HOLD IT! 20,000 views?! What?! Thanks guys, this really means a lot to me. I remember seeing a story with this many views once, and I thought of the writer as some god of fanfiction. Of course, that's also when I thought OOC meant out of control… Heh heh heh.
Well, the vote was unanimous. I've never seen the internet agree on something this much before. Pre-AJ it is, guys. I had the idea to do Apollo's application to Gavin Law offices… This is gonna be fun :D
Oh, and I lied. I did decide to post something today. Sorry if that disappoints you :P
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Mr. Gavin,
Hello, my name is Apollo Justice, and I'm a lawyer fresh out of law school. I was wondering if I could maybe join your law office, if you'd take me, sir.
(O)
Mr. Justice,
Ah, I've been looking for a student, actually. You've come at the right time. I'd like to do an interview, but you may do it over email if you would like. I find that speaking in person is only a waste of precious time.
-Kristoph Gavin
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Mr. Gavin,
Thank you so much, sir! I'm sorry if I'm being a waste of your time, I wouldn't want to bother you. Do you have questions or anything for me?
(O)
Mr. Justice,
Ah, yes. Here's a list of questions for you to answer. Please include your college transcript, if you have an electronic copy.
-Why would you like to work here, of all places?
-What do you do outside of law?
-How much time does it take to get to the office?
-Describe your personality.
-What is your greatest strength?
-What is your greatest weakness?
-How do you handle stress and pressure?
-What motivates you?
-What are your pet peeves?
-Why did you become a lawyer?
-Is there anything else you would like to mention?
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Mr. Gavin,
I want to work here because you're the most famous lawyer in town, sir! There's a lot I could learn from you.
I don't do much outside of law, sir. I like music, though.
It's only about ten minutes by bike. It's the only free transportation in Los Angeles, besides walking.
As for my personality… Huh. I guess I'm kind of serious and hardworking, but I'm sort of awkward. I usually get along with people pretty well anyways, though.
My greatest strength is probably that I'm pretty smart, and I'm good at thinking outside of the box. I'm really persistent too, so if I can't figure something out, I'll stay up all night thinking about it.
My greatest weakness is probably that I tend to scare people sometimes. I'm kind of loud, and I have weird hair. I've been told that I have a big ego too, but I'm not quite sure where people get that idea from.
I usually handle stress and pressure pretty well. I usually hold my frustration in, and can keep moving forward. Sometimes when I'm really overwhelmed, I take out my frustration by yelling at things. Not in public, though. I'd only yell in my room.
I like helping people, I guess. I want to feel like I'm being useful.
My pet peeve is when people complain about their families. I grew up as an orphan, so I've always wanted a family. I feel like people don't understand what an amazing thing they have, and it makes me really irritated.
I became a lawyer because I wanted to help people, sir! There are a lot of people who have false charges, and I want to find the truth for them. Beating bad guys is also pretty cool.
I don't have much else to say, except that I'm thankful for your time, sir. If you hired me, I would work harder than anyone.
-Apollo Justice
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Mr. Justice,
You do seem to be an intelligent, hard worker, considering your grades and what you've said about yourself. I would be willing to hire you, but you should know that there will probably be no legal work for you for several months.
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Mr. Gavin,
Really sir? You'll hire me?! Thank you so much, sir! I won't let you down!
(O)
Mr. Justice,
I'd hope that you wouldn't. Yes, I suppose you are hired. You start on Tuesday. Be at my office by 9:00 am.
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Mr. Gavin,
I won't be late, sir! Thank you!
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Mr. Justice,
I'm glad to hear it.
