A/N: A small collection of really, really, really short drabbles I've written...
"Hey Levi, do you think I look better in the blue dress or red one?" Petra asks, lifting up both dresses for Levi to choose.
"You look best wearing nothing." He says without a hint of shame.
pssssst i have a pickup line for you. do you clean your pants with windex? because i can see myself in them. /SHOT
Petra rolls her eyes at the pickup line and continues cleaning the cabinets, ignoring Levi's sad attempts on working his so-called-charm.
Maybe she should give him a tip or two later at night, she thinks with a smile.
I wonder if I should share Hanji's tips…
Just because I'm a clean freak doesn't mean I can't get dirty eue
"I thought you despise dirt."
"Just because I'm a clean freak doesn't mean I can't get dirty" Levi says with a straight face, hands not leaving their place under her shirt.
Petra bites back a comment and instead tugs him further into the shed, curious on just how dirty her lover can be.
i may only be 160 cm but i've still got a colossal titan (눈_눈)
Petra pauses her writing and looks at him with a confused expression and starts scanning him from head to toe, turning back to her report after she's done and smirks.
"Which part exactly?" She asks, holding back a snigger.
Levi decides he should stop eavesdropping on the boys; Whatever compelled him to even think of using Connie's ridiculous pickup lines, he wishes a titan could just gobble him up right now.
