MATTHEWMOTHERFUCKINGWILLIAMS!

SOOO Matthew... I hear you like mudkips... is this true?

ignore that... uhh yeah anyways, your bear... he kinda ate my picnic that i
had planned for yesterday... :(

ignore that as well. So Matthew, how's life going for yall? You're adorable by
the way. I am Cat... so feel free to call me by my name... uhm sooo i was
thinking... and i found this stuff called Maple syrup... i sent a letter a
little while ago to Gilbert concerning this... Are you running out of ideas
for syrup? Cause... if you ever have like... an unnaturally large amount and
you dont know what to with the rest of it... i'll take it :D

soo yeah! Have happy... Mountie...ing... i guess...

-Cat


Dear Cat,

I don't really appreciate being called that and...I'm...not really going to answer that and choose to ignore that, eh. O_o *has just learned what that means*

Yeah I plan to,eh. He ate your picnic? Ah, desole, I could have sworn I kept him in the house all day, you sure it wasn't that Yogi bear that was in a polar bear costume?...Mon dieu, I sound like Alfred with my crazy idea's, eh. Oh its going, and going and going haha, how about yours? Oui, I have been told many times, merci :) okay, I will call you Cat, eh. hahaha a unnaturally large amount? How about this, grow yourself a maple tree and stick a...whats it called (ah, the name left me), pipe thing in the tree and wait. You'll have a lot :)...eventually... though depending where you are that may not work as well,eh. And as a Nation I'm personally not allowed to give anything to a human cause of...you know if you get sick by it then the country can get sued by the other nation. Thats almost as a sticky mess as syrup is, eh :)

*face palm* No offence but are you American?

Sincerely,

Canada.