A/N: Edward is back and he has some things to say...Thanks for reading!

« So? » Rose insists annoyingly.

« Nothing much really...the old routine, you know. » I try, unconvincingly.

« Come on, Edward! I've known you since forever, remember? There's something, I can tell. »

« Oh, yeah, like what? » I taunt her, my voice almost childish. Great.

« Oh, I don't know, like you've been laid? Your face glows so much it's disgusting. » She retorts with a smirk.

« My face glows? » I ask, laughing in spite of myself.

« Yes, bro you almost sparkle. » We burst in hysterical laughter together. It feels good.

« Fine! » I exclaim when I finally can breathe again. « Yes, I had sex but it didn't end well. »

« You mean you couldn't...? » She waves her hand towards my dick.

« No, it wasn't like that! It was great but she left immediately. »

Rose's eyes narrow. Oh, dear the beast is awake.

« Want me to kick her ass? »

He he, Rose is a fighter! Leave me your thoughts...