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Okay sorry this is like a week late... I'm a blond.. not really but whatever.

This is a short chapter but I promise you it's friggin hilareous.

Chapter 55 ETL

EPOV

"Wake up losers." Bella, Rose and I screamed as Bella jumped on the bed.

Emmett, Jasper and Alice were sprawled across the bed in the same positions we had left them the night before. Alice's twenty first birthday was a riot, and I doubted that the three alcoholics would remember anything.

Flashback:

"Let's get this party started." Emmett screamed before everyone was safely in the limo.

I folded up Rose's wheel chair and gave it to the driver before squeezing in next to Bella. She looked absolutely sinful in her dark blue dress and I almost tried to talk her going back into the house with me. She grabbed my hand and kissed my knuckles.

I wasn't going to be drinking and Rose couldn't because of the medication she was on. Bella was still nursing Evie so we were the three musketeers of sobriety tonight.

Alice was dressed head to toe in hot pink, complete with a crown thing that she made herself. She was our best friend and even though none of us really wanted to go out we wanted to be there for her.

"Alright Alice we start here." Emmett boomed even though we were all in hearing distance to him.

He pulled out a few airplane bottles of Sky Vodka and handed them to Alice.

"I think we should wait till we get to the bar." Alice said.

"Nuh-huh your twenty one now. From the second we leave the drive way every liquor store, convenient store or basically any place that sells alcohol will be a stop. Until we reach the bar our newly legal friend, you will definitely be buying alcohol from each stop and consuming it before the next stop. Understood?" Emmett wagged his eyebrows.

"I'm game for whatever you throw at me big guy." Alice cheered opening the first bottle and downing it. "It wouldn't be a true twenty first without a major hangover the day after so bring it on."

Watching Emmett hobble around in his walking cast while getting shit faced with our small pixie was hilarious to say the least. Jasper tried to moderate but Alice and Emmett eventually convinced him to join the dark side. Before we could blink, they were all downing shots of tequila like it was water and we were laughing our asses off at them.

"No my eyes won't open." Alice croaked. "My tongue feels like sandpaper and I think a skunk died in my throat over night."

We all laughed quietly until Rose pulled out her ammo. I would have to ask her where she bought the bull horn.

'BLEEERRP!'

Simultaneously all three of our sleeping hobos screeched, jumped up, and landed on the floor in a pile of body and limbs.

Flashback

"I don't think we should let Alice go in the stores by herself anymore." Bella whispered.

We had already been to the two liquor stores and only gas station in Forks and Alice thought it was best to go with whatever they had on sale. Two pints of vodka because they were the best deal both liquor stores had and a six pack of corona, Alice was smashed. Literally.

"There's one more liquor store before we get to the bar pixie how you holding up?" Emmett laughed.

"Iz my berfday bitch. I'm fanfruckintastical." Alice slurred.

"Yep she definitely needs a chaperone during the next stop." I laughed.

"You're probably going to want to go with her. It looks like you might have to carry her." Jasper said as he drunkenly slouched over behind Alice's bouncing frame.

"That's probably a good idea Edward. And seeing as you're the only sober one strong enough to carry her looks like you're chaperoning." Rose laughed at Emmett trying to scratch the inside of his cast with a piece of plastic he found under his seat.

"What the hell was that for?" Alice screamed standing up.

Her makeup that looked perfect last night made her look like a raccoon this morning. Her spiky hair was messed up from the hair spray and what looked like drool from either Emmett or Jasper.

"Good morning sunshine. Happy unbirthday to you." Rose smiled.

"It's almost noon and you three made us three a promise so get to work." Bella laughed.

"Or you're going to be tortured with the power of the air horn." Rose added evily holding up the can.

Flashback

We had finally made it into the bar practically dragging Alice inside. Emmett and Jasper were already drunk so they went to the bar to get drinks while we found a table. Alice was trying to tell Bella something really important.

"What?" Bella laughed at Alice's attempt to whisper.

Alice cupped her hand over one side of her mouth and mouthed a few words.

"Alice speak up I can't hear you." Bella laughed again.

"Damn it B. I said I really have to pee. Like right now." Alice said louder than needed.

"Oh okay let's go." Bella giggled kissing me sweetly before taking our drunk little friend to the bathroom while she moaned about breaking the seal.

"She is so wasted." Rose laughed from her chair at my right.

"I think she was wasted before we got to the liquor store. She's so tiny." I sipped my coke.

"Emmett and Jasper are gone too. We are going to have a lot of issues getting everyone back to the hotel." Rose giggled. "Your phone is lighting up."

I looked down at my phone: BELLA.

"Hello?"

"Edward I need your help." Bella choked out in between giggles.

"What's going on?" I asked seriously confused.

"It's Alice." She broke off and I could hear crying.

"What is it? Did she fall?" I stood up and headed over to the bathrooms.

"No, no she's fine. She dropped her phone in the toilet and won't leave until we get it out for her."

"Come on you guys, we're really hung over." Alice cried into her pillow.

"Nuh-huh. I put my hand in that nasty toilet to get your phone that wont' even work. You promised to make us breakfast." I laughed.

"But Edward it was my birthday." Alice stomped her foot.

"Key words pixie. Was your birthday." Rose said. "Now go make us breakfast. Emmett and Jasper promised to help after…" she trailed off

Flashback

"To Alice's twenty first birthday." Emmett cheered.

"Emmett you guys have been drinking to Alice's birthday for an hour. I don't think she can take any more shots." Rose said.

Alice had her head lying on the table but raised it just to slam back the shot of whatever Jasper had brought over.

"I theenk" hiccup. " izz time " hiccup. "to gooo" she said.

"Me theenks she is right." Rose laughed trying to get Alice to sit up and sip some of her water.

It took us thirty minutes to get the limo back out front and almost everyone was inside when we heard it.

"Watch out she's going to blow." Emmett squealed like a girl before Alice's tiny body was thrown out of the limo where she proceeded to throw up.

"Hey it's not our fault that Alice got wasted and threw up all over you." Jasper said pulling his sunglasses out of his front pocket and putting them on.

"Besides how in the hell are we supposed to cook you breakfast in a hotel?" Emmett grumbled.

"Oh you don't have to cook but you're paying and you're going now because we are starving and have been up for about three hours." Bella laughed as she turned the lamp on causing the three stooges to hiss and trying to huddle under the cheap hotel comforter.

"Let's go." Rose screamed as she rolled over to the bathroom to start the shower for one of them.

Flashback.

"Alright we have three rooms on the same floor. Let's get Alice and Jasper settled then Rose and Emmett." Bella said devising a plan.

"Alright." I said opening the first door and waiting for Emmett to carry Alice inside.

Alice was perched on Emmett's back like a monkey and pulling his curly hair like he was a horse.

"Giiiidy up cow booooi." she called.

"Neeeeh neh neh winnnnny." Emmett attempted to sound like a horse but failed miserably.

Alice couldn't calculate the fact that she had to let go of Emmett's hair to get down on the bed and Jasper was already passed out on his side. We tried to get Emmett to lie down so that we could just roll her off, but the plan failed when Emmett passed out lying halfway on top of poor Alice.

"Get erm offme." she cried in her drunken stupor.

Eventually everyone on the bed had passed out. I managed to somehow roll Emmett to his side and Bella was able to pull Alice's body over. We decided to leave them all together on the bed and sleep in the same room together while Rose, Bella and I shared a room.

"Now Emmett." Rose yelled hitting Emmett's huge form with a pillow.

"No Rosie. My head hurts." he whined.

"Well you should have thought about that before you tried to drink all of the alcohol in Port Angeles." She rolled her eyes. "Now get up so that we can leave. Bella, Edward and I are starving and Bella is getting anxious being away from Evie."

I looked over at Bella and saw her give a sad smile. This was the first time we ever spent a night away from our baby girl.

Flashback.

"Jeee I thought we would never get to bed." Rose yawned.

We decided to share a room because we didn't want Rose to be alone in her hotel room. Bella was in the middle with me, closest to the wall and Rose on the other side of her.

"Dude we haven't had a sleep over like this since we were sixteen." Bella laughed.

"Yeah but then it was all me being in the middle because you and Edward were too afraid you might touch each other at night in your sleep." Rose laughed.

I laughed too remembering the time that I woke up holding Bella's hand above Rose's head. I don't know how we ended up holding each other's hand in our sleep and as much as I loved holding her hand, I carefully slipped mine out of hers and went back to sleep.

"Whatever." Bella giggled. "Go to sleep." she said anxiously.

I knew she was missing Evie. This was the first time we wouldn't tuck her in and kiss her goodnight. I knew she was in good hands but it didn't help the fact that I missed the hell out of my baby girl.

"Alright let's go." Emmett grumbled pulling his hoodie over his head and pushing Rose out the door.

"You okay babe?" I asked Bella holding her hand as we walked to check out of the hotel.

"Yeah I had fun, even though I really miss Evie." she breathed.

"I know it's like everything is different now that we're parents." I laughed.

We ate a quick breakfast at the International House of Pancakes and headed back towards Forks.

Despite all of the drama that had gone on recently, our family was finally coming back together the way we used to be.

Pulling into my parent's driveway, Bella's door flew open before the driver could put the car in park and she flew to the front door.

"Someone's excited to see her baby." Rose laughed as Emmett helped her into her chair.

I grabbed a couple of bags and rushed into the house, straight up to my bedroom where I knew my girls would be. Opening the door Bella held our baby. We had only been gone one night but it felt like forever. My heart swelled at the fact that she didn't look any different, any older. I didn't miss a thing in my daughter's life.

Hope you guys liked it... I figured I would add some humor into the mix to show that everything is going to be alright... I know it's short but the next two chapters I have already written are a lot longer... like 4000 +words...

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