Hey guys! Sorry for the long wait! I was working on one of my secret projects again. But I'm here now, and not dead. And so, here it is! The fight everyone is waiting for! The biggest fight that is known to be one of the best in Death Battle history, I'm presenting: Yang Xiao Long of RWBY and Tifa Lockhart of Final Fantasy. I hope you enjoy it. Oh, and here's the disclaimer:
Yang Xiao Long Belongs to Rooster Teeth.
Tifa Lockhart Belongs to Square Enix.
Super Smash Bros. Belongs to Nintendo.
All Soundtracks belongs to their Respective Owners.
I own None of the copyright.
Episode 54 - Yang VS Tifa
No longer for him to wait, Kirby puts the next disc in and hits play.
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Boomstick: Punching, the most useful language in the world when words fail, and these two lovely ladies are fluent in it.
Wiz: Yang Xiao Long, the adventurous huntress from RWBY...
Boomstick: ...and Tifa Lockhart, the Final Fantasy heavy hitter with enormous... power.
"Hm. Well, isn't this interesting?" Sonic said with interest.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
(*Cues: RWBY Volume 1 - Episode 1 Score*)
Wiz: The world of Remnant is... well, crazy. Vicious creatures called Grimm run wild, entire cities have gone to waste and every single weapon, is also a gun. Even Nunchucks.
Wiz wasn't kidding. Apparently, there are scary and dark monsters roaming around the forests and cities, cities that are mostly old fashion and rundown and each weapon everyone weilding gun-like weapons, including Nunchucks.
"Huh. You know, for a mysterious world, it ain't half bad." Sonic commented.
"Well, yeah, except for the monsters and guns." Lucas added.
Boomstick: Ooh, that sounds like Disneyland to me, the happiest most gun-filled place on Earth.
Kirby, now entering his imagination land, imagines him and his friends in Disneyland where amusement parks and rides are seen in each corner of the park-filled place, then mixed with Remnant and it's environment, it's like the semi-fun and yet scary place on earth where it's filled with monsters and gun-like weapons. 'Yeah, I wouldn't bet on it.' Kirby thought, grimly.
Wiz: Luckily, the world is protected by the Huntsmen and Huntresses, an elite group of expertly trained warriors.
They then see people with strong and powerful weapons and stood in castle-like areas.
Sonic whistled. "Now those are some strong people." He commented.
Boomstick: And where else would you get the training to kill bloodthirsty monsters than from high school.
Yang: Oh, I can't believe my baby sister's going to Beacon with me, this is the best day ever!
Ruby: Please stop...
(*Cues: RWBY Volume 1 - Episode 4 Score*)
Wiz: After losing her mother to mysterious circumstances and being trained all her life by her hero legend of an uncle, Yang Xiao Long was accepted into Beacon Academy.
They then see young girl from the trailer. She's a fair skinned young girl with purple eyes and dark golden hair worn loose that fades to pale gold at the tips. She wears a tan jacket with golden brown piping and short, puffy sleeves with black cuffs that feature two gold buttons. Underneath this she wears a low cut yellow crop top with her emblem on the left breast in black, and a pair of black mini-shorts. She also wears a brown belt with a pleated brown piece of material covering her from hip to hip attached to the rear of the belt, with her emblem emblazoned on the right-most pleat in gold. Underneath this is a longer, white, asymmetrical piece of material reaching to her knee on the right side. She wears brown, knee high boots and orange over the knee socks, with the right sock pushed down to below the knee. A gray bandana is tied around her left knee. An orange infinity scarf and black fingerless gloves complete her outfit.
Yang Xiao Long
"Huh. She's not that bad for a high school student." Sonic said, seeing interest on Yang.
"With that much hair, she is quite amazing." Pit said with amazement.
"I wonder where she gets the uniform from." Lucas wonders, seeing her school uniform.
"I think from that Beacon Academy place, I think." Pikachu answered.
"What's so special about that school?" Junior asked.
BACKGROUND
Height: 5'8" | 172.7 cm
Age: 17
Has a motorcycle called Bumblebee
When angry, eyes turn red & hair produces fire
Infamous for her puns
Hot headed... figuratively & literally
Inspired by Goldilocks
Trained by Qrow Branwen
Boomstick: It's kinda like Hogwarts, except replace wands and books with swords, sniper rifles and giant transforming scythes.
"Aha! So, it's like the school of Harry Potter, but without the magic and wands." Kirby said, now getting it.
"Yeah, so I guess it's non-magic school." Yoshi replied.
Boomstick: Man this place just keeps getting better and better. Seriously, I know where I'm gonna retire now.
Everyone chuckled at the thought of Boomstick retiring in Remnant.
Wiz: A natural fighter and thrill-seeker at heart, Yang fit right in and soon found herself a member of the color coordinated team, RWBY, lead by her younger sister, Ruby.
Boomstick: Because that's not confusing at all...
Ruby: I'm talking about kicking off the semester with a bang.
Yang: I always kick my semesters off with a Yang! Eh? Guys? Am I Right?
Everyone groaned at the pun. "I shouldn't say this but that joke was terrible." Pit commented. Everyone nodded on that comment.
Yang is hit by an apple after that. "Ouch..." Sonic snickered.
(*Cues: RWBY Volume 2 - Sacrifice*)
Boomstick: Anyway Yang's time at Beacon was well spent and she became the master of punching all the things.
Wiz: See while Yang's fellow Teammates wield a scythe, a couple swords, some big guns, Yang's style of combat takes a more...direct approach.
Broomstick: Yeah she does, with her Shotgun-Gauntlets!
They then see her signature weapons. They appear as bracelets at first, but when activated, they cover Yang's hands and forearms gauntlets, acting as arm guards. The gauntlets have a golden color and the shells inside are red and orange.
EMBER CELICA (DUAL RANGED SHOT GAUNTLETS)
AKA Shotgun Gauntlets
Fires Kinetic pulses
Holds 12 shots each
Can use momentum of pulses to boost speed and jumps
- Amunition
- Orange Shells: Long-Range shells
- Red Shells: Explosive rounds
Wiz: Her two golden bracelets aren't just stylish, they extend to form a weapon called the Ember Celica.
(*Cues: RWBY Volume 1 - Red Like Roses Part II [Full Version with Buildup]*)
Boomstick: With just a punch, the Ember Celica fires off a flash of kinetic energy,
blasting a foe with an explosion of force and a beautiful sound.
Yang: *jumps into a Nevermore's mouth and repeatedly fires her blasts down its mouth* I hope you're hungry!
"Huh. Those are some strong gauntlets." Sonic said with interest.
"Even it's a combination of a shotgun and two gauntlets, it's a really powerful weapon." Ness said, looking quite intrigued.
Boomstick: To top it off, the concussive blasts can fly several hundred feet! Yang is one of the few people I know who can punch a bird out of the sky. That's what ya get for crapping on my car.
Most of the Smashers chuckled at Boomstick's ranting about birds pooping his car.
AURA
Superhuman Strength
Superhuman Durability
Can block deadly attacks
Heals minor wounds
Semblance
- Draws Strength from damage taken
- Power stems from her hair
- No defined limit
- Must remain conscious to absorb power
- Not limited to physical attacks
Wiz: In addition, like most huntresses, Yang can manifest her soul as an Aura. Aura can be used to block deadly attacks, and heal minor wounds, and Yang's is no different.
Boomstick: But my favorite way she uses her Aura, is when she goes Super Saiyan.
Well, aside with the Super Saiyan part, they see Yang using her Aura to transformed in her gold form, where the aura that surrounds her body along with hair.
"Whoa, now that is awesome!" Pit said, amazed by this sight.
"Looking at her in that appearance, it made Super Sonic look like a weakling." Kirby said, then looks at Sonic. "Uh, no offence."
"None taken." Sonic growled, not wanted to show him a vein behind him.
(*Cues: RWBY Volume 1 - I Burn Remix*)
Wiz: Many Hunters and Huntresses possess a Semblance: A special power unique to them that makes Beacon Academy look a little more like the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters.
"Yeah, except these students don't have any mutant powers. Just their Auras." Ness commented.
Boomstick: Yang's Semblance absorbs damage from hits she takes, adding them to her own physical power. After taking just two attacks from a Mech Suit she was strong enough to shatter the whole thing in one go.
"So, in a way, she absorbs the attacks like it was nothing, absorbing them like a super sensitive sponge." Ness said, seeing how Yang withstand the attack.
(*Cues: RWBY Volume 1 - Episode 16 Score*)
Wiz: Unfortunately her Semblance does not increase her Aura's defense. So she feels the full force of everything that hits her Aura, and can only absorb power so long as she remains conscious.
"So she can only withstand the attack and landed them right back as long as she remain still." Sonic said in response.
"That's what I hear." Pac-man replied.
"Geez, if Kirby has a copy prowess like that, I don't want to begin if he endure this power." Ness said.
"Yea-HEY!" Kirby said, being insulted.
FEATS
Beat Junior's gang single handedly
Blocked attacks from Paladin-290
Obliterated Paladin after her Semblance absorbed two hits
Survived being hit 10000 feet in the air (Survived 48.83 tons of force casually)
Fought Beowolves for a whole day
Punched Junior through a pillar without using the Ember Celica
Boomstick: Luckily she's pretty tough: Yang survived a punch that easily smashed her through a concrete pillar. You know, the ones designed to hold up entire bridges.
Wiz: And during a food fight, (remember this is highschool), Yang was knocked up into the air and did not come down for about 100 seconds: More than enough time to reach Terminal Velocity. This means upon landing she took an impact of nearly 50 tons of force (or 48.83 TONS)!
"Yikes, that's a big landing!" Sonic said in shock.
Boomstick: And stood right back up like it was nothing. Ah what a waste of good food.
Wiz: Despite this Yang can only take so much. Her Aura has a limit, as does her short temper. Pushing both of these too far leaves her extremely vulnerable.
"Oh thank god, there's a limit." Pikachu said in relief.
"Since her Aura is link to her temper, her energy will burn out before she has a chance to fight back." Ness stated.
"Leaving her in a weaken state. Talk about blowing out a short fuse." Toon Link replied.
Boomstick: Like when this Ice-Cream lady knocked her out because Yang had been fighting monsters all day with no sleep.
(*Cues: RWBY Volume 1 - Episode 5 Score*)
Wiz: It's also worth noting that Yang is less adaptable when fighting against foes specializing in kicks.
"I guess opponents with strong kicks aren't her style." Popo commented.
"You said it." Yoshi agrees.
Boomstick: Still she's confident she's one of the best in her class and dedicated to graduating Huntress School so she can travel the world fighting everyone just for the thrill of it.
Yang: *seen speeding across the top of a forest, shooting downwards to stay in the air and lands on a tree and jumps to the next one, finally landing on the ground.* Nailed it!
For a student from Beacon in the world of Remnant, Yang is quite powerful, I mean, for a girl. Kirby and Junior liked her gauntlets, Ness is intrigued by her Semblance and her Aura, and the rest like her being tough and strong, even when she's still a high school student. Although, when it comes to fighting and her golden power, they doubt that anyone who's stronger and/or more powerful could take her down.
Now on to the next combatant...
In this scene, they see a map of each country, city and/or towns in it.
(*Cues: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children - Tifa's Theme*)
Wiz: Far to the west on the planet Gaia lies a small mountain village called Nibelheim. At first glance this town appears calm and peaceful, not worth a second look.
They then saw a photographer taking a group picture of three people. They recognizes them as Zack, Tifa and (for their shock) Sephiroth.
"What's Sephiroth doing there?" Kirby asked.
"Don't know, but we're about to find out." Sonic said in response.
(*Cues: Final Fantasy VII - Those Chosen by the Planet*)
Boomstick: Until a sword wielding goth guy found his alien mother hidden inside. He celebrated with fireworks!
And by fireworks, he means celebrating it with the deaths of many people he killed and burned the whole village in fire. That's where the Smashers got very upset.
"My god, I can't believe it." Pikachu said in disbelief.
"He did all this all because he found out the truth about his mother." Sonic said, stunned.
"That's sick." Pit said in disgust.
"Indeed it was." A familiar voice came in.
Everyone jumped as they spotted only Cloud coming into the room. "Cloud. You knew about this?" Mega Man asked.
"Yes, after he found out who or what his mother is, Sephiroth killed mostly half of the people that lived in the village." Cloud stated.
"That's awful." Jigglypuff said, sadly.
"Yeah it was. My mother, Tifa's parents and everyone else... gone, thanks to him." CLoud replied.
Now everyone feels sorry for him and Tifa. They must've be through a lot when Sephiroth destroyed their hometown, not to mention, she and Cloud must have been working so hard to put a stop to this and his ambitions.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
BACKGROUND
Height: 5'5" | 162 cm
Age: 23
Date of Birth: May 3
Blood type: B
Born in Nibelheim
Owner of the 7th Heaven bar
Trained by Zangan
Wiz: After losing her parents and watching the madman Sephiroth burn her hometown to ashes, Tifa Lockhart joined AVALANCHE, a group dedicated to protecting the planet from ecological harm, and meteors.
"I get the ecological harm part, but meteors?" Pit asked.
"While working for AVALANCHE, meteors were the most, biggest on our planet." Cloud explains. "If one of the meteors destroy Gaia, it's all over."
"Oh." Pit replied.
Boomstick: Speaking of meteors, check out the size of the-
Wiz: Boomstick!
"Don't you go there!" Ness shouted, knowing what he might say.
Boomstick: What? I was talking about the meteor.
Wiz and Ness: Sure you were.
Boomstick: Anyway Tifa was thrust into the stereotypical gender role of housekeeper by maintaining the hidden AVALANCHE homebase 7th Heaven. But it wasn't all bad because it doubled as a bar!
Wiz: And she doubled as a bouncer.
"A bar for a base? Why would they chose such location for a hidden base?" Pikachu asked.
"It's not much, but it's the best place that Shinra never looks when they try to look for us." Cloud stated, smoothly.
(*Cues: Final Fantasy VII - Fighting/Those Who Fight Remastered*)
Boomstick: Now I've been thrown out of my fair share of bars, for totally illegitimate reasons, but not even I would urinate on the 7th Heaven jukebox with Tifa on guard.
"Ewww!" Kirby, Jigglypuff, Pichu, Nana and Lucas cried in disgust.
"Gross." Ness, Pikachu, Sonic, Junior, Mega Man, Pac-man, Villager, the Links, Popo and Cloud said in unison.
Wiz: Smart choice since she is a master of close quarters combat. Tifa is a Feint Brawler, adept at surprising foes with quick powerful strikes, and as she traveled with her friend Cloud to save the planet she learned 7 legendary techniques, the Limit Breaks.
They now see her setting up her limit break as a 7 way slot machine. Kirby and the others, except for Cloud, were amazed by this.
"So, does this mean that she can use the same abilities you can, Cloud?" Kirby asked him.
"Yes, since she's a master of hand-to-hand combat who was by Zangan, Tifa can use various styles of Limit Breaks that are most powerful to anyone to handle." Cloud stated.
"Oh, okay." Sonic replied.
LIMIT BREAKS
Beat Rush
Somersault
Waterkick
Meteodrive
Dolphin Blow
Meteor Strike
Final Heaven
Boomstick: Accessing her inner gambler Tifa's Limit Breaks include rapid fire punches, explosive throwdowns, and summoning dolphins who uppercut people!? Well that's just awesome. And if she manages to throw all of them in order she charges the last of her limit energy into one final, titanic punch: the Final Heaven.
Everyone watches as a clip of Tifa using Final Heaven on a Trickplay is shown.
"Whoa..." Was everyone's response in amazement as they see that move on that creatures.
Boomstick: Fuck you squirrel!
Everyone chuckled by Boomstick's rant on that.
Wiz: Tifa is ready to throw down at a moment's notice and even wears leather gloves everywhere she goes just in case a fight comes her way.
Boomstick: And if she decides to get really serious, Ms. Lockhart busts out her two round, beautiful, ultimate weapons.
Wiz and Ness: Don't you dare!
Boomstick: The Premium Heart!
They then a gauntlet sized weapon that took the forms of machines and, as the name impiles, has hearts on them.
Wiz and Ness: Oh.
Everyone slightly chuckled at both Wiz's and Ness's misfortune.
WEAPONS & ARMOR
Premium Heart
- 7.6 x stronger than Leather Gloves
- Increases MP by 32 Points
- Damage increases as Tifa's limit gauge rises
Materia
- Fire
- Ice
Ribbon
- Prevents status ailments
- Slightly improves defenses & evasion
Minerva Band
- Increases physical & magical defense
- Nullifies fire, ice, holy, and gravity damage
Wiz: Well the Premium Heart increases Tifa's striking power immensely and continues to do so over time as she builds limit energy, however they lose this increase after Tifa uses her limit breaks, and need time to charge back up.
"Aaaaaand there's a drawback." Pikachu muttered.
"Tifa is good on her fighting style but seeing how she doesn't have any magic, I doubt she'll have time to recharge her limit breaks nor her Premium Heart." Cloud said, sternly.
Boomstick: Oh that sounds like it could be a problem, oh if she didn't have magic!
Wiz: In Final Fantasy VII there's a wide variety of magical ability granting gems called materia.
"In which we already know what Materias are." Pit commented.
Wiz: Any person can wield any materia, and it's up to the game's actual player to decide who gets what, giving Tifa no standard materia set up. However thanks to the Dissidia fighting series we know Tifa prefers to carry Fire and Ice materia into battle.
Boomstick: These fire and ice materia allow Tifa to wield fire and... ice.
They see Tifa using her Materia of fire and ice. Everyone looked at her with amazement and tranquility as Cloud explains, "Tifa can use those two Materias to burn her enemies with fire or freeze them with ice. And as a expert material artist, she's quite good at using them."
(*Cues: Final Fantasy VII - Staff Roll Remastered*)
Boomstick: Combine that with her freakish superhuman strength and she's like an unstoppable powerhouse.
"Yeah, that's freaky." Sonic commented, seeing how she really is.
"That's Tifa for you, always a powerhouse." Cloud said in response.
STATISTICS (COMPARED TO TEAMMATES)
Low health & endurance (9033 HP) (This got Ness a little bit disappointed.)
Average magic potential (850 MP)
High physical power (96 Strength) (Cloud figured that one for a split second.)
Low speed (71 Dexterity) (This got Sonic a little bit disappointed.)
Low physical defense (85 Vitality)
Average offensive magic (89 Magic) (That got Kirby and Pikachu surprised.)
High defensive magic (96 Spirit)
High luck with critical hits (30 Luck)
Wiz: Well her immense power does come at a price, her skills and speed and defense are somewhat lacking making her something of a glass cannon. But to help make up for this Tifa wears two armor pieces. She wears a ribbon on her arm in memory of her late friend, Aerith.
Boomstick: *sniff* C'mon man, don't bring that up.
Cloud didn't say a word as he saw a scene he and Tifa were in the Section 5 church where their friend, Aerith (or Aeris as his friends calls her) was killed. He wished that he forget that memory, but seeing her in that state, he felt guilty for being the one who killed her in first place, thanks to Sephiroth. Everyone has somewhat knew what he's been thinking about and decided not to talk about because it's best that they don't mention it.
Wiz: Which protects her from negative effects like poison and paralysis. She also likely wears the Minerva Band to defend herself from fire and ice.
"I'm guessing she's wearing the same ribbon Cloud's wears." Kirby said.
"Really? I thought it was girly." Junior said, causing him and Kirby chuckled at this, but before Cloud's anger kicks in, forcing them to stop chuckling.
"And that Minerva Band looks really cool on her to protect herself from both fire and ice attacks." Ness said, impressed.
FEATS
Survived Being attacked by Sephiroth
Escaped the Death Chair
Lead AVALANCHE in Cloud's absence
Repaired Cloud's mind (That made Cloud happy)
Defeated WEAPONs with her team
Helped stop Shinra & Sephiroth
Throwing Cloud broke Mach 1
- With help from Cid, Red XIII, Yuffie, and Vincent
Endured a slap battle with Scarlet
Boomstick: Glass cannon or not her strength is ridiculous. She's strong enough to fight an embodiment of Sephiroth, and throw giant monsters around like nothing.
"Now that's what you call strength." Sonic commented.
Wiz: And there was the time she helped throw Cloud high enough to reach the flying monster Bahamut SIN.
They then see Tifa throwing Cloud with every ounce of strength she had to throw him to the monster. "Whoa, just how strong is that girl?" Sonic said in shell-shock.
"Strong enough to take down a huge monster like a dragon or a giant beast." Cloud answered with a smile.
Wiz: After leaving Tifa's hand you can see a mach cone form around Cloud, which means Tifa must've helped throw him with enough force to break the sound barrier.
"Aw, seriously? That's a bummer, for me at least." Sonic grunted.
Boomstick: Eh Cloud's a lightweight (Cloud: *Left Eyebrow twitches*), c'mon, how high can that be?
And that's where the Board of Wizdom comes in.
THE BOARD OF WIZDOM
Cloud's weight:
~ 150 lbs. (68 kg)
Sword's weight:
~ 100 lbs (45 kg)
Minimum speed:
~ 761 mph (340 m/s)
= 153 TONS OF FORCE
Wiz: Well factoring in the weight of Cloud and his giant weapon...
Boomstick: Heh.
Cloud narrowed his eyes at Boomstick, wants to know what's funny, but shrugged it off knowing it's a waste of time.
Wiz: He must have been thrown with up to 153 tons of force.
"Damn, that's a lot of force!" Pit said in shock.
"I know, right." Sonic agrees.
Boomstick: Well shit, talk about power! You don't want to mess with Tifa's strong, twin, firm...
Wiz and Ness: No...
Boomstick: Fists.
That got Ness sigh in relief, in which causes the other Smashers to chuckles at this.
Boomstick: Also, she's got a really nice rack, did I mention that yet?
This made them face faulted, except for Cloud who facepalmed. "Boomstick, I swear to god..." Ness growled.
Tifa: *while performing Final Heaven* Feels like you're flying, doesn't it? *defeating Tidus* Ahh... all done.
Despite her being one of the survivors of her hometown, Tifa has trained and tough in the ways of fighting and using Limit Breaks. Her strength maybe unreal, but she can pull a serious punch. And the way she uses her Premium Heart, Materia and the Ribbon, it's obvious that she got the better strength advantage than Yang.
Now onto the votes...
Everyone begins to vote:
Kirby: Yang
Ness: Tifa
Mega Man: Tifa
Pikachu: Yang
Toon Link: Tifa
Young Link: Tifa
Pichu: Yang
Jigglypuff: Yang
Popo: Tifa
Nana: Tifa
Villager: Yang
Sonic: Yang
Yoshi: Yang
Lucas: Yang
Pit: Yang
Pac-man: Tifa
Bowser Jr.: Tifa
Cloud: Tifa
Now for the results:
Yang Xiao Long: 9
Tifa Lockhart: 9
It's a tie. Oh well, beggars can be choser. Either one will win.
Now onto the battle...
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
(*Cues: Gimme the Bass - Royalty Free Music*)
In this scene people in colorful silhouette (black, purple and pink) in 7th Heaven, where they're having a good time in there.
"I'll have to admit, it's a pretty nice place." Pikachu commented. "I mean for a bar."
"That's 7th Heaven for ya, it's party central in rare occassion like that. According to Tifa." Cloud replied.
"I don't mind going to a bar like that." Pit said in response.
There, by the countert, Tifa is seen serving drinks at the bar while multiple people are dancing at the party. That is until Yang shows up and walks up to the entrance where she encounters a bouncer.
Bouncer: Hold up! Let me see some ID.
Yang cracks her knuckles and knocks the bouncer through the doors.
"Ouch, that's gotta hurt." Sonic said, slightly chuckled.
"You didn't have to hit him you know." Kirby said, frowned.
"Hm. Seeing how she punched that guy kinda reminds me how Samus punched Falcon for hitting on her." Pikachu said, rubbing his face
The people start panicking and leaving the area as Yang approaches the bar.
Yang: Hello! No need to panic people, I'm just looking for someone. I will take a Strawberry Sunrise though! No ice. Thanks!
"Are we sure she's really 17?" Pit asked, slightly as a sweatdrop appeared on his forehead.
Tifa leaps over the counter to confront the intruder.
(*Cues: Max Anarchy - It's All About Me Instrumental *)
Tifa: Sorry miss, I think you better turn yourself around and look elsewhere.
In response, Yang equips her Ember Celica and takes a fighting stance.
Yang: Sooo, does this mean no sunrise?
"Nope." Sonic and Pit both replied at the same time.
They both charge towards each other and unleash their first attack.
Which heavy hitters will win?
FIGHT!
Tifa's kick collides with Yang's punch.
(*Cues: Max Anarchy - It's All About Me*)
Yang charges forward and tries getting Tifa with her gauntlets, but Tifa is able to counter and avoid her blows. Tifa charges a fire punch that blows Yang forward. She charges up her ice Materia and Yang sees the ice surrounding her. Tifa releases her ice projectile and Yang dodges it. The two continue to exchange punches with each other.
"Whoa, look at them go!" Pit exclaimed in surprise.
"Man, for a high school student she's really good." Sonic commented.
"It's not over yet. Tifa's just getting started." Cloud said, sternly.
Yang: Having fun? I sure am!
Their punches collide with fire charged.
Tifa: Don't mock me!
Tifa punches Yang forward and tries kicking her. Yang grabs her foot but Tifa kicks her down with the other leg. Yang charges forward using her shotgun gauntlets and punches Tifa down. Tifa gets up where Yang gets the upper hand on her and punches her towards a mirror that shatters upon her impact.
Everyone, except Cloud, winced at this. "Damn." was Sonic's response.
"Wow, Tifa is really kicking butt." Pit said with excitement.
"Yeah, that's crazy!" Lucas said, shocked.
While on the mirror Tifa notices her Premium Heart behind the bar counter as Yang tries throwing a chair at her. Tifa grabs the Premium Heart and picks up the bar counter.
"Alright! The Premium Heart!" Kirby said, happy to see her wearing her best weapon.
"Now, her strength and speed are increased!" Pit said with glee.
"Maybe, if she can beat her quickly." Ness muttered.
Tifa: Ok brat, warm-up's over!
She tosses the counter at Yang, who manages to shoot the counter down into multiple pieces. Tifa equips the Premium Heart.
Tifa: I'm going to blow you out of the water!
She freezes Yang and then fire punches her.
Tifa: Take this!
Yang is knocked through the wall to another section of the bar.
"Yes! She got her!" Kirby and Pit cheered.
"Uh, I don't thinks so." Sonic said, doubtfully.
"What do you mean?" Yoshi asked.
"He means that the battle isn't over yet." Cloud answering the question for him.
(*Cues: RWBY Volume 1 - I Burn*)
Tifa: Had enough?
The bleeding Yang stands up as her hair starts glowing and reloads her gauntlets with explosive shells
Yang: Not even close.
"Now, the real fight begins." Cloud said, narrowing his eyes at the two fighters.
Tifa starts firing multiple fire shots at Yang, who dodges them. Yang retaliates with multiple explosive bullets that Tifa avoids.
"I don't know if Yang could handle a fighter like her." Pikachu said in wonder.
"Well, for Tifa's case, no one can retaliate with such battle plans." Cloud said, sympathetically.
Tifa tries launching an ice attack at Yang, prompting Yang to launch herself in the air with her gauntlets resulting in more close quarters combat. Tifa gets the upper hand by feinting, and slams Yang into the air and back down.
Tifa: You're going down!
As Yang gets up, Tifa prepares a large ice projectile.
Tifa: Don't move!
Tifa launches it forward and Yang punches it through and shatters it. The shards knock Tifa back and wound her, prompting her to use her Limit Breaks as the slot machine appears behind her.
"Here it comes!" Kirby calls out.
"Tifa's Slot Machine Limit Break!" Pit cried.
Tifa: All right, let's see if you can keep up with this!
Tifa charges forward and uses Beat Rush and Water Kick, which is blocked by Yang. Yang staggers after Tifa performs Somersault, allowing her to use Meteodrive, Dolphin Blow, and Meteor Strike successfully.
Tifa: Here it goes!
She throws Yang onto the ground where she explodes.
"That took her down!" Pit said, amazed by her combos of Limit Breaks.
"I won't be so sure." Sonic said, being uncertain.
Yang: Ugh, did I just explode?
A piece of Yang's hair came off and she sees it fall in front of her. Most of the fighters noticed this, and this is where they got frightened.
"Uh-Oh..." Kirby said, surprised.
"You know what that means, right?" Pikachu said, looking a bit pale.
"Uh-huh." Pit nodded, slightly.
"With one piece of hair is cut off..." Yoshi began.
"...Plus her Aura..." Toon Link spoke.
"...Along with Semblance..." Mega Man added.
"...All adds to her..." Yoshi replied.
"...Transformation..." Sonic finished it with a smile.
Tifa then unleashes her ultimate attack.
Tifa: Final Heaven!
But before she could do that, Yang is engulfed in a large explosion as the hair piece hits the ground. She spreads the fire from the explosion away from her.
Tifa: What in the world?
"Looks like Tifa is going underground. Pun intended." Sonic said with a chuckle.
Yang slams her fists together, activating her Semblance. She charges forward and shatters Tifa's Premium Heart.
She unleashes several rounds and punches on Tifa.
Yang: Like that?
She then gets Tifa in an armlock and unleashes her shotgun gauntlet one last time, using the recoil to snap Tifa's neck, killing her. She walks away as a poster for the Vytal Festival Tournament rolls down. Everyone was now in shock by this, heck, even Cloud was surprised by this, he actually didn't see this coming.
Yang: Nailed it.
K.O.!
Tifa's body is absorbed into the Lifestream as Yang puts on her sunglasses and leaves.
(*Cues: RWBY Volume 1 - Gold*)
Boomstick: Sigh... cross another potential wife off the list.
"Are you serious?!" Ness said in disbelief.
Wiz: Tifa was naturally stronger and more experienced than Yang, but Yang's Semblance quickly turned all of Tifa's power against her.
Boomstick: Even the Minerva Band, the best of Tifa's armor options to counter Yang's strength and shotgun blasts, was eventually overtaken by the Semblance.
"Well, yeah. That was I thought so too." Sonic said, simply.
"Wait, you knew Tifa was gonna lose eventually?" Junior said, surprised.
"Well, not exactly. But when she used her Aura and her Semblance on her, I knew at some point that Tifa was gonna lose eventually." Sonic answered.
"Maybe so, but if things were differnet between them, then Tifa should have won." Cloud added, sternly.
"So true." Ness replied.
Wiz: Plus while Tifa could lift many creatures heavier than Cloud using her Limit Breaks, she never shows this kind of strength anywhere else, implying those powers are exclusive to those Limit Breaks instead of something she possesses naturally.
Boomstick: And even though Tifa's Premium Heart increased in power over time, they reset after her Limit Breaks while Yang's power kept on rising.
Wiz: However, Yang's real trump card was her Aura. Her Semblance would've been useless if she could not survive Tifa's attacks. Luckily her Aura is durable enough to take a punch that shattered a concrete pillar about four feet wide. A feat that requires at least 1,400 tons of force.
"That's one feat that could scare me." Pikachu commented.
"Actually, seeing how the pillar is standing is only 18 inches in diameter." Ness begins to explain. "Seeing as how the one Yang broke was only 4 feet thick, which was the only amount of force she endured. That was required to break the pillar wasn't 1600 tons or 1,400 tons, but actually upwards of 4267 tons AT THE VERY LEAST."
"That's even worse!" Pikachu exclaimed in shock.
Boomstick: That's the equivalent of having 360 jetliners fall on your face. Yang's power just pulled through in a snap.
Everyone even dare to laugh at that joke, even after Yang was the one who snapped Tifa's neck.
Wiz: The winner is Yang Xiao Long.
Some of the Smashers clapped for Yang, while others, including clapped for Tifa, despite her lost.
"Well, that was a good battle." Pikachu said, being a little excided.
"Yeah, I mean, I know it's a punch battle between woman but Tifa did her best." Sonic commented. Then looks at Cloud. "Oh, and sorry about your girlfriend's sudden lost."
"Nah. It's alright, I knew that this battle of hers wasn't meant be." Cloud said, being moody as usual. "Beside, if she hasn't chosen better Materia to begin with then she would've won."
"Yeah, I thought so." Sonic replied.
"Well, I should go now. There's no reason for me to stay here, I gotta go do something important. See ya." Cloud said, as he leaves the Theater Room.
"Okay, bye Cloud." Kirby said, as he watches him leaves.
Soon, the preview of the next episode has appeared.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
A siren alarm was altered as a red sign saying 'New Challenger Approaching!' has appeared on screen.
On this next both Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby, and Link froze and their serious faces became alert. Realizing what that siren meant they all turned to the mountain top where the moon was rising.
"Wait a minute, I remember this one!" Kirby said, after realizing what this scene is.
"Yeah, me too." Mega Man said, realizing it too.
On top of the cliff stood a shadowy human-like figure with messy hair. Silence filled the air for a few seconds before a helmet materialized, covering his head. Then a blue square light emitted from the helmet. Followed by his eyes which also emitted the same shade of blue light. He stepped out of the shadow finally revealing himself to the smashers, looking solemnly at them.
(*Cues: Super Smash Bros. For 3DS/Wii U - Robot Master Intro (Remix)*)
A familiar intro was played as a familiar blue bomber robot appears on screen and brought his Mega Buster as the message says: Mega Man Joins the Battle!
"No freaking way..." Pikachu said, beyond shock and remorse.
"I don't believe it..." Sonic said, stunned at this.
"...I'm next?!" Mega Man said in shock by seeing this.
"Yup!" Ness said in a surprise tone.
"OH MY GOD!" Mega Man exclaimed.
"Well, won't this be an interesting fight." Bowser Jr. commented with a smile.
Without any time to waist, Kirby puts in the next disc and hits play.
Pretty sweet huh? The fight between two heavy hitting women is pretty sweet, but I guess we all know who's gets to greatest KNOCK-er? Heh? Heh? Heh? Get it? Huh guy?
*The sound of a cricket chirping was heard.*
Ooookay. Anyway, for this next battle, it'll be Mega Man's turn facing out in this next episode. So, like it! Hate it! Just so you know, and I'll check on you guys later, so... See ya! Ciao!
