Clementine happen the last time between duck and Gill
"Those idiots taped me shitting and pissing myself!" grumbled Clementine.
"It was hilarious." snickered Duck.
"Keep laughing, dick!" smirked Clementine. "I'm taking your ass to court next."
"W-what?!"
Clementine you were 8 in grade 1. How Did you fail.
"I didn't fail." said Clementine. "If you were talking about when I was talking about it to Katjaa, I was just telling her about school and was telling her about my favorite parts of school and I was hoping my teacher was going to be as fun as her. I was actually heading to the 3rd grade before the walkers."
Negan to everyone "which fucker do you think I killed in the final"
"I've been stuck in these damned stocks!" said Nick. "Why the fuck should I know or care?"
Their was something missing in the trailer but I just couldn't put my 'finger' on it
"Hahaha! Very funny asshole!" said Clementine rolling her eyes.
Bill Cipher: (watching clem fall from the sky) hm I doubt she's constipated now. hey pinetree bet ya fifty bucks she poops herself on the way down!
Dipper:Bill you need to see a counsler but I'll take that bet!"
(clementine falls ontop of dipper's face)
Bill:(winces) I bet that hurt. (PHHHHT)
Dipper:AHHHH!
Bill: hahahaha I won the bet! hey lee get a camera this is gold!
"Oh my gosh, I gotta go!" she scooted off to go clean herself off. Meanwhile Lee was laughing his ass off at the pictures he took. This would be great for the grandkids or rather any of Clementine's future kids if she had any.
Hey Clementine's Stunt Double Open That Door
(Wanda Opens The Door And Is Greeted By The Scariest Jumpscare In The History Of Jumpscares)
"Okay I'm back from...AAAAAAAAH!" Clementine screamed and fainted.
Hey lee I took a good look at Ben and your right he does look like shaggy as such I rename him bad luck shaggy! He lost everything when scooby became a zombie probably why he messes everything up! Oh by the way um how should I put this ya see I saw your ex wife and it turns out she's gonna be in season three! (To author I'm joking don't tell lee)
"WHAT?! NO! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" said Lee. "That's impossible!"
"Search your feelings." said Darth Vader. "You know it to be true."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said Lee shouting to the sky.
Lee. Here's a STRONG love position this one makes Carley only want you and it lasts forever.
"Here's your water, Carley!" said Lee cheerfully. She thanked him and drunk it.
Lee. What do you love most about Carley?
"Dat ass." said Lee. "I'm joking. To be honest, her loyalty."
"How surprising given you have none." said his brother.
Lee. You're hottt!
"Tell me something I don't know." grinned the former teacher.
Carley. Are you going to keep the baby? Or try to get pregnant with Lee?
"Of course I am and it is Lee's baby!" said Carley. "I'm already pregnant with his baby!"
Carley. What would you do if I...had sex with Lee?
"I'd kill you." said Carley viciously.
Carley. How does Lee still love you? After all your done.
"What do you mean by that?" said Carley crossing her arms. "I've been loyal.'"
"Except when you cheated on me."
"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WASN'T YOU!?"
Carley. Throws anti love position on her,which Lee quickly throws more love position in her face.
"Are you trying to get me killed?!" asked Lee.
Kenny. How do you feel about Lee having sex with both Katjaa and sarita then carley as well?
"When did that happen besides in his dreams?!" asked Kenny.
To Lilly I dare you to shoot Kenny in the face he's a jerk In the game I tried to help Larry and he treated me like dirt! What is up with that anyway Kenny people disagree with you and you turn on them what happens when Clem disagrees with you huh also to Lilly I bet Kenny won't be in season three for long considering you can kill him in season two also here (hands Lilly a bazooka)
"First off, I..." before Kenny could answer, Lilly blew him up with a bazooka.
Honestly, I don't expect Jane or Kenny to last long in S3. Given that characters that are given a chance to die will die later, I don't expect to have Kenny or Jane around for the long run unless TT changes formula and allows them to live a while longer.
Clem, would you rather side with the cluke shippers, or click shippers? You have to choose one.
"Easy, Cluke." said Clementine.
"Really?" said Luke surprised. "I mean it's gross, but why?"
"Because Sarah'd kick my ass otherwise." she shrugged. "Besides, Nick nearly shot me and, believe it or not, I actually see the appeal in you. NOT REPEATING MYSELF!"
Everyone from season two gets a flyswatter except Carver. If you roll a four or higher on the dice you get to hit Carver with the flyswatter while he is still shrunk.
Next it's Larry's turn.
Nobody gave a shit about the dice and went to town on mini Carver.
To MistyxKisame: What do you think of Clementine x Nick?
I don't ship it.
*kills Bonnie and feeds her body to Gareds pigs* I shall continue this conflict!
IRON FROM ICE!
"IRON FROM ICE, BITCH!" said Asher.
"My pigs!" said Gared.
To author can you make that LeexNick story plz?
Still thinking of a plot for it. Maybe some sort of high school AU thing going on? Okay how about this? You can choose since you asked. AU High school plot with either Lee as teacher and Nick a student or both teachers or both students. Second choice, is it being based in the zombie universe.
To all the guys(including Lee). What was your first impression of Carley,look wise.
"She's hot, duh!" said Lee.
"I guess she's alright." said Kenny. "She isn't ugly."
"Thanks...I guess." Carley wasn't sure if that was a compliment or a half assed one.
"She's pretty. Don't kill me Lee!" said Ben saying that last part quickly.
The rest of the men kept quiet least their wives/girlfriends say something. Larry didn't have an excuse. He just didn't want to say shit.
To all the girls(including Carley). What was your first impression of Lee,look wise.
"He's a handsome man." said Katjaa.
"Of course you'd say that!" said Kenny bitterly.
"I'm not feeding his ego." said Christa crossing his arms.
"I suppose he's cute." said Lilly.
"I thought he was cute and he still is." said Carley.
warning attention all users of love potion there is a recall on the strong love potion because it reverses the effects of the love potion permenatly and can cause crazy lady syndrome a mental disorder that turns women into man hating cannibals if your love interest has been givin strong love potion then run man run like heck before you get killed!
"H-huh?!" said Lee before looking wildly at Carley.
"What?" asked Carley innocently.
"I uh g-gotta go!" said Lee. He jumped up and took off running.
"Wait for me!" said Carley running after him.
To MistyxKisame, about a year ago there was a walking dead smut and fluff request fanfiction by Brandon547, do you you think you'll ever make something like that? If you're saying that someone asked for a smut and fluff TWD fanfic by that username, I don't recall getting a request like that so I dunno what you're talking about. I think you might be mistaking me for another person. If they did, then you're going to have to tell me what that request was b/c I didn't get a smut request for TWD unless the Lee x Nick is the one you're talking about.