Waluigi folded his arms, looking down from the balcony of the Central City Building. He let out a sigh of annoyance as he rolled his eyes. "Great. How the hell am I gonna get down here?"
Suddenly, he titled his head to the right, to spot a red and yellow colored grinding rail. Could it be the way to get out...?
...
"...Nah. Too stupid." Waluigi commented as he impatiently tapped his left foot. Closing his eyes, Waluigi let out an annoyed sigh as he shrugged. "Oh fine! It's not like I can't just take the elevator!" He jumped onto the grinding rail, grinding downwards the building...
...Which was very tall. Being the tallest building in a city of skyscrapers says something. Especially when the building in question is over four thousand stories tall...
"Wait, WHAT!" Waluigi exclaimed as his eyes widened with fear. "You mean to tell me that the elevator being slow wasn't exaggerated?" He screamed as he felt like he was going to fall off, flailing his arms about as he moved either leftward or rightward.
Thousands of the human passerbies looked up, spotting Waluigi flailing about on the grinding rail. They gasped as they pointed, wondering what would happen to the lanky man.
Waluigi tried to keep his balance as much as possible, but the winds started to pick up, much to his dismay. He yelped as he felt the sharp cold winds blow directly in his face.
"This is not what I had in mind!" Waluigi exclaimed.
Two minutes later, Waluigi was a thousand stories below the top of the Central City Building, still having a long way to go. Eventually, despite grabbing all the bright, shining yellow rings to his advantage of having more cash on him, Waluigi got sick of this.
"Time to save myself some time and get the hell off this damn thing!" Waluigi exclaimed as he pulled a yellow parachute from inside his dark blue overalls, placing it on his back as he jumped off, activating the parachute. Waluigi then landed safely on one of the elevated highways of Central City, standing just above the speedy traffic. Waluigi smiled, his hands on his hips as he turned around, looking up at the Central City Building.
"Well, at least that venture is over..." Waluigi muttered. He then heard a loud honk coming from the east, prompting Waluigi to turn his head to the right, much to his horror...
