Just another random chapter, nothing else to say. Enjoy!
Angelbott: I would prefer stretchable shorts as well, but I don't mind jean shorts. :P
I was very happy that I got to ride on a dolphin today. Even the Yorozuya liked to watch the dolphins swim in the oceans.
When we were heading back to the Yorozuya place, we waved good-bye to Keishani and Mekara, and they went home. I could already tell that Shinpachi was going to see Keishani again because they have a crush on each other. I would tease Shinpachi about his love to her, but I'm not that mean, so I kept my mouth shut.
As we were finally arriving at Gintoki's house, the wavy-haired samurai scratched the back of his head and asked us, "Did you have a good time?"
Me and Kagura nodded our heads cheerfully. Kagura exclaimed, "It was so cool to see Madison-Chan riding on a dolphin, uh-huh!"
I chuckled, and admitted, "It was nice riding on a dolphin again. But I know that not all dolphins are nice to humans or Yatos."
"Really?" Kagura asked as she stared into my brown eyes. "I thought they were supposed to be adorable."
I gave out yet another chuckle, and told Kagura, "Well, don't think that, Kagura-Chan."
She didn't say anything else. But from what we heard was an idiotic voice from a person we already knew.
"Hey, China. What's with the outfit you're wearing? Were you trying to be more sexy?"
Kagura turned her head, and already knew that it was Okita Sougo. She gave him a glare and exclaimed at him, "No, dumbass! We went to see dolphins! And you didn't get to, so ha!"
"I don't give a shit, anyways. Dolphins are stupid."
There, the Yato puffed up her cheeks, and dashed towards him. She jumped off the ground, and reached her leg out to kick him, but he took a step to the right and made her "fall" to the ground by her bottom.
She stood up quickly, and rubbed her bottom for a second before turning back around, and giving the Shinsengumi member another glare. Only this time, the glare was caused to have an aura above Kagura.
Of course, Okita wasn't afraid. I thought as I face-palmed myself, Here we go. Another fight between them.
He told her right before they started fighting, "Watch your step, China."
Kagura had an anger mark on her head, and within a millisecond, she dashed, really fast, towards Okita. Okita dodged yet again as Kagura was about to punch him.
I rolled my eyes and didn't even want to see them fight again. But since there was nothing I could do to stop them, I figured it was best to let them do their job. After all, Kagura wants to win over Okita.
I walked up the stairs, and went inside Gintoki's house. There, Gintoki and Shinpachi shouted at someone, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
Since I was behind them, I had to go around Shinpachi so that I could tell who they were yelling at. I blinked, and found out that Zenzo Hattori was looking through the desk. I could feel a drop of sweat go down my face. I also stood all dumbstruck, and didn't even know what to say.
What IS he doing here?
Zenzo managed to spot us (Even though his hair always covered his eyes), and asked the three of us, "Have you guys seen my prescription?"
Gintoki now had an anger mark on his cheek. He ran quickly towards the ninja, and hit him in the head hard. Immediately, Zenzo hit his face on Gintoki's desk.
He shouted, "YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
The ninja rubbed his head, and finally answered Gintoki's question, "I thought I had left my prescription here."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU LEFT IT HERE? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVEN CAME HERE?" Gintoki shouted at him once again.
As Zenzo continued to rub his head, he walked to one of the couches, and sat down, trying to think.
After his hand was off his head, he explained, "I sneaked in here a month ago, and I could've sworn my stuff fell out of my pocket."
I blinked and thought, Does he even have pockets?
Zenzo crossed his legs and arms, and said, "I really have to go to the hospital today so that I can see if my hemorrhoids will get treated."
Shinpachi made a cracked smile, and asked the ninja, "Haven't you tried that before?"
"I have, but I almost fell into the doctors tricks. And worse, that guy wasn't even a doctor!"
I stood still, and wondered, That's right. Gintoki and Zenzo were once in the hospital. And the doctor told them that "something" would've exploded inside them. But instead, the so-called doctor was about to kill them until Sa-Chan saved them.
I did remember that part in Gintama. Also the part where Sa-Chan shoved a candle inside Zenzo's...you know what? I'm not going to say it. It's too awkward.
Anyways, Gintoki rested his arm in his kimono, and asked Zenzo as if it weren't obvious, "Are your hemorrhoids getting worse?" Gintoki scoffed after he had asked that.
Zenzo sighed, "Not so much, but it's still irritating." He turned his head, and pointed at me, asking me, "Who're you?"
I opened my eyes widely, but introduced myself, "My name is Madison Willis. Nice to meet you." I bowed and then stood back up in a matter of seconds.
The ninja didn't say anything. But he just muttered, "I'm Zenzo Hattori."
It made me wonder if he was used to having his eyes covered by his hair. Because no one can even see them! Well, even if I can't see his eyes, I don't really care for Zenzo himself.
I decided to let it slide, and instead, I said, "So why are you telling us that your suffering is worse?"
Zenzo answered, "First of all, the silver-haired guy already asked me. Second of all, I don't want to go to the hospital by myself. That's another reason why I came here."
I turned to Gintoki, and could see that he had a disgusted look on his face. He waved his arms frantically, and hollered, "NO WAY! WE'RE NOT GOING WITH YOU! THAT'D BE TOO AWKWARD!"
The ninja tried to convince Gintoki by saying, "But I'm embarrassed enough to go to a hospital by myself. Just come with me so that I feel more easy."
"MORE EASY? IT WON'T BE EASY FOR US!"
I sighed, and landed my hand on the back of my head. I said, "Fine, we'll go with you. But you should know that we're not involved in this situation."
"Got it," Zenzo immediately replied.
Gintoki turned his head quickly to see me, and asked me as if I was crazy, "MADISON-CHAN! WHY DID YOU AGREE?"
I looked into Gintoki's eyes and told him without hesitation, "Because he won't leave until we agree. And that's why I agreed."
He paused for a moment, but then gave out a grunt. "Ugh, alright!" He was now facing Zenzo. "Hattori-San, if you make us look bad, I'll kick your ass so hard, that your hemorrhoids will get even worse!"
"Just come with me," He said.
After that, he stood up off the couch, and walked towards the door. Gintoki leaned over to me, and whispered in my ear, "Madison-Chan, I'm irritated now!"
I whispered back, "Well, if I didn't agree, then he would've begged us."
He scoffed yet again, but I ignored it.
When we were down the stairs, Shinpachi asked Kagura as she was STILL fighting with Okita, "Kagura-Chan, are you coming with us?"
The Yato answered while she wasn't looking at Shinpachi, "Nope. I'm still fighting with this bastard, uh-huh!"
"Alright then."
With that being said, we went away from the fight. I rolled my eyes at the two, and was pretty quiet. And yes, we were still in our clothes from when we went on the boat, so we didn't have time to change (Except for Gintoki, because somehow, he managed to slip into his casual outfit quickly).
As we were walking towards the hospital (The one Zenzo was going to), Gintoki picked his nose, and said, "How did you even get this suffering, Hattori-San?"
Zenzo answered, "It was a long time ago, so I don't even remember."
"EH?" He exclaimed. Gintoki was obviously confused. To be honest, I was confused as well. I don't even know what hemorrhoids are. And even if they did explain what they were in the anime, I would probably forget. But it didn't really matter since it had nothing to do with me.
A few minutes later, we finally arrived at the hospital. Zenzo was, not surprisingly, taking the lead since he was the one who had to go. The doors slid open, and we walked inside, where the breeze from the air conditioner was hitting our faces.
The ninja walked up to the front counter, and said, "Hello, I'm here to see my Doctor."
The nurse closed her eyes, and made a smile, replying, "Are you Zenzo Hattori?"
He nodded his head as he was scratching the back of his head in embarrassment. Even though I couldn't see his embarrassment, there was no doubt that he was embarrassed.
Not soon later, his doctor came up, and told Zenzo, "Ah, there you are, Hattori-San. Follow me, and we'll see how your hemorrhoids are so far."
The ninja motioned us to follow him. Seriously? Couldn't we have just waited in the waiting hall, that way it wouldn't be even more weird? Whatever.
I whispered to Shinpachi, "Why does he still want us to follow him?"
Shinpachi just shrugged. "Wish I knew. But we'll get through with this, don't worry."
Zenzo's doctor opened up a door, and let him (And us, weirdly) inside the room. Gintoki, Shinpachi and I sat in some chairs while Zenzo sat in a chair in front of his doctor.
The doctor looked at his clipboard for a second before telling the highly-skilled ninja, "Hm, well, Hattori-San, it seems that your hemorrhoids are getting worse."
"I figured," He sighed. "Will something inside me explode? Because a different doctor told me that a while ago."
The doctor blinked and looked at him like he was crazy. Well, Zenzo was crazy, because that was definitively not true. The doctor gave out a laugh, and told Zenzo again, "No. What you need to do, though, to lower your suffering, is to take care of yourself."
"And what's that supposed to mean?"
"What I'm saying is that you've been jumping too much."
"I'm a ninja, for crying out loud!" Zenzo exclaimed at his doctor.
His doctor waved his hand up and down, and tried to calm him down. "Look, Hattori-San. We can see what your insides look like since, as I said, your hemorrhoids are getting worse."
Zenzo scratched his chin, but replied, "Alright. But I won't like it."
"Okay, you may get undressed."
There, Gintoki looked so disgusted, he stood up quickly off the chair, and shouted, "WE'RE OUT OF HERE! WE DON'T WANNA SEE ZENZO'S ASS!" He grabbed Shinpachi and my wrists, and pulled us out of the room. Gintoki was running so fast, that I couldn't run quickly enough. But since he pulled on our wrists, we were pretty much being dragged.
Gintoki sped up, and dashed out of the hospital, and back to his house.
Shinpachi shouted at Gintoki, "GIN-SAN! NOT SO ROUGH! THAT HURTS, YOU KNOW!"
The samurai ignored Shinpachi, and he kept running until we were up the stairs. He finally let go of our wrists, but I exclaimed at him, "Ouch! You didn't have to pull us that hard!"
He scratched the top of his head, and replied, "Look, I just wanted to get out of there, because I was disgusted already!"
I shook my head and told the boys, "I'm going to change." They nodded their heads, and I grabbed my outfit so that I could change into it. But for some reason, I wanted to wear my "regular" clothes again.
I went to the closet, and looked at my clothes for a moment and thought, It's been three weeks since I got sucked here.
I gave out a quiet sigh, and changed. Boy, was I missing home so much.
I SERIOUSLY needed to add Zenzo in here. XD Because I realized that he hasn't been introduced to Madison until now. :P
Oh, and I'm trying to end this story at chapter 72, but I'll see what I can do.
Hope you enjoyed chapter 55! Please review! :)
