"You know what would be really funny?" Morro remarked, lounging on the top bunk of Lydia's bunk bed as his girlfriend scribbled on a clipboard below him.
"Hmm?" She hummed absently.
"If instead of just telling your friends what happened to you, how about you write about it instead, and post it as a story, then, in the very last chapter, reveal that it actually happened. Like, put this conversation in it." Lydia blinked, looking up at him.
"That's… a really good idea. I'm gonna do that."
"Thanks. Can I read your fics now?"
"No you can't."
