"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Jutsu/Kurama Talking"

Chapter 55


The members of the Uzumaki clan and one guest was seated around a large rectangular table. The clan meeting was held in the Uzumaki's dining room. Kushina who sat at the center of the table started the meeting.

"Uzumaki Tayuya" she read from a paper.

Tayuya - who sat to Kushina's right - eyebrows twitched "Do I have too?" she whined but only got a glare as answer from Kushina.

"Present.." Tayuya said in almost a whisper.

"Uzumaki Naruto"

"That's Uzumaki Namikaze Naruto also known as Senju to you, woman" Naruto sat at Kushina left responded.

Kushina gave him the same glare she gave Tayuya earlier causing Naruto to sweat drop "Present.."

"Honorary clan member, Tsunade Senju"

"Present" Tsunade sat across the table right in front of Kushina, she had sent a shadow clone to partake in the clan meeting.

"And our guest, Yuhi Kurenai"

"Present, kaa-sama!" she said cheerfully.

"Just 'Present' is enough, ttebane!" Kushina snapped back at the red eyed woman who to no one's surprise sat next to Naruto.

"Forgive me, kaa-sama!"

Before Kushina could tell Kurenai to not call her that, a slightly irritated Tsunade raised her voice and spoke "Get on with it already, you know I hate these kind of things"

"Right, let's start with the less important matters before we move on with the reason I called this meeting" Kushina said making Tayuya want to hit her head on the table.

"I will start with a personal matter" Kushina continued "For a while now some of my newly bought panties has gone missing. I believe that we have a pantie thief on the loose"

Kurenai and Tsunade turned to Naruto and glared at him "Pervert" they accused while Tayuya was staring down at the table.

"Me?" Naruto pointed to himself in confusion "I'm not interested in taking any of your panties unless I'm removing them directly from your body, dattebayo" Naruto grinned as she finished talking.

Before more shouts of pervert could be aimed at Naruto, Kushina came to his defense "This started before Naruto got back, I'm sure that it's not him"

"It's me" Tayuya admitted in almost a whisper.

"You?" Kushina questioned "Why?"

Tayuya scowled "I grew out of my old ones and I fucking hate shopping. I'm just borrowing them, you can have them back"

"You should have told me, I would have taken you shopping" Kushina said with a kind smile aimed towards Tayuya who frowned "I told you I fucking hate shopping!" she yelled.

Kushina sweat-dropped "Well that matter is settled, that's all I had for today's meeting, is there anyone else that wants to add something?"

She got no response for a few seconds until Tayuya was about to raise her hand but changed her mind.

Kushina who noticed that Tayuya wanted to say something but changed her mind asked "What's on your mind, Tayuya-chan?"

"It's nothing.. it's just" Tayuya's cheeks gained a red tint she then spurted out in almost a yell "I don't think the shithead should walk around naked in the house anymore!"

"What?" Kurenai said dangerously to Naruto while Tsunade raised an eyebrow "Naked?" she questioned.

"So it begins!" Naruto said dramatically as he folded his arms above his chest. Naruto had been warned by Itama not to surround himself by to many bossy women, never let yourself be pushed around was that Itama used to say.

"It happened one time when I didn't know you two were around" Naruto defended himself.

"So you walk around naked as well, you little pervert?" Tsunade asked with disgust "I say we hang him"

The others ignored Tsunade's suggestion. Kurenai dragged Naruto by his ear "You are not allowed to show yourself naked to anyone but me from now on, got that?"

Kushina stood up and waved her hands in front of the table "Calm down all of you!" She waited for everyone to focus on her before she continued "This is not a serious matter and has no place in an Uzumaki clan meeting"

Tayuya stood up at pointed at Kushina accusingly "But your pantie problems are!?"

Kushina chuckled at that "They cost me a lot of money, Tayuya-chan.."

Tayuya lowered her head in shame "Oh, I'm sorry I will pay for them"

Kushina patted Tayuya on the back with a smile "There is no need for that" she then turned her focus back to Naruto "You do whatever you feel is right Naruto"

Naruto nodded to that, he knew that she meant, both Naruto and Kushina enjoyed seeing the other naked. The other were confused by what Kushina meant with that but choose not to question it.

Kushina then decided to move on to the important part of the meeting "Okay now on to the main reason I called this meeting, Kurenai and Naruto have requested to have Kurenai move in with us" They decided to settle the matter by voting.

Tayuya was quick to say she wouldn't want Kurenai anywhere near where she sleeps, Tsunade was wondering how this situation had happened. Kurenai had earlier requested her permission to get Naruto's help with an 'emergency' and now she finds out that Kurenai is need of a home. Just what happened to her jounin?

It was Tsunade's turn to vote after Tayuya's obvious no. Tsunade folded her hands under her chin in thought "I don't see why not, you have plenty of empty rooms in this big house and if Kurenai needs a place to stay then we should take her in"

Kushina tilted her head at that "I don't think you understand the situation, auntie"

"Don't call me that" Tsunade snapped before calming herself "What is it I don't understand?"

"It's not like she has been thrown out of her home or anything, she only wants to move in with us because she wants to live with Naruto" Kushina explained as she stared at Kurenai who decided this was the perfect timing to hug Naruto's arm to herself. Tsunade saw it and it caused her eyes to widen in surprise.

"Oh" Tsunade exclaimed in a bored tone, she wasn't surprised but she was a little disappointed. She had thought that Kurenai was one of her very few normal jounins but after today she would have to reevaluate that thought.

"Would Kurenai moving in with you make you happy, Naruto?" Tsunade asked Naruto who nodded in response. Tsunade folded her arms under her chest "Then I'm against it" She wouldn't allow anything that would make the "little pervert" happy.

Tayuya laughed in victory "Then it's settled! It's three against one!"

Kushina shook her head "That's true but there is still the problem of Naruto moving out if we don't let Kurenai live here" She turned to Naruto and added "Do you have anything to say?"

Naruto nodded before standing up, he bowed halfheartedly before speaking "Honorable Uzumaki clan members" Naruto paused due to the others having different and audible reactions to the way he spoke.

Tsunade snorted while staring at any place that wasn't Naruto. Tayuya laughed finding it hilarious seeing Naruto this way. Kurenai was holding up her hand trying to stop Naruto, thinking he was making fun of the seriousness of the clan meeting. Kushina stared at him with a calculating look on her face. One wrong word and she would take action.

"I understand why you wouldn't want this she-devil in your home" Kurenai kicked his feet under the table but Naruto ignored it "But before you make your decision, you need to know what Kurenai has to offer by living with us"

"What she has to offer?" Kushina repeated sounding a bit curious.

"Yes" Naruto said with a nod "She asked to move in with me last year, I refused it obviously" Naruto explained while Kurenai hit him lightly on his arm "She did offer to wash my clothes, do the dishes and help out with anything else around the home" Naruto then turned to Kushina dramatically, his face really close to hers "Doesn't that sound nice, dattebayo!?"

Tayuya snorted "As if that's going to change our minds.." Just as Tayuya finished speaking Kushina had walked over to Kurenai's seat and hugged her "Welcome to the family!"

"EHH, NEE-CHAN!?" Tayuya shouted comically with her jaw dropping while Tsunade shook her head at the antics of her family.

"I wasn't done, she has more to offer" Naruto said with a frown "She has nice long sexy legs, big rounds boobs, a firm but also soft..." Naruto stopped as he sensed the incoming danger that was his female company. He let them assault his face this time since he was happy and contended. His first woman was now living with him, now he just had to get the rest.

Before they ended the meeting they were in for another surprise.

"I think me and Shizune should move in with you as well so we can help you out" Tsunade began causing the others eyes to widen in surprise except for Naruto who weakly gave a thumbs up in approval. Tsunade explained her reasons for moving in which was, helping Kushina take care of the home, she would be closer to her student Tayuya, she could raid Naruto's sake storage. And most importantly..

"Make sure that no funny business goes on within this house, Naruto is still just a boy" she finished.

With different thoughts and feelings on how the meeting went, they returned to what they were doing before the meeting. Naruto and Kurenai had to move her stuff into one of the empty rooms. Kushina and Tayuya returned to their backyard for more training while Tsunade's clone dispelled returning the memories to the original.


Later that evening

Kurenai had been settled into her new room that was on the second floor with the others. Also Tsunade and Shizune had received a room each as they had moved in the same evening. Shizune after a long day at the hokage's office had fallen asleep early. Tsunade had disappeared somewhere, probably back in her old house drinking in her lonesome.

Kushina could be seen standing outside the door to Naruto's room wearing only a bathrobe. She was standing guard to keep Kurenai but also Tayuya who she had found out had on several occasions shared a bed with Naruto, out of his room. The reason she was dressed in only a bathrobe was because she had just showered. She also had a plan for Naruto when the others had fallen asleep, a plan where she enters the room and removes the bathrobe then makes one of her erotics dreams become reality.

She had been standing here for twenty minutes already and during that time she had seen Kurenai peek out of her room ten times already. Kurenai was of course waiting for Kushina to leave so she could sneak into Naruto's room. A sleepy Tayuya had attempted to just walk passed Kushina into Naruto's room only to be dragged back to her room.

It was an hour later when Kushina decided to act on her plan. Kurenai had not peeked out of her room for over thirty minutes which meant she had either fallen asleep or given up. Kushina opened the door and let her bathrobe fall to the ground as she grinned towards the bed where she saw..

"TSUNADE!?" Kushina shouted loudly seeing a the back of a clothed Tsunade straddle a shirtless Naruto's waist. Tsunade turned around and slurred "What?" she then narrowed her eyes at Kushina "Why are you naked?"

"What are you doing in bed with my son?" Kushina countered.

With gritted teeth Tsunade answered "The little pervert used Hiraishin to bring me into his room, now he's not letting me go" Tsunade tried to make it look like the only reason she was straddling Naruto was because she planned on punching his face in until he let her go back to her room.

Naruto grinned at his naked mother "Hey mom" he said then. His grin quickly disappeared as Tsunade launched a chakra covered punch straight into his face before standing up to face Kushina.

"Again, why are you naked?"

Kushina scratched the back of her head with a weak laugh "Eheh, I dropped my bathrobe from the surprise of seeing you with him" she tried.

Tsunade stared intently at Kushina "Kushina" was all she said while Kushina answered "Yes?"

"Get out!" She yelled pointing at the door. Kushina grabbed her bathrobe before retreating to her own room, a bit ashamed of having being caught. But she was happy that it was Tsunade and no one else that caught her, at least she wouldn't judge her to much.

With a shake of her head Tsunade closed Naruto's door before returning to the bed smiling at Naruto "Now where were we.." she said before she threw her arms around Naruto and smashed her lips together with his lips.

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"When you play the game of Naruto, you win or you die."


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