Warning: Even weirder than usual. Not very good. Kinda short. I have know idea what the mallowmelt it is.

DragonMoon88: Hi.

L: Yay for oxygen! Of course there are, have you SEEN the fandom?

Guest: I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU'RE MIDNIGHTBUNNY OKAY? IF YOU AREN'T THE MEME IS STILL GOOD.

MidnightBunny: Ah yes I love that meme. YOU DO REALIZE THAT'S BASICALLY EVERY CHARACTER, RIGHT? PLEASE NARROW IT DOWN TO 3 CHARACTER REQUESTS MAXIMUM. Sokeefe already IS the most voted for ship, but I can put your announcement on here anyway.

Country-Fangirl: Yay! Hmm... did you kill... FITZROY!? Popcorn chocolate popcorn chocolate mallowmelt blue cookies mallowmelt desserts I'm going crazy random random random.

... okay wow what was that even.

Keephie-13: Thanks! You do? I mean... OF COURSE YOU DO! Lol. Mine too.

BookLover3212019: I'm going to make them react to Sophie Foster X Sophie SFGAE (I forget her last name lol) AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!

LunaLovegood397: That's one way of putting it... idk she probably is. YAY WYLIE TORTURE! IT'S A SMALL PERCENTAGE OKAY? Thanks!

ANNOUNCEMENT:

MidnightBunny says: Fangirls unite! If you go to this website and vote without an account and come back a few hours later we can bring up the numbers so that Sokeefe is the most voted for ship!

A Very Obsessed Fangirl disagrees. A Very Obsessed Fangirl knows that Team Foster-Keefe is already in the lead without cheating, and sophitz shippers already hate us, so we probably shouldn't give them more reason too. But if you want to do it, I can't stop you.

And now, the chapter!

Me: *Walking into the room where the reactions happen* Today is going to be a great reaction day! I have a great ship for them to react to! Yay! *Enters room*

Keefe and Sophie: *Kissing*

Linh and Wylie: *Kissing*

Dex and Marella: *Kissing*

Tam and Biana: *Kissing*

Fitz: *Is tangled in a chandelier and singing chandelier by Sia*

Me: Guys?

Me: GUYS!

All: *Keep on doing romance-y stuff*

Me: Guys! You have to react!

Wylie: *Stops kissing Linh* *Looks at me* *Smiles* *Resumes kissing Linh*

Me: *Grumbles* Teenagers.

*They all ignore me*

Me: That's it! I'm leaving! *Teleports away because I can do that now*

Me: Now what do I do?

Me: I should interview someone about ships.

Me: I should also punish them for not listening to me.

Me: Hmm... how about the triplets!

Me: YES I AM A GENIUS!

Me: Wait I'm talking to myself.

Me: *Teleports to Rimeshire*

Me: *Rings doorbell*

Juline: Hello! Hey, I remember you! What ship is it this time?

Me: Dex was too busy kissing Marella to listen to me so now I want to interview the triplets.

Juline: Sure! Warning: You might get hit by a snowball.

Me: Good! It's really hot where I live! That's why I'm staying indoors and typing this piece of trash.

Juline: What?

Me: Never mind. *Yells* BEX! LEX! REX! TIME TO ANNOY YOUR BROTHER!

Bex, Lex, and Rex: *Run to me so fast it's scary*

Bex: Annoying Dex?

Lex: We love annoying Dex!

Rex: How can we annoy Dex!

Me: Well, you see, your brother has reached that point in life where he falls in looooooooooooooooooooooove!

Lex: Ew!

Bex: Disgusting!

Rex: Revolting!

Me: I know, right? But there are a lot of people with very strong opinions on who Dex should loooooooooooooooooove! So I'm going to give you some options and you're going to tell me what you think. Sound good?

Bex: And this annoys him?

Me: Very much. Especially since he has a girlfriend now.

Rex: Ooooooooooooooooh!

Lex: Who?

Me: I'll tell you at the end. Anyway, you know all of Dex's friends, right?

Lex: Yeah.

Me: Okay. What would you think if he dated Sophie Foster?

Rex: Um, well, they're kind of cousins... so that's a little... weird...

Lex: Yeah. If they weren't adoptive cousins I would ship them.

Bex: Didn't she friendzone him?

Me: How do you know that?

Bex: I read his diary. Duh.

Me: Honestly that makes sense. Okay, how about Biana?

Lex: No, she's mine!

Rex: No, she's mine!

Lex: Mine.

Rex: Mine.

Lex: MINE!

Rex: MINE!

Me: GUYS! Biana is not a piece of property. She is a real human- uh, elvin being, and she can choose who she wants to loooooooove. And she did not choose either of you. She chose Sir Salty Shadows. (YES THAT'S HIS NAME NOW DEAL WITH IT)

Bex: Who?

Me: Tam.

Bex: Did you give everyone a weird nickname?

Me: Yep! Your brother is the poor underappreciated technopathic cinnamon roll. Keefe is Lord Hunkyhair, Fitz is Ritzroy Savory Cracker. Actually, I don't really have any for the girls. But nicknames are fun! Just as long as they're not, like, from the actual name. Ew.

Lex: *Stage whispering* SHE HAS PROBLEMS.

Me: YES I DO. Okay, so next is Linh!

Lex: She's the hydrokinetic, right?

Me: Yep.

Bex: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no DINH CAN DIE IN A HOLE!

Rex: NO I LIKE DINH! I SHIP IT! CINNAMON ROLLS UNITE!

Lex: I guess Dinh isn't that bad.

Me: Remember the Dinh chapter from, like, ancient times? I turned my best friend into a potato. Ah, the good old days.

Bex: Okay what the MALLOWMELT

Me: You uncultured swines have no respect for classic literature AKA this fanfic. Anyway, how about Marella?

Lex: I SHIP!

Bex: It's not OTP, but I ship it.

Me: How do you know these terms?

Bex: I'M A HAMILTON FANGIRL AND I SHIP LAMS!

Me: We are friends now. What about you, Rex?

Rex: I like it!

Me: Excellent, excellent. Now... SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX! Yes or no?

Lex: What?

Me: You uncultured swines! You don't even know the proper ship names for the fandom you live in! FedEx means Fitz and Dex.

Lex: No not wonderboy.

Rex: Anything but wonderboy.

Bex: I SHIP IT LIKE FEDEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

Me: We are now very close friends. Anyway I promised I'd tell you who Dex is dating so... *dramatic pause* It's the cover.

Me: Just kidding, it's Marella.

Me: Oh darn I'm talking to myself again.

Me: I hope you enjoyed the chapter.

Me: Please review.

What is this even?