Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia
Japan: Recently, Dora-chan has been watching HetaOni
The good news is that she really likes it and she can now answer and HetaOni questions you have for her ^^
The bad news is that she just finished yesterday and is unable to come out of her room until she feels better.
England: It's not pretty...at all
Japan: Hai. Therefore, I, as her most invited character, will have to host the show for her until she gets better
China: Hey Japan aru! She left you a note aru!
Japan: Eh? -reads note- It's a list of stuff to do. Hai, I shall follow her list.
And now, the question
Germany'sFrau
This sounds awesome! *w*
Canada: I wish you were more noticed by everyone. Maybe you should try holding a sign that says "I'm Canada" or something. That could help.
Prussia: I challenge you to a pokemon battle!
Italy: Can you be Snapped!Italy for a bit? Please?
Romano: Why can't you be nicer to Spain? He only wants the best for you after all.
England: My friend, Destiny, really loves you, like love loves you. Well, I was wondering if you can tell her your best pick up line Please do it Plus, it's almost her birthday, so do it as a present.
America: Do you hate Russia? I know I do...
Russia: I'm not scared of you, you big jerk! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO BECOME ONE WITH YOU!
France: You're so cool! Also, I love your hair and accent
China: China, I choose you!
Japan: You're the cutest character ever! X3 Just wanted to say that
Netherlands: I like that you love tulips. You're actually my second favorite character I just love your personality too
Germany: Iche lieb diche! You're my favorite out of everyone! I think I'm most attracted to you because we have the same personalities and interests I'm a neat freak (no offense), I love dogs, potatoes, and am actually pretty strict myself. I can also bake cake like you too! And it's kinda weird that we have the same birthday too (Not kidding about that). Well, I was wondering if you would like to go on a date with me some time. Please?
Bye everyone!
Canada: ^^'''I already have a maple leaf sticker on my forehead and a tattoo on my wrist...it still hasn't faded yet...
Japan:...did Dora-chan use real ink?
Canada: Nah, its water. Look!
Japan: -pours water on tattoo- hey its disappearing Canada-san!
Canada:...Japan! I really likes that tattoo!
Japan: Eh? gomenasai...
Anyway, next up is Prussia-san
Prussia: What the hell is pokemon?
Japan: A game
Prussia:?
Japan:-hands DVD-
-Prussia has locked himself in a room to watch-
Japan:...Next is...NO NOT THIS ONE!
Italy: Ve~?
Japan: Er...nothing Ita-kun! -tears that question and disposes of it-
Italy: Ve?
Japan: Er...-reads question- AH! I was looking for Romano-kun.
Italy: OH! Fratello!
Romano: What?
Japan: -wipes sweat ^^- why are you so mean to Spain-kun?
Romano: Because he's a bastard and has so many problems
Japan:...
Romano: AND HE DOESN'T BRING ME ENOUGH TOMATOES!
Spain: Romano~! -throws tomato-
-le tomato lands on Romano's face. It went SPLAT-
Romano:...YOU F*CKING BASTARD! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT FROM ME!
Spain: ^^''' ehehe -runs-
Japan:...Ah. Next is England-kun
England: Best pick up line? Well as a gentleman I don't have one
Japan: Ah, then how do you impress girls?
England: with my gentleness.
Japan: could you demonstrate?
-audience cheers and England is FORCED to do this :P-
England: Excuse me miss, you dropped your handkerchief. You know, your eyes are amazing. I'm such a fortunate man to have the pleasure to meet such a lovely lady like yourself. I am absolutely pleased to make your acquaintance -bows a full 90 degrees-. Would you like to have some tea with me?
Japan: That was amazing England-kun ^^
now, America-kun
America: -runs to England-
Japan: Ah, I shall take that as a no.
Russia: You will become one with me after accepting this bottle of water [vodka] da? ^J^
America: NO! DON'T TAKE IT!
Japan:...next...
France: Mademoiselle merci! -hands rose to our fan-
Japan: And next, China-san
China: Aiyaa...but but I'm so old...
Japan: Ah, older than me. Next...I am cute? arigato! -bows-
Netherlands does not wish to come here, but he sends you thanks.
Last but not least, Doitsuu!
For the convenience of reading, the question shall be reposted here.
Germany: Iche lieb diche! You're my favorite out of everyone! I think I'm most attracted to you because we have the same personalities and interests I'm a neat freak (no offense), I love dogs, potatoes, and am actually pretty strict myself. I can also bake cake like you too! And it's kinda weird that we have the same birthday too (Not kidding about that). Well, I was wondering if you would like to go on a date with me some time. Please?
Germany: A...WHAT?
Italy: Ve~ Doitsuu would love to!
Japan: !
Germany: Italia...
Italy: Afterall, love must be spread no? ^^
Germany:...Danke, but...sorry. I cannot go on a date with you.
Italy: Eh? but it will be fun! You'll get to meet your soul mate! and eat potatoes, and get another dog and and...
Germany: Italy, I love you too much to ditch you...
Italy: Eh? but you won't be ditching me! it's just a play date right? ^^
Japan & Germany:...
Italy: And I have Japan here too! we can go on a double play date! it will be so much fun Ve~!
Japan: Italia-kun...I think Doitsuu means -Germany puts his hand over Japan's mouth-
Germany: Ah yes a play date! Well then I shall go on a short, short date with our little fan, if it'll make both of you happy!
Italy: Ve~
Japan:...Ah. I shall not interfere.
It seems that I am out of questions.
Sayonara, Minna-san, or as how Dora-chan would say it: Till next time~!
