So...this will be a very, very, very, very special chapter. And I wanted to tell you all something important first before we go on.

This is the final chapter of DND.

Now, before you all lose it and get mad at me, I have to explain to you that the story had to end at some point. It wasn't because of those authors who said I violated the guidelines and all that fancy crap.
It was because of me.

I knew that it would be almost impossible for me to constantly work on DND 24/7 and I was already having trouble updating already, so I figured this would work perfectly: finish up at 50 chapters, then move to other projects, coming back to DND after I finished said projects. If you're in the Hunger Games fandom, I'm working on a huge project for there, which is why DND updates were rather slow. To me, I decided that once I finished this project (and maybe some small other stories too), I'd come back to DND and start up season 2.

It was really hard to get this chapter out. I felt like I was letting everyone down with this chapter and announcement. I was afraid to work on it in case it being published meant hurting everyone's trust and faith in me to write them good stories and would only write little bits at a time. But I pushed through, knowing that it would be best for me to get this out whenever I could. Finally, it's out. And so is my confession. DND's end. For real this time.

But...my other Ninjago stories will still be updated. And due to it's massive popularity and support, I've decided that DND will come back at some point...just not today. I'll miss you and you'll probably miss me, but remember to stay tuned for its return.

Also, on an unrelated note, I just had my birthday! Yay!


Marune: ...why does the mood feel so...somber...?

Vr: Ask the person who just wrote a huge disclaimer at the beginning of this chapter.

Marune: There goes the fourth wall.

Vr: It never stays...

Marune: ...

Vr: ...

Marune: I'd never thought I'd say this...but I'm gonna miss this place.

Vr: Me too. I'll miss everything.

Marune: The dares...

Vr: The inside jokes...

Marune: Jay's really bad puns...

Vr: Shooting everybody...

Marune: ...your lack of sanity...

Vr: ...

Marune: Say it.

Vr: Ugh, fine! I'll...I'll miss Kai too.

...

Sakura: (kicks open the door, wearing funky sunglasses and holding a noisemaker) Now what kind of finale is this? Let's have a party!

Vr: Yep, really gonna miss that girl.

Chase: (accidentally knocks the door with his wings) I like parties!

Marune and Sakura: ...

Vr: Who are you?


Kai: ...I don't hear Vr threatening to shoot me, which means one of two things.

Cole: She's either busy handling something else, or she's dead.

Lloyd: Let's hope it's the second option.

Nya: I wouldn't say that...

Lloyd: Huh? Why?

Nya: ...because she's standing right behind you.

Vr: (slaps Lloyd) I'll die another day! We've got a dare show to put on!

Kai: This is what happens when I get my hopes up...

Vr: Well, sorry to disappoint you.

Garmadon: What's with the weird clothes?

Sakura: Party!

Zane: Party?

Chase: Party!

Vr: Well, it's the grand finale of DND, so let's make the most of it!

Kai: That is a reason to party.

Vr: (slaps Kai) Well, maybe season 2 will be bigger. Onto the Dare-a-thon!

Marune, Chase and Sakura: Yay!

Cole: Oh no...

Kai: Did she say season 2?


(let the I-don't-even-know-what-number-anymore Dare-a-thon begin!)

Wu: How come I'm like the only member of my family who doesn't get a love interest?

Random girl: ...take a wild guess.

Wu: Wanna be my love interest?

Random girl: Ew, no!


Ninja: (scrolling through Wattpad)

Kai: You mean Vr isn't the only psycho who runs a dare show?

Cole: ...nope.

Vr: (throws chair at Kai) I am not psycho!


Kai: (holding a random fanfic) Don't worry Kai, tame fanfic, tame fanfic. (reads) OH MY FIRST SPINJITSU MASTER, WHY!?

Jay: What?

Kai: Who the flaming heck would ship me with Vr?

Vr: ...I know, it's so torturous.

Kai: -_-

Vr: You know...it could be worse.

Kai: Yeah, like what you ship- (arrow hits him) OW!

Vr: My shippings are not that terrible!


Marune: We need something to stretch out the time.

Sakura: I've got just the thing. (throws a Dedenne at Jay) GO BIJU!

Jay: AAAAAH, MOUSE TO THE FACE! MOUSE TO THE FACE!

Marune: I was gonna throw a dagger, but that works too.


Jay: (reading a fanfic) I normally don't do threesomes...but this could work, I guess.

Cole: ...

Nya: ...

Cole: And you're dating him in canon because...?

Nya: I honestly have no idea either.


Lloyd: Okay, those are some weird pairings. What else do you got?

Vr: Well, some people ship Wu with tea...go figure.

Wu: (making out with his teapot)

Lloyd: And...?

Vr: Cole with cake.

Cole: (eating a huge chocolate cake) Hey! I don't love cake that much!

Everyone: -_-

Cole: ...what?


Chen: So...people are writing stories about my daughter and that annoying fire bastard getting rough?

Vr: When you put it that way...

Kai: Uh...it's just fanfiction...right?

Chen: (starts chasing after Kai, brandishing staff) GET BACK HERE, YOU SON OF A-

Kai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Skylor: ...this is one guy who takes "overprotective father" to a whole new level.


Vr: Alright, alright, enough! Can someone pull Chen off of Kai?

Chen: (hitting Kai furiously with his staff)

Sakura: (throws Biju at Chen)_

Chen: OW!

Vr: That works too. Next dare.

Marune: Everyone wants to know what we ship in different fandoms.

Kai: Whatever involves me.

Cole: Good luck with that...

Vr: Is it possible for anyone to be as narcissistic as Kai is?

Lloyd: Hmm...probably not.

Vr: Make sense. Echo, this one's for you. (whispers dare in Echo's ear)

Echo Zane: Who wants to date me?

Everyone: ...(dying of cuteness)

Vr: I would. Let's move on.

Kai: No.

Vr: Yes. Guess who's having a magical duel with Harry Potter.

Lloyd: Hopefully not me.

Vr: Shaddup.

Harry: Who am I fighting this time round?

Vr: (points to Wu) Him.

Wu: WHAT!?

Garmadon: I can live with that.

Harry: (pulls out wand) AGUAMENTI!

Wu: (splashed in the face with a jet of water) Oh, that is not fair! NINJAGO!

Harry: (disintegrates the Spinjitsu)

Wu: Dang it.

Harry: EVERTE STATUM!

Wu: (flies backwards)

Misako: Wu, honey! Are you alright?

Gamradon: (doing his very vest not to attack Wu)

Vr: It never ends with this love triangle, does it?

Sakura: ...no...I wish it did too.

Vr: Okay, next dare! Garmadon...

Garmadon: Fine. Echo, can I have a hot dog?

Echo Zane: (gives Garmadon a puppy)

Garmadon: Not what I wanted, but...thanks?

Vr: Oh come on, who rejects puppies? Next dare.

Marune: Kai has to flirt with Cole.

Vr: ...catch?

Marune: Female clone.

Cole: That just got even more awkward.

Kai: How do you think I feel?

Female Cole: ...

Kai: Oh, hi...wanna go on a date later so I can show you...(fangirl-nosebleed-style wink) how hot I am?

Female Cole: (kicks Kai...where it hurts)

Kai: OW!

Vr: (clapping slowly) Nice job.

Kai: Shaddup.

Vr: Hey, you don't tell me to shaddup! Alright, let's see what's next...

Chase: The Overlord and Garmadon have to roast each other.

Vr: No way I'm missing this! Where's my popcorn?

Sakura: (hides box behind her back) That was your popcorn!?

Vr: Dammit. Come on, get it started!

Overlord: Okay...um...you're such a horrible father, you make Darth Vader look caring!

Garmadon: That's seriously the best you can do?

Overlord: Well...I'm a bit out of practice...

Garmadon: Come up with a better excuse you stupid golf ball! You're such the worst and most boring villain that Ninjago has ever seen, you sound like you need a pack of cough drop and you really need to get a makeover!

Overlord: (sniff) Hey, I'm not that ugly!

Vr: Can't convince me otherwise. Kai, wanna go for a race?

Kai: No.

Vr: Too bad.

Kai: Dammit.


(at the track we saw in Ninjaball Run-wait, there was a track?)

Vr: This is gonna be interesting. Did anyone bring popcorn?

Chase: I wish.

Kai: (running down the track) If only I was as fast as...I dunno...the Flash or something, then I could-(gets run over by Lightning McQueen)

Everyone: (winces)

Sakura: Yep, that's gonna leave a mark.

Vr: Nice souvenir from this show.

Kai: Ow...now what!?

Vr: You lost...so you have to cut off all your hair.

Kai: (sniff) Why...

Cole: Let's get this over with. (pulls out a chainsaw)

Kai: (screams and runs)

Cole: (runs after him)

Vr: Okay...moving on!

Marune: Zane has to play Yandere Simulator.

Zane: What's Yandere Simulator?

Vr: Just as it sounds, buddy. Just as it sounds.


(15 minutes later)

Chase: I think he's been playing for long enough.

Vr: you're right. Zane, it's time you-

Zane: NOBODY CAN STOP ME! SENPAI WILL BE MINE AND ONLY MINE!

Everyone: ...

Vr: Yeah...let's just...do the next dare...(pulls out a taser)

Jay: Don't do it...you better not...KEEP THIS AWAY FROM ME-

Vr: (tasers Jay)

Jay: BZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZT!

Vr: Alright, Zane has to bake something for Pixal.

Pixal: But...nindroids don't eat-

Vr: Oh my First Spinjitsu Master, just let it go.

Zane: I made a cake.

Vr: Cute...did it just disappear?

Cole: (eating the cake) No.

Chase: Can I read the next dare?

Vr: Go right ahead.

Chase: Yay! Lloyd gets to eat all the candy he wants.

Lloyd: (stuffing his face with candy) Already on it!

Misako: Careful Lloyd, I think that's way too much-

Lloyd: (vomits)

Garmadon: Ah, he did it.

Vr: Great. Now I'm gonna need to clean this all up. And it smells terrible.

Sakura: At least the next dare is for Nya to get roasted.

Nya: No...I'm good...

Kai: I got you, sis. LISTEN UP, YOU NINJA WANNABE! STOP ACTING ALL MOODY BECAUSE BEING THE SAMURAI AND AN ENTIRELY NEW FIGHTER WAS MUCH COOLER THAN BEING THE STUPID WATER NINJA! STOP ACTING ALL MEAN TO JAY ONE MINUTE AND THEN MAKING OUT WITH HIM THE NEXT; CHOOSE A PERSONALITY AND STICK WITH IT! ALSO, NOBODY CARES IF YOU HATE BEING THE WATER NINJA BECAUSE WE DIDN'T CARE FOR IT ANYWAYS!

Nya: ...what happened to sibling loyalty?

Vr: It never lasts. Hey Kai.

Kai: What do you want?

Vr: You have a dare.

Kai: Great. What is it now?

Vr: Well...you and Cole have to write love letters to each other...

Cole: (groans) I suck at writing letters!

Kai: ...love letters...

Vr: What? Can't write anything that isn't cheesy?

Kai: Pfft, I'll write the best love letter you'll ever see, it will knock your socks off!

Vr: I'd like to see you try.

Kai: I will!

Cole: I'm scared.


(one love letter-writing session later)

Kai: Ta-da! Read it and weep!

Vr: I hope the message is better than the horrible decorations you drew.

Kai: HEY!

Cole: (holds up a sheet of white paper with barely anything on it) I went for something...simple...

Vr: I can see that. Next dare.

Sakura: ME! Okay, Kai and Cole need to lap dance. But in a different room. With clothes on. Because we care about your innocence.

66samvr: Or at least I do...

Vr: Innocence...please, who still has innocence?

66samvr: ...I won't miss you...

Vr: The feeling is mutual. Hey Kayden, you can come in now. I swear we won't bite.

(an 18 year-old boy peeks into the room. He has short black hair with reddish-orange highlights, blue eyes, and pale skin. He wears a black and rd ninja gi, leather gloves, gold skinny jeans, a bronze necklace and silver Jordans.)

Vr: Don't worry. I'm nice.

Marune, Sakura and Chase: Yeah...

Lloyd: Um...nice to meet you, Kayden. What can you do?

Kayden: This! . ?docid=51047258

(Kayden holds his palm out towards Lloyd and a hug thundercloud appears, crashes into Jay and knocks him down)

Jay: AAAAAAAAH, HELP! BLUE NINJA IN DISTRESS!

Kayden: Oops. I meant to go for him instead.

Lloyd: 0_0

Vr: Don't worry, you'll get it someday. Next dare! Marune, will you do the honors?

Marune: Sure, why not? (dumps a giant bag of candy on top of Lloyd)

Lloyd: CANDEH!

Misako: ...uh-oh...

Garmadon: BRACE YOURSELVES!

Lloyd: CANDEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Everyone: AAAAAAH!


(once the sugar has worn off)

Vr: I can't tell if that was awesome or scary.

Chase: How about both?

Vr: ...yeah, okay. What's next?

Chase: Kai has to take you on a date...

Kai: ...

Vr: ...

Everyone:

Marune: (covering ears) This isn't gonna end well...

Vr: DAMMIT!

Kai: DAMMIT!

Sakura: Have fun, lovebirds! Bring me some cheesecake too!


(at some random fancy restaurant)

Kai: ...so...now what?

Vr: (staring at a menu) Shaddup, I'm getting the roast beef.

Kai: ...you do realize that on a date, the two people are supposed to talk to each other, right?

Vr: (wacks Kai on the head with menu) That's it, I'm going!

Kai: OW! Why can't I ever have a proper date with anybody these days!?

Marune: Sounds like it went well.

Vr: Oh, shaddup. Anyways...

Kai: Wait...why did the sky grow so dark?

Vr: ...RELEASE THE KIDS.

(A group of hyperactive kids flood the room and start pouncing on Kai)

Kai: Ow, ow, ow! They're-ow-tearing my hair! Ow! Why!? Ow-what have I-ow-ever done to them!?

Marune: You sound scary when you do that.

Vr: Cool. Zane, read.

Zane: (reading a Zane x Nya fic) ...I don't have anything to say.

Vr: Good...I guess? It doesn't matter. We're moving on.

Jay: Let's not.

Vr: Too bad. You're playing Super Smash Bros against the Overlord.

Jay: Ha, easy!

Vr: I wouldn't get so cocky...

Jay: Um...is there a catch?

Vr: You'll find out.


(in a separate room with a gaming system)

Jay: You really think you can out-game the Gaming Master? Ha! I've beat every highscore I've ever come across-

Overlord: I WIN!

Jay: Dang it! So...what's my catch?

Overlord: (punches Jay)

Jay: OW! How did you even do that? You have no hands!

Vr: Isn't the author's logic awesome?

Jay: To my face it isn't.

Vr: That's to be expected. Cole, do you like treadmills?

Cole: ...why...?

Vr: Guess who's going for a run?

Cole: That doesn't sound so bad, running's a great way to exercise! (hops on treadmill)

Vr: Glad you like that, considering how long you'll be stuck on.

Cole: What?

Vr: Nothing. (pulls out a bag of chips)

Marune: Ooh, can I have some?

Sakura: Me too!

Chase: Me three!

Vr: okay, everybody can have some.

Nya: Yay!

Vr: Except Nya.

Nya: ...AW COME ON!

Vr: That was the dare, sweetheart. Who wants to read the next dare?

Marune: Paper.

Sakura: Scissors.

Chase: Misako and Wu have to sing "Hooked On A Feelin" as a duet.

Sakura: That's not how "Rock Paper Scissors" works.

Chase: (sticks tongue out at Sakura)

Garmadon: I just threw up in my mouth.

Misako: Lovely.

I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me

When you hold me
In your arms so tight
You let me know
Everything's all right

I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me

Garmadon: Okay, they can stop right there.

Vr: (rolls eyes) Okay, because Garmadon is being a little jealous bastard, we're moving on. Jay can kick back in Hawaii.

Everyone: ...

Vr: Don't ask em how that works either.

Jay: I'll send a postcard!

Vr: SHADDUP!

Sakura: So...let's do Kai's dare. To jump in a pit of lava, acid and poison.

Kai: Okay...two things. One, I hate that dare. Two, how are we gonna get a pit of lava and acid and poison!?

Vr and Marune: (exchange glances)

Kai: ...perhaps I shouldn't of asked them that...


(at said pit)

Kai: It smells so bad, but I'm the Master of Fire, so I can do this. One...two...three! (jumps)

...

Kai: AAAAAAAAAHH, BAD IDEA!

Vr: Glad he figured that out.

Marune: He just shift ten feet into the air.

Sakura: it's like our personal fireworks show!

Vr: Yeah, but low-budget. Cole, get singing.

Cole: What?

Chase: Shake That by Eminem.

Cole: ...hoo boy.

We 'bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (go 'head shake your butt)
I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it popping baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are 'bout it 'bout it
I'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the f**k
I say every day she be giving it up

Everyone: 0_0

Cole: ...yeah, not the best song to be singing here.

Kai: We picked up on that.

Cole: ...

Kai: What!?

Cole: Your butt is still on fire.

Kai: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Vr: Zane gets off easy this time. Jump off the Effiel Tower.

Zane: (does so and breaks the sound barrier)

Vr: What is that nindroid made of that causes him to do that?

Maruen: Metal?

Vr: ...no kidding, Sherlock. (whispers something in Lloyd's ear)

Chase: What are you doing?

Lloyd: Stand back.

Garmadon: Lloyd...if this is any more candy dares-

Lloyd: I SAID STAND BACK!

Garmadon: I know where this is going...HE'S GONNA BLOW!

Kai: No, wait-


(...yep. You guessed it.)

Vr: Sweet First Spinjitsu Master, that smelled so bad!

Lloyd: Hey, you asked. I delivered.

Sakura: I wanna refund!

Lloyd: Too late for it now.

Vr: And this is how we end Season 1.

...

66samvr: I HAVE NO REGRETS!

Vr: SHADDUP! Ready Marune?

Marune: Ready when you are.

Vr: Alright...three...two...one...goodbye guys. (slams hand on a red button on the wall)

Kai: Wait...what!?


(zap!)

Kai: (blinks) I...huh? Where are we?

Jay: We're back home!

Kai: ...that's my toothbrush! Now I remember!

Cole: What?

Kai: Vr abducted me when I was brushing my teeth! It's all over...we're free!

Lloyd: I think I am gonna miss her.

Zane: ...do you think we'll see her again?

Nya: Probably yes.

Kai: Hopefully not.

Ninja: ...

Kai: Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?


(back at the DND building)

Vr: Well, that ends it all. You guys are free to go.

Sakura: But what about you and Marune?

Vr: We have to stay and clean up. Don't worry...we'll be fine.

Chase: Okay. See you around then.

(Chase's wings sprout out. Sakura jumps on his back and they both ride out the window. Vr and Marune begin sweeping the floor and stacking chairs.)

Marune: ...what will you do now that you're no longer needed here?

Vr: Well, what are you doing?

Marune: I'm gonna go meet up with my family.

Vr: Yeah, don't tell me how reproduction works. I'll find a job somewhere, I promise.

Marune: Working for the author?

66samvr: She kinda has no choice-

Vr: Shut up, you ruined the moment here! You'll see me around, don't worry.

Maruen: How do you know?

Vr: I'm supposedly "crazy", remember? Don't I have no clue why you guys all say that. I am not crazy! Where did anybody get that idea!? It's not even true-

Marune: Yeah, yeah...


So that's it. The end of DND.
I wanted to leave off with a bit of a heartfelt scene. It just felt...like a better idea than something funny.

This story was the first story that I ever wrote for Fanfiction. That's right, the crazy but lovable Vr and the adorable but threatening cat-hybrid Marune have been with me since the beginning. If you were to compare the first chapter to this one, you'd see that I've really improved. By a lot.

Thank you. All of you. I would try and name names, but then we'd be here all day. You know who you are. You know what you've contributed, what you've led me to accomplish. But in reality, DND wouldn't have had the success it did if it wasn't for those who sent in dares, who laughed at the humor, who challenged the people who said I violated guidelines (I am still on the Reportable Offense list, by the way). Just thanks. From the bottom of my crazy zany heart.

For the very last time, I hope you enjoyed this chapter of DND. I'll be back, I always am. (evil laughter as the author disappears into the shadows).