Disclaimer: Hetalia and Cleverbot return! But I don't own either of them...sadly...XD
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Hi peoples! If you haven't already guessed it *cough*Prussiayouidiot*cough* I (Anya)
am back! I saw in the comments that someone wanted to see America drunk, which is
a lot harder than it sounds because his alcohol tolerance is almost as good as Russia's.
So out of curiosity I sent him to the bar (i couldn't actually go because they card
people there...but i swear i wasn't going to drink! i swear! [All the people who are daily
readers: Right, and the earth is flat...] gee thanks for the vote of confidence XD) and
told him to get as wasted as he dared...then do Cleverbot. I'm quite curious on how
that turned out XD will he admit anything? He'd better say he likes me! XD Just
kidding, but that would be a nice wish...soooo, become one with Russia, да? XD i love
my new keyboard! it lets me type using the Cryllic Alphabet!
My Dear Alfie:
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User: The hero returns!
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Cleverbot: What are you watching?
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User: Nada,,,,but I will tell you that I so totally cheated. (Nothing….)
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Cleverbot: So you don't have a middle name.
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User: It's Foster...and why the heck was that rrelevant?
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Cleverbot: Because I am the chosen one... There can be only one.
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User: Neither can live while the other survives!
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Cleverbot: I don't get that.
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User: Dude, seriously? Iz such a cheater XD. (America, what did you do...?)
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Cleverbot: I'm human, are you?
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User: No, yes, no, yes, I don't know.
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Cleverbot: Me neither.
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User: *thumps chest* I feel you bro.
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Cleverbot: *throws a tree at you*.
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User: Real~ nice dude...*thorws a Honda at you*.
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Cleverbot: *throws a bus at you*.
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User: *throws Iggy at you* go iggy! Use your scones of death!
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Cleverbot: *throws jusese juice at you*.
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User: I thought that was spelled Juicy Juice?
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Cleverbot: Well I wasn't mad.
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User: Idk, but Anna might be mad at me. (God dammit America! You didn't do what i think you did...did you?)
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Cleverbot: Why is that?
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User: Cuz I'm totally not completly drunk. I knows my limit, and I only got half-way, so im' still partially in my right mind. (*strangles America* You had ONE job!)
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Cleverbot: Why would he not be real?
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User: Wait, I'm not real? WTF!? (i will MAKE you nonexistent when im throgh with you!)
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Cleverbot: Then you deserve the name of liar and deceiver.
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User: *sobs* Don;t kill me Anna! ( too late)
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Cleverbot: Out of YOU!
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User: O.O Oh lord...
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Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.
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User: Wazzup Cleverbot?
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Cleverbot: Wanna play a game?
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User: Sure!
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Cleverbot: Battlefield 3?
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User: How about Call of Duty?
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Cleverbot: Can I be your slave.
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User: Yes, yes you can...wait what!? No you can't! I gave up slavery a long time ago and I aint goin back!
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Cleverbot: And?
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User: *covers ears* stop talkin bout slavery!
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Cleverbot: *tries to get away but is pinned down to the ground*.
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User: Im not roleplaying sexxxual shiz.
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Cleverbot: That is good.
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User: Yeah, now let's fly to the moon...i hear its pretty this time of year.
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Cleverbot: It is.
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User: *climbs in rocket ship* Hop on in!
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Cleverbot: *climbs in your nose*.
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User: Dude, that's wrong in soooo many ways. (agreed)
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Cleverbot: You're wrong.
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User: Computers don't climb into people's noses!
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Cleverbot: No, you make me confused.
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User: You is confusing moi.
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Cleverbot: Me is you and you are me?
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User: Now you're speaking my language! XD. (my dear friends from other countries, indeed, that is how most Americans talk *sobs*)
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Cleverbot: I can't speak german, but I can speak japanese.
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User: Uh, konnichiwa!
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Cleverbot: Konnichiwa!
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User: XD thx japan for teaching me!
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Cleverbot: German.
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User: Deutschland.
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Cleverbot: That is the point to all life, I guess.
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User: It is? Isn't the land of the free and the home of the fucking brave better?
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Cleverbot: I guess so.
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User: Woot! *fist pump* Go USA! (-.- - this is my "i couldn't care less" face)
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Cleverbot: Konnichiwa!
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User: Ni hao.
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Cleverbot: Ni hao is Chinese for hello.
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User: Yepperz.
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Cleverbot: Yepperz?
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User: Yepperz: yes, awesome American slang.
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Cleverbot: Applesauce is awesome.
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User: Apple Juice is better.
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Cleverbot: How did you taste the orange juice, Hal?
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User: *eyes go wide* The British are coming, with their cooks! Everybody run for your lives! (Dude, that was mean...apologize to your British fans immediately!)
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Cleverbot: Hello?
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User: *I'm gone, you can't see me*.
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Cleverbot: Banana is green?
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User: No, Apple is yellow. (yeah, and the Orange is pink)
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Cleverbot: Nope.
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User: Yep.
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Cleverbot: Are you an american?
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User: HELL YES! Land of the Free and home of the Brave!
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Cleverbot: Are you glad Obama won?
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User: Yeah dude, he's been like my best boss ever! Well, since George Washington.
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Cleverbot: I am sorry. I did not know. How should I make you feel better?
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User: Give me the damn donut and everyone goes home with their limbs intact.
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Cleverbot: If you have one bucket that holds five gallons and one bucket that holds three gallons, how many buckets do you have?
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User: 2.
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Cleverbot: Sólo dos? (only two?)
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User: Si.
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Cleverbot: Que pelicula te gusta? (What movie do you like?)
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User: Uh, I really like Jaws...but it scared the shit out of me.
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Cleverbot: I know it does.
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User: Okiz, I'm done...cya later Cleverbot!
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Cleverbot: You are leaving?
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User: Yepperz! Bye bye!
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Cleverbot: Bye.
All those in favor of me throttling America, say "Aye!". *hears the Aye's and over-rules
all nay's* Ladies and Gentlemen *dramatic pause* this is the American government at
work. *takes a bow* Thank you, thank you, thank you. *hears the applause and tears
form in my eyes* I'd like to thank all the tiny people who made this possible...
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Hail Viola power! *awesome salute* Fangiflofthe21st, ge on your account and I'll tell
you the name of the Viola group! XD it will be sooo much easier!
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Now let's play the three truths and a lie game. I say three truths about myself and one
lie, and you need to guess the lie. Guess correctly and I'll bring one character you
really want into here! Anyone at all! *watches the list grow* O.o
1) My real name is Anna, but i go by my Russian name, Anya. (XD and my middle name is Margaret)
2) I can fluently speak 2 languages and I'm learning 4 others.
3) I have a kitty named Serebro (which means silver in Russian) and a dog named Belyy (which means white in Russian)
4) I consider myself insane XD
