Characters:
Alfred F. 'America' Jones
Jett 'Australia' Kirkland
Alistair 'Scotland' Kirkland
Dylan 'Wales' Kirkland
Sean 'North Ireland' Kirkland
Erin 'Republic of Ireland' O'Murcadh
Matthew 'Canada' Williams
Pairings; Celtic Siblings, USUK
Summary; Alfred smokes fags.
"Don't give in to the peer pressure, Alfie!" Jett yells.
Alfred looks from the cigarette box to his brother, then back to the cigarette box and up at the Scotsman offering it to him. Alistair Kirkland sits side-by-side with Dylan and Sean Kirkland and Erin O'Murcadh along the sofa, pinning their brother Arthur onto the cushions with their body weights. Each of the four siblings has a lit cigarette clamped between their fingers, not having to worry about being indoors due to Dylan's home being full of ventilation systems because dragons.
"Why would he want to smoke a cigarette," Arthur asks, cheeky tilt dancing through his, currently very Cockney accented, voice, "He already regularly smokes a fag."
It takes a minute, but as the joke sinks in, the four siblings raise their non-smoking hands in almost complete unison, curl them into fists, and slam it down on whatever area of Arthur they happen to be sat by.
"The English languages synced up pretty well for that joke," Matthew murmurs to Jett. Jett just nods, expression pulled down in disgust and disturbance.
Arthur simply laughs, and reaches out, tugging on the side of Alfred's jeans; "Wanna smoke a fag, love? Gotta get these arseholes off me, first."
And in one almighty American shove, the siblings are sprawled across the floor and Arthur is swept up into Alfred's arms, flipping his relatives the bird over the Hero's shoulder as he's carried away.
Apparently nobody liked Party with the B.T.T. Or you were too busy revising to review.
'hello this is me speaking' asked "how do you find out all of this random stuff?" The answer is; Tumblr. I mentioned a couple of chapter ago that I have stuff 'liked' and I just go back and find them and write about them. I've also had inspiration from personal experiences, and my slightly hyperactive imagination. A couple have been inspired by reviews too, but only a couple. (subtle hinting) There's been some other things too, but I'll have put them in the author's note.
Exams are not over yet! Go revise! Remember; revision is knowledge, knowledge is power, power is world domination, world domination is the public execution of Robin Thicke and Justin Bieber!
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Smoking is bad for your health, so don't do it. Remember how you promised not to when you were nine-ish? Don't let down that nine-ish year old.
-Laurel Silver
