PEOPLE: IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING, THEN YOU NEED TO GET YOUR BUTT OFF YOUR CHAIR AND GO SEE IT!
I'm very passionate about these things xD
But seriously, go watch it. It's amazing. TOM HOLLAND IS…. you already know. XD But my friend literally has THE BIGGEST crush on him, and it's hilarious (she had this fangirl moment when we were in the car and all the girls from my youth group WHO DO NOT KNOW WHAT FANGIRLING IS got really concerned. I just sat there and laughed. Also, she's on Wattpad, so you should go follow herrrr! Her username is DalvieCurtis.)
Anyhoo, obviously, today we're reacting to Spider-Man: Homecoming. If you HAVE NOT SEEN IT, I will try and not give away too much, but if you don't want any spoilers (whether major or minor) I would suggest just reading these author's notes and then reading something else XD)
LES GO!
R.R.
Someonewhodoesntcare: Same. Oh, Biana is going to be one of the last to leave, right before Keefe leaves XD they're both stubborn about the dumbest things sometimes :P Sophie will probably leave next.
thelittlepurplepuffball: Yep, it went from 1 to 100 real fast. That's what happens when you're friends with guys like Keefe and Tam XD LINH SHIPS IT SO NOW IT HAS TO BE REAL (just kidding.) XD
thelittlepurplepuffball: Oh, it's fine! Don't worry about it :)
Eeveelutions Are Awesome: YOU TELL 'EM! XD "MUAHAHAHAHAHA"
ProjectMoonlark101: I'm more into Imagine Dragons and X Ambassadors. Nice xD FOUR DAYS HERE WE GO! #COMEANDTAKEITY'ALL! Yeah, I don't think I'm getting that record back. :(
ProjectMoonlark101: Y'know, I don't know. But obviously the elves would think them stupid because they're SOOOO much better than us XD
HAHAHA I AM SO SUBTLE xD (I always put it there, so get ready to be ANNOYED!)
I KNOW I AM SO SAD WAHHHHH (I literally died laughing reading that number. I don't think Scott or Mitch would leave, because, y'know, them and Kirsten are like the founders and stuff.
BUT AVIIIIIIIII WHYYYY
Also, who do you ship with Sophie? I don't think I've ever known.
DanceHamiltonForever: Yeah, we ended at the beginning of June, so we start early. But in my city, everyone started the 14th, so I guess it's just different where you live. Dang, your sister is in a higher math class than I am in XD I'm just doing geometry with all these 10th graders. They don't offer APs at my school, only honors, so I'm taking Honors Geometry, English, and History. Also, from what I've heard, colleges aren't accepting APs anymore, but don't quote me on that, because tons of people are saying different things.
DanceHamiltonForever: Haha, it's totally fine. Sometimes you just need to RANT YO BUTT OFF XD Also, I've been DYING to see Hamilton, but tickets are about 100% out of my price range XD they're over a thousand dollars in New York, which thankfully I do not live in, but HOLY COW!
DanceHamiltonForever: Thank you! Yeah, FF does that to prevent spam comments. It's mainly annoying, though.
TwilitEclipse (Guest): Yeah…. Who really knows these days XD Thank you! I read it in The Selection series, and I immediately loved the word (although it's not exactly a word to say a lot to people) Yeah, it's definitely not that common. That's why I like it :)
Strawberry: I agree 100%! Also, I've been praying for you! (You're actually a lot older than I thought. That or you just have friends who are super old XD) Hope you're doing better!
Strawberry: XD I have no words for that
Strawberry: Yeah…. I don't know…. I was just there…. Completely confused XD
booksaremylife (Guest): WHAT THE CHIMICHANGA, LADY?! XD I love saying that. I wish I was a twin. Or that I had a brother. I have a sister, and I love her to pieces, but I feel like it would be cool to have an older brother. I don't know why. XD I'm random.
Aferot (Guest): Ooh, that would be fun! I'll put that on my list :)
sophieelizabeth: XD My bad. I don't know… you'll have to ask Mrs. Stinkbottom.
Kotlc fan (Guest): Thank you! Ah, I love massage chairs! :)
Hollystar of Thunderclan (Guest): I don't think Keefe can do that XD I love Polaroids. They're amazing.
Hollystar of Thunderclan (Guest): *sigh* I know… I think I just got out earlier than y'all did. Yeah, they just fight…. It's pretty funny, though.
Darling01 (Guest): WOW. Y'all share ONE ROOM?! It must be a REALLY big room. My sister and I share a room (much to my disappointment.) She's not exactly the cleanest person, if you know what I mean.
~Maddie~
Keeper of the Lost Cities React: Spider-Man: Homecoming
Maddie: *fangirl moment* "THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD, GUYS!"
Keefe: "Is this Spider-Man guy awesome-r than the Dark Knight?"
Sophie: "Awesome-r is not a word, Keefe."
Keefe: "Aw, Foster, don't be such a teacher. Of COURSE it's a word!"
Dex: *epic facepalm*
Maddie: "Spider-Man is better than Batman, Keefe. He doesn't have a stupid raspy voice. And he isn't all "I'm an orphan. I have no friends." Plus, he's just a regular teenager living in Queens, which is so much cooler than the whole "alien superhero" type guy."
Keefe: "He doesn't sound better than the Dark Knight."
Maddie: "Well, he is."
Dex: "Batman kinda reminds me of Tam."
Tam: "How so?"
Keefe: "Is there any explanation needed for that?"
Tam: "Yes."
Fitz: "No."
Maddie: "Y'all too good to watch the dang movie?"
Biana: "I just know this is going to be terrible."
TWO HOURS AND THIRTEEN MINUTES LATER (that's the actual length of the movie)...
Biana: "Oh. My. God. PETER PARKER IS THE CUTEST GUY I'VE EVER SEEN!" *squeals*
Fitz: "Of course Biana goes crazy."
Keefe: *wiggles eyebrows* "I prefered Liz."
Sophie: "You do know that the actress who plays Liz is 27?"
Keefe: *does the stupid eyebrow wiggle thing* "Age doesn't matter in the Lost Cities."
Maddie: "Oh my gosh, Keefe, Laura Harrier isn't an elf! And you are 14, nowhere near her age!"
Keefe: "Doesn't matter." *winks*
Fitz: *disgusted* "I will slap you."
Tam: *in the corner barfing at Keefe's gross-ness*
Linh: *is really confused*
Sophie: "Um…. how about we talk about our favorite scene in the movie."
Biana: "I LIKED ANY SCENE WITH PETER PARKER! AND WHEN HE TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT—" *squeals* "HIS ABS!"
Sophie: *facepalm*
Keefe: *snickers*
Biana: *smirks* "You know, Sophie, Fitz here has abs too."
Tam: "Um, WHERE THE HECK IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING?!"
Linh: *is probably going to barf because her cinnamon roll-ness has been tainted*
Dex: *is already throwing up because he is more of a cinnamon roll than Linh*
Fitz: *is unnaturally red* "Why'd you bring that up, exactly?"
Biana: "Oh, no reason."
Maddie: "Did any of you guys even watch the movie?"
Biana: "I watched all the scenes with Peter in them!"
Sophie: "So then you watched the whole movie."
Biana: "No, not the lame spider thing parts, just the ones where you can see his gorgeous face!" *swoons*
Keefe: "Do I know this girl?"
Fitz: "I never knew her."
Dex: "I watched it."
Maddie: "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW, DEX!"
Dex: *all red* "Um…. okay….. It was kind of confusing, to be honest. I mean, Liz was pretty old for Peter, and then they don't even end up together, and like, it's just kinda weird."
Maddie: "Tom is better with Zendaya."
Biana: "You mean me."
Sophie: "He's a human, Biana."
Biana: "A GORGEOUS human!"
Maddie: "THAT'S IT WE ARE DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS"
SOMEBODY'S SALTY AND IT'S NOT TAM THIS TIME xD
