My Fullmetal Drabble Collection
by Ulquiorra9000
Chapter 50: Imitation
Van Hohenheim snorted as he saw a promotional poster for that new country band, Grilled Steaks, at a town a few miles outside Central City. What did Ed know about the rural life and its woes? Hohenheim has been all 'round these parts!
"Ooohhh, I been 'round, yeah I been 'round and 'round and lived this country liiiiiife..." Hohenheim bought a slot at the town's pub and sat on a stool, singing loudly as he twanged his acoustic guitar. "I let my heart and soul soar in these open skies, oh yeah-eah! Whoooooo!"
He winced when the crowd booed and threw all kinds of stuff at him. Retreat! Hohenheim used his guitar case as a shield as he exited, and he trudged down the road. Maybe he'd catch a Grilled Steaks show sometime and see what sonny boy Ed was doing right...
