PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Col. John Sheppard, Drs. McKay and Beckett

FROM: Dr. Radek Zelenka

RE: Guys only?

I don't want to cause trouble, but is this a "no ladies allowed" event? I ask because I cannot imagine Teyla or Dr. Weir being very pleased if they find out that they were excluded. I have never had the opportunity to spar with Teyla, and I do not wish to start now.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Drs. McKay, Zelenka, and Beckett

FROM: Col. John Sheppard

RE: Guys only?

This wouldn't have anything to do with a certain crush that you have, would it?

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Col. John Sheppard, Drs. McKay and Beckett

FROM: Dr. Radek Zelenka

RE: Guys only?

I don't have a crush on Teyla.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Col. John Sheppard, Drs. Beckett and Zelenka

FROM: Dr. Rodney McKay

RE: Guys only?

That's not who he meant.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Col. John Sheppard, Drs. McKay and Beckett

FROM: Dr. Radek Zelenka

RE: Guys only?

I also do not have a crush on Elizabeth... I mean Dr. Weir.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Drs. McKay, Zelenka, and Beckett

FROM: Col. John Sheppard

RE: Guys only?

Uh-huh. Anyway, in answer to your question, let's keep this one as guys only. We can have a team poker game or something next week.

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PRIVATE MEMO

TO: Ronon Dex

FROM: Col. John Sheppard

RE: Guys' night

Yo, Dex. Now that you're a member of the team, it's time you were introduced to a fine, upstanding athletic tradition. It's called football. Tomorrow night, rec room, bring munchies.