Chapter 7

Lucina was getting ready to make her GameFAQS account, when her 「STAND」 suddenly activated. She was helpless as 「 N」merged the two timelines or whatever, bringing the story back to where it was before the rewind, but, like, everyone still had Standus. But not just that-localization was undone, so Lucina's Stand changed back to 「 E」. "W...wha?" Lucina stammered, dazed by this turn of events. But she couldn't be so unaware for long, as two figures burst into the room-MaRobin and Nyaruko-slam (the real one, at that!). Nyaruko-slam pointed a finger at Lucina. "You bitch! I'm taking you down for good!" MaRobin then turned toward Nyaruko-slam, shocked. "Whoa, what the frick? That wasn't our deal! I thought we were just gonna use my 「STAND」 to do some lewd~ stuff, like being in proximity of each other!" Lucina was so confused. "Hey, let's just have a Stand battle or something, I don't even know what's happening here." Both MaRobin and Nyaruko-slam agreed with her.

But before anyone could use their Stands, someone kicked down the door. It was Rohan! Wow! "Now, now. A 2-on-1 fight isn't very fair, is it?" Everyone stared at him. MaRobin was the first to speak. "Uh….I'm not even sure who's fighting who anymore. Ummm….boys vs girls?" Everyone agreed, even though Lucina and Nyaruko-slam were mortal enemies.

Nyaruko-slam activated her 「 S」, and summoned two basketballs from the void. But before she could do some sick dunks on Rohan and Robin, Robin started activating his 「 E」on everyone. He was trying to start a four-man smash, just like he had already stated as his intentions! And yet, everyone was shocked. Luckily, the effect had only begun, which gave Lucina enough time to rewind time to before Robin used his Stand to its fullest extent. However, Rohan's memories were intact, too. "Ummmm...no way. HEBANZU DOWA!" he shouted, and MaRobin's skin turned into pages of a book. "I know just what to write…'I will not use my Stand to start orgies.'" Lucina and Nyaruko-slam stared blankly, and then spoke in unison, "uhhhhhhh….bye?" With that, they both fled, but not before Lucina could shoot Nyaruko-slam. So actually, only Lucina fled.