Know Your Smashers

Chapter 55: Duck Hunt


A certain dog and duck duo were next up in the hot seat.

Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...

The dog and duck both nodded in response.

Duck Hunt Dog...really freakin' hates ducks.

The dog and duck looked at each other in confusion. What kind of bogus fact was that? They were really the best of friends!

Duck Hunt Dog...has killed over 500 ducks, including your own brothers.

The duck shot a look at the dog, who only shrugged and grinned sheepishly.

Don't believe me? Here, I'll show you.

Several bodies of dead ducks then landed on the floor. The duck was shocked at this and got even angrier.

Duck Hunt Dog...the duck wants revenge on you for killing his brothers.

Before either could react, the announcer threw a shotgun right in front of the seat. They stared at it for a long moment in silence.

Oh, come on, don't be shy, duck. I know you want to grab that gun and give that ruthless, s**t-eating bastard what he deserves.

The duck then flew over to the shotgun. It managed to grab it with its wings and pointed it at the with a smug look on its face. The dog's eyes widened and he knew right at that moment that he was screwed.

*BANG!*

A bullet shot right through one of the legs of the seat and it cause the whole thing to collapse. The dog quickly got up and began to run for his life as the duck chased him with the shotgun.

Now you know the ruthless, s**t-eating bastard, the Duck Hunt Dog!

And with that, the announcer then took out a bucket of popcorn and put on 3D glasses as he watched the duck continue to try to shoot the dog with the shot gun.