A/N: Well, thanks to some bros, we reached over 200 reviews! I'll tell you guys all about it in the epilogue.
I still own nothing.
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50) And for frick's sake, stop writing sexual notes and putting them in each Avengers' room. TONY!
Tony scribbled a note onto the little piece of paper, as it was prank time. Clint had suggested this idea to him during one of their troublemaker meetings in the basement. Tony had liked the idea so much that he decided to do it to all the party pooper Avengers.
As soon as he finished the notes, he went on his journey to place them in the proper rooms.
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Steve walked into his room to grab something for training. Approaching his shield, he was about to take it, when he saw the small note taped to the front.
He pulled it off and started reading.
Hey sexy captain. I've seen you save the world and all those people, and I just wanna tell you how much that made me love you. You're so HOT in that spandex and so SEXY when you throw your shield. Just like Agent Coulson, I watch you sleep every night through the window. I know I may seem creepy, but I'm actually a very nice person when you get to know me. Why don't you meet me in the back alley one day and I won't kidnap you or do anything perverted?
-A not crazy obsessed girl
P.S. I heard your a virgin. Want me to fix that?
"TONY! You did this, didn't you?!" Steve hollered once he had finished reading the note. It obviously wasn't a girl that wrote it, since it was in his teammates handwriting, and no girl he had met had ever been that creepy.
"Hehe, how'd you know?" the playboy asked, coming into the room.
"No girl is that creepy!" the captain yelled. "What the hell is going through your head when you make things like this?!"
Tony didn't listen to that last part, since he was too busy running away to see his other teammates reactions.
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Bruce walked into the lab and picked up a clipboard, writing a few equations. He was about to leave when he saw the letter taped to the computer screen. He pulled it off and read through the creepy sexual message.
Hello sexy man. I know who you are, and I think it's HOT. I don't care about your major anger issues, because I can help with that. I would let you "experiment" on me all you like. One day you'll walk in and find me laying across the lab table, and this time I'll be the one with no clothes. You and me, we can make some chemistry. ;)
-A totally not obsessed hot girl
"Okay, Tony, what the hell?" Bruce yelled once the other had come into the room.
"How does everyone know it's me?" Tony asked, still laughing.
"No girl is this creepy! And it's in your handwriting!" Bruce shouted, storming out of the lab.
Tony ran off to go see more reactions.
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Jarvis came into his room and looked through the drawers for something. He stopped when he saw a long letter on the bed. Picking it up, he read through the whole thing even though he instantly knew who it was from.
My amazing robot. When I first built you, I knew we had something. You would enjoy my little remarks and pick up lines. I knew I had to do more with it. So that's why I made you a human. Sort of. There is so much we could do with each other now that you're a human. And don't take this the wrong way. I'm not a crazy obsessed psychopath. I know, I've had some issues in the past, but things like that always happen. Just like Shaw, I may be a douchebag but I'm also a whore. As they say. I just want you and me to have something special. I want to violate your USB port.
-You should know who this is from
"What the fuck Tony?!" Jarvis shouted once he finished the note.
"It's true..." Tony told him from the doorway.
All the robot did was just storm out. However, Tony didn't care if his team judged him.
He would never stop.
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A/N: THE RULES ARE DONE! FUCK YEAAAAH!
oh yeah epilogue will be up with this
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