Chapter Forty-Four: Epistolary, 2006

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To: ah4567a .edu

From: Simon_is_simply_salacious

Subject: Dude, what!?

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Errrrr so how's things you know that thing that thing that's happening that you might not know about because you're you

10/29/2006 09:45

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To: Simon_is_simply_salacious

From: ah4567a .edu

Subject: re: Dude, what!?

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What the hell are you rambling about? How's London? Halcyon ate the mug you sent me.

10/29/2006 17:25

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To: ah4567a .edu

From: Simon_is_simply_salacious

Subject: re: Dude, what!?

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Oh you know London is wonderful everything is wonderful Halycon's a wanker spencersgettingmarried ha ha so how about that weather then

10/29/2006 20:57

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To: Simon_is_simply_salacious

From: ah4567a .edu

Subject: re: Dude, what!?

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Ha ha hilarious. You're hilarious, dickhead

10/30/2006 10:29

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What the fuck

10/30/2006 10:49

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To: ah4567a .edu

From: Simon_is_simply_salacious

Subject: re: Dude, what!?

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You okay?

10/30/2006 12:03

Body:

Aaron? Hey, seriously, you okay?

11/16/2006 07:47

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You looked up who it was, didn't you?

11/16/2006 22:55

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