Knuckles goes bulimic
Now I've just gone through the busiest weekend of my life…
Jack: Apparently we're not the most popular Sonic fic…some fic called Sonic Insanity that hasn't been updated in a very long time still has the crown…
Jill: And that has over 1200 reviews! I don't anyone could survive with that many in a fic…especially not this!
Jack: On the other side of news…people seem to love our parody! A couple of people even called me the king of Sonic comedy!
Tails: (reads parody, then gasps) How could you say I was on drugs?
Jack: Honestly? The thought came up completely randomly in my head. I was thinking of a way to tease you in the parody…and then BAM! The random thought of "Tails=druggie" appeared in my head!
Jill: Well, let's answer the question!
Jack: Oh yes! One of the reviewers of the parody asked if we were going to do a parody of Sonic Adventure 2!
Sonic: So what do you think?
Jack: Well…we do HAVE the game, so it wouldn't be completely impossible…(sighs) we're still thinking about it! We're doing our current parody because this site needs a good parody for Sonic Adventure, while there are already plenty of good SA2 parodies out there!
Jill: For now, let's just get to some reviews!
Make Knuckles vomit every time someone speaks.
-Nobody
Jack: (makes Knuckles drink lots of drain cleaner) Perfect!
Knuckles: (throws up) Oh boy…I feel like when the guys from Family Guy had that vomiting contest!
Jill: Oh yeah…to see who could hold off vomiting the longest! They all lost…
Knuckles: (continues emptying his stomach)
make Shadow watch an entire episode of barney, or another show that will make him suffer
-timmy102
Shadow: I'm not watching that conformist (bleep)!
Jack: We don't care what you think! NOW WATCH BARNEY!
Shadow: (heads into TV room, watches things that would give him nightmares later)
Knuckles: (still throwing up) I guess I don't have to worry about losing weight…
What dares can I do today? How 'bout these for my 3 favorite characters:
Silver: Most everyone makes fun of you, so show them that your cooler than Shadow bu ripping out all of his fur with your psycic powers and Shadow can't do anything about it.
Blaze: Get out of the pool and burn anyone you want to a crisp (don't tell the Jack this but that means him too).
Sonic: Once Silver has ripped out Shadow's fur, tell him that it's in the fangirl pit.
-Burn the Dragon
Shadow: (runs out of TV room) THE MADNESS! Someone save me from that purple monster!
Silver: (uses psychic powers to rip out Shadow's fur)
Shadow: AH! Baldness! I didn't know I was already middle-aged!
Blaze: But I'm not in the pool right now-AH! (gets pushed into pool by Jack) Oh, you son of a-(gets out of pool, starts throwing fireballs at him)
Jack: AUGH! The wrath of the psycho pyro! (runs off stage with Blaze chasing him)
Shadow: Alright, who stole my fur?
Silver: (grins) The fan girls have it now!
Shadow: (with a panicky look in face) What? But…DAMN IT! (jumps into fan girls pit) Now give me back my fur, or I'll never sign any of your autographs again!
Fan girls: (attack Shadow with outrage)
Shadow: AHHHHH! I guess it was a mistake to anger them…(gets dragged off)
Jack: (runs back on stage) So true…a riled up fan girl is always armed and dangerous!
make big belly flop into the fangirls. Then make vector give his precious metal to the poor. make him sad when he does that
-timmy102
Jill: Hey Big! If you do your belly flop into the fan girls, I'll…give you free tickets to the aquarium!
Big: YAAAAAY! I can get more fishies!
Jack:…Yeah. Just do it already!
Big: (does a dive into pit of doom)
Fan girls: (get out of way, let him crash into ground)
Big: Uhhhh…why does my belly ache?
Fan girls: (avoid the monstrosity)
Vector: My precious metal? (shifts around eyes nervously) Ummm…I don't know what you're talking about!
Espio: (drags in safe) We're talking about this! (dumps out a huge amount of gold)
Knuckles: (still throwing up)
Safe: (still pouring out gold)
Vector: (sees everyone taking it) NOOOOOO! Who can I squander now?
Jill: Shut up, you rich jerk!
Make Tails and Charmy dress as girls and then make out in front of everyone, and they have to enjoy it.
-noone
Charmy: (takes dress) Not another yaoi fan girl…
Jill: (hypnotizes them both) Oh yeah…yaoi's getting stronger!
Sonic: (shudders) That can't be good for me…
Jack: You've gotten away from it for this chapter!
Tails: (starts making out with Charmy)
Cream, Cosmo, and Marine: (start burning Charmy plushies as practice)
Jack: Plushies…the new effigy to burn!
Make Rouge put on a strapon and screw Tails while Tails sucks off Big.
-Anonymous
Jill: That's really strange…(shoves Tails, Rouge, and Big into closet)
Knuckles: (making the Janitor encounter his hardest cleaning job ever)
Janitor: (bleep)ing kids…with your-HOLY (bleep)! That echidna is dead! (pulls out rifle, starts shooting at Knuckles)
Knuckles: (runs off screaming)
Cream: turn into a guy and screw Tails until he passes out.
-M
Jack: AUTHOR POWERS! (turns Cream into a guy) Dude…again, this is strange!
Cream: (sighs) Well, I guess the crossing genders wasn't just for the guys, after all…(bleep)!
Jill: What do we do about Rouge and Big?
Jack: I just remembered now! One of our reviewers wanted 2 more closet to be added to help deal with crowding, so…(creates 2 more closets, then sends Cream into one)
Jill: (takes Tails out of one closet, puts him in another)
Tails: AUGH! What the (bleep) is that thing?
Cream: That's it! I'm kicking your ass for insulting my looks!
Tails: OW! OW! This day has been horrible for me…
Jack: It's been almost as bad for Knuckles!
-Later-
Cream: (turns back to normal, drags Tails out of closet)
Blaze: (storms onto stage) Where is he?
Jack: Look at that! (uses laser pointer)
Blaze: THERE'S THAT (bleep)ING RED THING AGAIN! RAWR! (chases after dot)
Give Tails the mind of a seven year old schoolgirl
-Anon.
Jill: (hypnotizing Tails into believing he's a seven year old school girl)
Tails: Tee hee! You're all so funny looking!
Jack: Wow…this is actually creeping me out! For once, we're actually not getting threats from Tails about how we will all suffer at his hands!
Jill: It's just for these few minutes, though…
Knuckles: (so skinny, he makes Lindsay Lohan look like Jared Fogle…pre-Subway!) I think people can see through me now…
Jack: (looks around Knuckles) Man…you look a line! AWESOME!
Knuckles: (passes out)
Oh, and I have to say something here…From now on, please don't do too many dares that go for multiple chapters! Once in a while is fine, but if I get too many at once, it becomes hard to remember to do in later chapters…
