Dear Students,

Well, it's time again for some more rules my mischief makers.

Harry Potter didn't see Arthur Weasley and Professor McGonagall kissing.

A) They aren't having a secret affair.

Yes, I'm trillion percent sure about this.

B) Harry and all students must immediately stop saying they are.

Stop using swords as Frisbees, writing the word Frisbee on a sword doesn't make it a Frisbee.

You've all been told this several times already yet you still do it.

Not allowed to leave class early because you are throwing a party for owls and you forgot the tequila, and a party without tequila is dumb.

A) Not allowed to have tequila at Hogwarts.

B) Not allowed to get drunk on tequila and challenge people to a fight.

Especially, if that person is me.

I never said "It's better to punch Snape than live to be million and not having punched Snape,"

Not allowed to punch Professor Snape.

Potions is not the time and place to cook popcorn, start a popcorn fight, or declare yourself the popcorn Queen.

Dumbledore