Procrastination and laziness. My arch enemies. That and Youtube. I've been watching Markiplier and jacksepticeye for the past month.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Now, for our next guidance: Pitto er... Dark Pit


"Hi, Pitto!" said Pit.

"Stop calling me that!" said Dark Pit.

"I don't know what else to call you. Saying Dark Pit just seems weird to me." said Pit.

"Looks like our little angels are about to fight." said Palutena.

"My Pit versus your Pit!" said Viridi.

"My Pit? Pitto works for Viridi now?" said Pit.

"Yeah..." said Dark Pit.

"What happened to "This Pit's no pawn" thing?" said Pit.

"After I saved your life back at the Rewind Spring, I lost Pandora's power to fly. Viridi withdrew me and we had a deal. She makes me fly and I do her dirty work." said Dark Pit.

"Yep and I love having an angel. Cragalanche, Arlon, and Phosphora are all nice and great at their jobs, but you can never have enough generals." said Viridi.

"Maybe I should get a few more champions. Pit can certainly handle things by himself, but he does have to have me to help him through every once and a while." said Palutena.

"I thought this guidance was about Pitto." said Pit.

"Yeah, you're supposed to give me tip about fighting Pit Stain over there." said Dark Pit.

"Okay, well... You two are virtually identical aside from slightly tweaked moves and different Final Smashes." said Palutena.

"This match will be determined through skill and luck." said Viridi.

"Did I miss the Pitty fight? I brought popcorn." said Hades.

"Enough banter. Let's fight." said Dark Pit.

"I agree." said Pit.

"IT'S ON!" shouted both angels.


I hope you liked this one.

Once I'm done with this, I can write some guidance for characters who didn't get in. The characters I will write about will be based on what you guys write in reviews for this and the upcoming guidance fic and/or the results of the new poll I put up on my profile. For the time being, try not to request third party characters and please no ridiculous suggestions (I'm looking at all you Gokus and Shreks and Freddy Fazbears and Wii Remote Safety Guys.)

Also, my friend code is on my profile. Go there if you want it so you can fight me in Smash Bros for 3DS, but PM me with your friend code first. If you want to challenge me, PM me first about it. My Nintendo Network ID on my Wii U is SuperMario643DS. Before you add me please PM me yours first. Maybe we can play Smash, Mario Kart, or Splatoon in the future.

Next guidance is Mega Man.

See you guys then!