A/N - Since a few people wanted to know how Emmett was gonna redeem himself, I'll make that into a chapter, even though I had no intention of originally making one. (In fact I've already written it, its quite long… I just have to edit it) but I want to add two chapter before I put that one up, but I will add it eventually.

Most people seem to think I should just keep adding chapters to this one, so thanks for answering my question (I'll probably go with the majority decision) annnd I have another question for you all (but you don't have to answer if you don't want to) What are your 3 (or more) favourite chapters? (It will help me see what kind of things you all like to read and I'll try and add more in future chapters)

This a/n is getting ridiculously long so I'll explain the chapter in the bottom a/n

-Lanna

Notes.

Carlisle - bold, Esme - regular

Hello dear. :o)

Hello love.

How was your day?

Eventful... the Newton kid was brought in to A & E.

Oh no what happened? Was he badly hurt?

Relax, he was okay… apparently he was attempting to dye his hair bronze..

Oh my! you mean to look like..?

To look like Edward, yes... but turns out he had a reaction to the dye his face looked like a big red balloon, or maybe a human tomato… hmm…

Ah so that's why Edward was laughing as soon as you came in the door, he saw it in your mind?

Most likely… it was rather comical really…

Carlisle! That's a terrible thing to say!

Then why are you smiling like that?

I was… oh fine, it is funny… but you shouldn't say that out loud…

Technically I didn't, I wrote it… which by the way, why in the world are we passing notes?

The children are always writing them... I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

And do they live up to their expectations?

They kind of make me feel like a giddy school girl again passing notes hoping the teacher wont catch me…

I'm assuming Emmett is the "teacher" in this situation, and by getting caught you mean he can't eaves drop on our conversation…

Exactly! like that one time a few years ago when we were playfully arguing over which movie to watch…

Ah yes, you wanted to watch "Le Divorce" ...

But you wanted to watch Les Miserable's.

Then Emmett having misunderstood the conversation went nuts…

Mhmm and told Alice, Edward, Rose and Jasper that I wanted a divorce and you were miserable...

I swear that boy has the potential to start world war 3 over a misunderstanding…

Speaking of Emmett... any idea why he's been sulking about the house all day?

Oh he's being punished, he's not allowed to participate in any fun activities until further notice or until he redeems himself according to Bella and Alice

What did he do that made him need to be punished?

Apparently Bella told him her truck was bionic and he took her seriously.

Oh no tell me he didn't!?

Yes sadly he did... he drove her truck into a tree.

Will that boy never learn…

---Esme and Carlisle are laughing at Emmett's silly-ness just as Bella, Alice, Edward and Jasper walk into the room and give their "parents" amused looks before Alice and Bella start talking simultaneously saying how fun passing notes are---

A/N - Okay, I think this is by far my worst chapter yet… a few people asked me a while ago to include Carlisle and Esme in the notes, and that -points to writing above- is exactly why I haven't included them so far (this chapter was really just to prove a point)… I just find it unbelievably difficult to write Carlisle and Esme being really immature and out of character, its not so hard with the other characters. So there you go a sucky Carlisle and Esme chapter (which for the record was a one time thing, I don't think I'll be adding them into any future notes)

-Lanna