Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia

Japan: Recently, Dora-chan has been watching HetaOni
The good news is that she really likes it and she can now answer and HetaOni questions you have for her ^^
The bad news is that she just finished yesterday and is unable to come out of her room until she feels better.

England: It's not pretty...at all

Japan: Hai. Therefore, I, as her most invited character, will have to host the show for her until she gets better

China: Hey Japan aru! She left you a note aru!

Japan: Eh? -reads note- It's a list of stuff to do. Hai, I shall follow her list.
And now, the question


Germany'sFrau

This sounds awesome! *w*

Canada: I wish you were more noticed by everyone. Maybe you should try holding a sign that says "I'm Canada" or something. That could help.

Prussia: I challenge you to a pokemon battle!

Italy: Can you be Snapped!Italy for a bit? Please?

Romano: Why can't you be nicer to Spain? He only wants the best for you after all.

England: My friend, Destiny, really loves you, like love loves you. Well, I was wondering if you can tell her your best pick up line Please do it Plus, it's almost her birthday, so do it as a present.

America: Do you hate Russia? I know I do...

Russia: I'm not scared of you, you big jerk! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO BECOME ONE WITH YOU!

France: You're so cool! Also, I love your hair and accent

China: China, I choose you!

Japan: You're the cutest character ever! X3 Just wanted to say that

Netherlands: I like that you love tulips. You're actually my second favorite character I just love your personality too

Germany: Iche lieb diche! You're my favorite out of everyone! I think I'm most attracted to you because we have the same personalities and interests I'm a neat freak (no offense), I love dogs, potatoes, and am actually pretty strict myself. I can also bake cake like you too! And it's kinda weird that we have the same birthday too (Not kidding about that). Well, I was wondering if you would like to go on a date with me some time. Please?

Bye everyone!

Canada: ^^'''I already have a maple leaf sticker on my forehead and a tattoo on my wrist...it still hasn't faded yet...

Japan:...did Dora-chan use real ink?

Canada: Nah, its water. Look!

Japan: -pours water on tattoo- hey its disappearing Canada-san!

Canada:...Japan! I really likes that tattoo!

Japan: Eh? gomenasai...

Anyway, next up is Prussia-san

Prussia: What the hell is pokemon?

Japan: A game

Prussia:?

Japan:-hands DVD-

-Prussia has locked himself in a room to watch-

Japan:...Next is...NO NOT THIS ONE!

Italy: Ve~?

Japan: Er...nothing Ita-kun! -tears that question and disposes of it-

Italy: Ve?

Japan: Er...-reads question- AH! I was looking for Romano-kun.

Italy: OH! Fratello!

Romano: What?

Japan: -wipes sweat ^^- why are you so mean to Spain-kun?

Romano: Because he's a bastard and has so many problems

Japan:...

Romano: AND HE DOESN'T BRING ME ENOUGH TOMATOES!

Spain: Romano~! -throws tomato-

-le tomato lands on Romano's face. It went SPLAT-

Romano:...YOU F*CKING BASTARD! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT FROM ME!

Spain: ^^''' ehehe -runs-

Japan:...Ah. Next is England-kun

England: Best pick up line? Well as a gentleman I don't have one

Japan: Ah, then how do you impress girls?

England: with my gentleness.

Japan: could you demonstrate?

-audience cheers and England is FORCED to do this :P-

England: Excuse me miss, you dropped your handkerchief. You know, your eyes are amazing. I'm such a fortunate man to have the pleasure to meet such a lovely lady like yourself. I am absolutely pleased to make your acquaintance -bows a full 90 degrees-. Would you like to have some tea with me?

Japan: That was amazing England-kun ^^
now, America-kun

America: -runs to England-

Japan: Ah, I shall take that as a no.

Russia: You will become one with me after accepting this bottle of water [vodka] da? ^J^

America: NO! DON'T TAKE IT!

Japan:...next...

France: Mademoiselle merci! -hands rose to our fan-

Japan: And next, China-san

China: Aiyaa...but but I'm so old...

Japan: Ah, older than me. Next...I am cute? arigato! -bows-
Netherlands does not wish to come here, but he sends you thanks.
Last but not least, Doitsuu!

For the convenience of reading, the question shall be reposted here.

Germany: Iche lieb diche! You're my favorite out of everyone! I think I'm most attracted to you because we have the same personalities and interests I'm a neat freak (no offense), I love dogs, potatoes, and am actually pretty strict myself. I can also bake cake like you too! And it's kinda weird that we have the same birthday too (Not kidding about that). Well, I was wondering if you would like to go on a date with me some time. Please?

Germany: A...WHAT?

Italy: Ve~ Doitsuu would love to!

Japan: !

Germany: Italia...

Italy: Afterall, love must be spread no? ^^

Germany:...Danke, but...sorry. I cannot go on a date with you.

Italy: Eh? but it will be fun! You'll get to meet your soul mate! and eat potatoes, and get another dog and and...

Germany: Italy, I love you too much to ditch you...

Italy: Eh? but you won't be ditching me! it's just a play date right? ^^

Japan & Germany:...

Italy: And I have Japan here too! we can go on a double play date! it will be so much fun Ve~!

Japan: Italia-kun...I think Doitsuu means -Germany puts his hand over Japan's mouth-

Germany: Ah yes a play date! Well then I shall go on a short, short date with our little fan, if it'll make both of you happy!

Italy: Ve~

Japan:...Ah. I shall not interfere.

It seems that I am out of questions.

Sayonara, Minna-san, or as how Dora-chan would say it: Till next time~!