December 2013
#892 - The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
"Since classes are canceled, I have all weekend to study for that economics test. But since I'm snowed in with my sexy boyfriend, I doubt I'll be doing much studying.
"Why aren't you freaked out about all this snow? We're supposed to get like four feet! That's like - enough to bury you completely.
"Very funny, Kurt. We'll just snuggle, watch movies, drink hot cocoa, eat canned soup and watch the snow come down for a few days. We have plenty of food. And the generators at the school will keep the power on. It'll be great. Just me and you."
