-In which, Sakura finds out about Sasuke's role in the new anime Nyanpire


Sorry for the late update, but I was really busy. None of my fanfics have gotten updated so far, and I'm really stuck. School's starting September 8th, and I really have been getting a bad vibe because of that. Ugh, so much to do in so little time...

NOTE: This chapter kind of ties in with the 50th chapter. Just a little.


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❤❀~So . . . Nyanpire, huh?~❀❤

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Sasuke knew something was up when Sakura kept stealing glances at him. Why? Well, she only did that when she was a genin way back when and, ever since he's been back, Sasuke knew Sakura was way past her fangirl days. The other reason was that, with every glance she threw his way, she snickered and sang a very familiar tune that sounded strangly familiar.

It was only days later when he found out she had begun watching the new anime Nyanpire. Oh, crap.

"Hey, Sasuke-kun?"

"Hn." This was not good. Sakura was using that evil-innocent voice of hers. She only used that voice when she wanted something and, if you didn't give her what she wanted, she'd use the blackmail she had on you and... Well, it was blackmail. What else would she do with it other than threaten to broadcast it to the whole ninja world?

"You love me, right?"

He nodded his head very slowly. Just where was she going with this?

"You'd never keep a secret from me, right?"

He nodded once again. His mistake.

"Then . . ."

He never expected the explosion.

"HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR ROLE IN NYANPIRE? YOU HORRIBLE EXCUSE OF A BOYFRIEND! YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL ME, YOUR GIRLFRIEND OF EIGHT MONTHS, ABOUT YOUR ROLE AS A GAY SAMURAI CAT WHO OBVIOUSLY HAS SOME TIMELINE ISSUES! SOME BOYFRIEND YOU ARE!"

He sighed. "Sakura..." He started but never got a chance to finish.

"FIRST, IT WAS HELLO KITTY! NOW IT'S YOUR SECRET LIFE AS A VOICE ACTOR! JUST WHAT'S NEXT? ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME YOU'RE TWO-TIMING ON ME WITH A HOOKER OF SOME SORT? HUH?"

"Since we're talking about secrets," Sasuke decided to say, not really changing the subject. "Let's talk about how you had accidentally kissed Neji or the fact that you and Ino went to second-base already or about the time you and Hinata went skinny-dipping."

The rosette completely paled, her anger forgotten. "Who the hell told you...?"

"Who do you think?"

She made a mental note to herself to kill Naruto later. She laughed uncomfortably. "Well . . . I guess some secrets are better kept secrets, after all..."

"Ditto."

"But you do know that I can still use the Nyanpire thing as blackmail, right? You can't blackmail me since everyone in Konoha 11 knows about the things I did since they all dared me to do that sans the Neji-Kiss thing. Naruto had accidentally pushed me there."

". . . Crap." He'd kill Naruto later.

"So about that blackmail thing... I think you'd look real good in a Sexy Jutsu form."

"You're going to make me take on your seduction mission, aren't you?"

A nod from her.

"Whatever. Hn, you know you didn't have to blackmail me into doing that, right? I was going to find a way to stop you from taking that mission anyway."

"Oh . . ."

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". . . Did I ever tell you what a good boyfriend you are?"

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Yes, Sasuke's Japanese voice actor voices the Samurai Cat in Nyanpire. When I figured that out, I was laughing my ass off.

tHaNk YoU & pLeAsE rEvIeW!