"He had you by the pigtails and was making you squeal! You're not that smooth against smart people, huh?" Neptune said her observation.

Feeling the fresh air outside, finally, I stretch my arms and back until they give a slight pain. A painful stretch, but not too much, is good for a cool down after all. Noire still complains about her secrets almost leaking out. Plus the fact that's she's trying to act smart.

"I said not to say stuff that'll give the impression that I'm dumb! Especially you!"

"He ran, but I'm certain we'll fight him again before too long" Nepgear said. And please don't say something like that. I hate the hassle.

"Umm, when that enemy is around, Noire gets all red squirmy and cute, so I don't mind him"

"Plutia, is your normal personality getting corrupted by your HDD one?"

"Maybe that's who she really is…" I shiver at the thought.

"At the very least, it seems like our business in Lastation is a wrap!" Neptune announced.

"We're going to jam on back to Lowee next! What are you going to do, Noire?" she asked as well.

"This is nowhere near wrapped. The hacked data is a mess and I need to calm my people down"

"Ugh, when I think about it, I get so depressed…" Noire heave a heavy sigh.

"How awful. Can we help somehow?" Nepgear raised an olive leaf.

"No thanks. Like I said earlier, some delicate information was compromised. With Jared's help on the whole system and helping me get rid of the culprit, it was more than enough" at least she's honest sometimes.

"Don't be clueless camgirl and let him plant more those thingies in your room!" Neptune said.

"And also, watch out some emails from him (?). He'll probably email you his (?) scoop of you"

"D-don't butt in" Noire transforms once more and floats in the air a few feet

" 'Well then, I'll be going' " and she flies off.

"Okey-dokey, do your best!" Plutie waves as she disappears into the horizon.

"Let's get some walking… it's a few kilometers before we get to Lowee"

"Eeeh. But it's so far, far away" Neptune complains.

"You can't exactly just fly there, right? We just had a battle"

"Then carry me" this woman can be such a sigh sometimes, in a good way.

"Okay, okay… Here" I crouch and offer my back. Feeling the weight of my woman, I catch her legs and hoist myself up.

"How nice. I want to be carried too, Neppy Jr. carry me too" Plutie also wants to be carried.

"M-me!?"

"C'mon! c'mon!"

"O-okay…"

Nepgear crouches down and offers her back. Plutie put all her weight on her back and wrapping her arms around the little sister in-law to-be's neck. Nepgear catches her legs and lifts herself up.

"Zzzz… Zzz…"

"Goodness, don't just fall asleep"

"Zzz…Zzz… but I'm sweapy….Zzz…"

"Sure you can handle her? I don't mind a switch" I offered.

"It's fine. I always carry Sis around like this"

"You're terrible, terrible big sister"

"It's a big sister's role to make her little sister big and strong!"

"Right…" I have doubts about that statement.


Lowee, in this dimension, is a lot more different than the other nations comparing them to their counterpart. Instead of Fantasy or Magical Kingdom theme, Lowee has traditional Japanese styled theme. Instead of a perpetual winter, it is late fall with red leaves and only slight patches of snow. It feels like I'm back in Tokugawa era. It would be terrible to see those Tokugawa guys again.

Autumn leaves fall, painting the road in orange gold. Some people are in a traditional Japanese clothes, giving that whole 'going back in time' feeling a little solidarity. Bridges, its frame is painted in red, with a riverbank glistening in sparkles runs underneath. There are also shops here, written in Kanji of kind of what shop they are, of course theirs an English translation underneath.

"The people of Lowee brings the Japanese spirit. The Japs are gonna be so proud…" I whisper to myself.

"It would be funny if those Japanese popped out and actually did that" Nepgear overheard my words.

"You about the Japs?"

"Mhm, their people commonly having a sword just like my Sis, and they stab it in their gut right?"

"I'm surprised that you know about Sepuku"

"Sepuku?"

"You know Japanese people and yet you don't know Sepuku"

"Ah, I'm refering to a game. Were we talking about 2 different things?" Nepgear ponders.

"So my dimension is nothing but a game here? That's so sad…" at least they would learn what it's like in that world. Well, it's not that match any different here actually.

"Zzz… Zzz…"

"Putting that aside, you sure you're good carrying Plutie on your back?" I ask her.

"Yeah… I'm used to it but…."

"Zzz… Zzz… Pudding~~ Pudding~~ I love pudding~~… Zzz…" Neptune snuggles up to me as she dreams of swimming in her favorite dessert.

"Don't worry about it. I'm used to it"

After crossing the bridge, we're met with the castle gates and walls. Some Lowee guards tried to hold us from going in. But after letting them see Neptune's face, they backed away. Once we enter the castle grounds, the first thing I see is that the castle itself looks more like Himeji castle. It's a shame that I haven't had the time to explore the insides of it back in my dimension. It's mostly because, for some strange reason, my plans for a thorough survey never came to fruit. And yes, I met Ikeda Terumasa, but the asshole wouldn't let me explore his place. Dammit!

I've also noticed that the place is also being repaired. On one side of the Tenshukaku is a huge hole that it kinda looks like a tank just went and plowed its way through the wall, bringing down even the third story.

"Ooh! It's Blanc!"

"Guah! Woman! Stop shouting right at my ear! Gawd that hurts…!" it's like a grenade just exploded right in front of me.

Neptune apparently had woken up without warning me. She leans to my shoulder as she points to what looks like an out of place shrine maiden manning the repairs of the Tenshukaku. She even has a yellow construction helmet for protection as well.

"Fwueeeh… Ooh, it's Blanny!" Plutie also woke up.

"Okay, you two, we'll put you down now"

After putting the girls down, we walk over towards the Lowee goddess.

"Lady Blanc, we've finished repairing the support pillars" one of the laymen said to her.

"…Good. Don't bother with the interior right now. Prioritize reinforcing the buildings"

"Understood!" the layman leaves.

"Blanny, we've come to be super helpful friends…!" Plutie comes to her and waves.

"Wow, it's way more peaceful here than I expected. I was ready for a sea of blood and whatnot" Neptune complained for the lack of massacre.

"You're making Blanc look like she a short fuse or something…" well she is but...

"…You've come. As you can see, the Basilicom has been repaired. The damage was minimal"

"So you've already resolved everything on your own?" Nepgear asked. Isn't that good news for us?

"Wow, you're sooooo amazing…" Plutie is baffled.

"No, I haven't really done anything. Actually, it was…"


Copypaste: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ooh, now this building is worth destroying! "


"Hold your galloping unicorns, we're doing this again?"

"…It's easy to understand" Blanc adds.

"We're not exactly going to be famous for flashbacks like this…"

"Isn't it we're famous for expli-MMFMGH!" I cover Neptune's mouth.

"Okay, okay… just do continue…"


Copypaste: "You could even say it was built solely for me to demolish! Just you wait, building! I'll turn you into dust and rubble in a few moments!"

Lowee Soldier: "S-Stop right there! To think this would happen when Lady Blanc is away…"

Copypaste: "Hmm? No man should make such a pathetic face!"

Copypaste: "If you've got unfulfilled wishes or dreams, bring them to battle against me! Get amped up!"


"Hahaha… The robot dude will forever be funny" I whisper under my breath.


Lowee Soldier: "Wh-what are you even…? In any case, you mustn't destroy more than this!"


'Saying that doesn't actually make him stop…'


Lowee Soldier: "Man… Just thinking about how pissed Lady Blanc will get from this is scary…"

Copypaste: "Foolish foo! The very fact the she gets upset with you is proof she relies on you!"


"Touché…"


Copypaste: "Never fear someone's rage! Be grateful for it!"

Lowee Soldier: "This is hopeless. We're talking to a brick wall"


"At least he knows that…"

"HAHA! Isn't that big guy's brain is a brick!" Neptune said.

"Most probably a drill"


Lowee Soldier: "Fine. If you want to destroy, go to the quarry outside of the city. Bust up rocks all day long"

Copypaste: "What was that!?"

Lowee Solder: "Whoa! S-Sorry, I just…"

Copypaste: "You said I can destroy as much as I'd like? Unbelievable! Does such a place truly exist!?"


"Apparently, it's called a demolition site… or a mining site"


Lowee: "Um, well, yeah"

Copypaste: "Take me there, please! I've dreamt of such a place… I have no other desire in life!"

Lowee Soldier: "Uh, okay. Right this way"


"…That's supposedly how it went down" and Bland ended the story. Since the flashback is took a while, we're sitting under a shade of tree.

"Baaahahaha! What a dumb turd! Do storks really deliver people that stupid!?"

"Probably Neptune, probably"

"So ever since that happened, he's been working for you…?" Plutie asked.

"…Yeah. Someone's watching over him just in case, but it sounds like we're mining at an insane pace"

"So he really does have a drill as its brain cells" I feel sorry for him.

"Every tool has its use, so they say" Blanc added.

"But no tool ever asked to be one"

"Then we have no reason to be here. Aw, we came all this way…" Nepgear said.

"Not true. I was planning to go pay that jackass back for ruining my Basilicom"

"Whoa, it's rare to get a party invite from Blanc! I wanna go! Let's go! Can we go now?" Neptune persists.

"I wanna go, too…!" as well as Plutie.

"It's decided, then. I'll drill a new asshole into that asshole's asshole" and how would that work? Two anuses?ss