Chapter 55

(15 minutes earlier)

As Doofenshmirtz's lair was being destroyed, Agent P looked at Kim and Ron's hang-gliders right in front of him. He breathed a sigh of relief and diverted his hang-glider to a nearby designated alley way where he was to brief both Monogram and Carl.

In the alleyway, Monogram and Carl were waiting. Monogram was wearing a short-sleeved version of his outfit to accommodate for the brutal afternoon heat.

"Carl?!" Monogram shouted, "Why are you wearing a trenchcoat?!"

"Because, sir, it looks so cool in the movies!" Carl replied, as he was putting his hands in his pockets and beginning to sweat very heavily on his face.

"Carl! It's 90 degrees outside and you've not…" He began to take a single whiff and recoiled and gasped in disgust, "…taken a shower! Where is your brain, Carl?!"

"Sorry sir, but when I got to the showers, all the water was gone!" Carl whined.

Monogram replied with a gruff, "Where is that water tanker truck, by the way…?"

(cuts to a scene of the water truck being caught up in rush-hour traffic)

Agent P then arrived on the scene.

"Ah, Agent P!" Monogram exclaimed with delight, "I trust that your side mission of obtaining the aiming mechanism for the Amnesia-inator was a complete success!"

Agent P smirked and showed the aiming mechanism and handed it over to Monogram.

Monogram received it and shook Agent P's paw. "Good work, Agent P! A promotion will be in store for you!"

Carl uttered a little, "What about me, sir?"

Monogram rolled his eyes and grunted, "We're still not paying you, Carl…"

The intern then groaned.

Monogram turned back to Agent P and added, "Anyways Agent P, I bet that Doofenshmirtz is crying right now in a corner.


Back at the heavily-damaged lair, with about half the roof still standing, Doofenshmirtz was crying in a corner. He was completely covered in ash, in his underwear, and sucking on his thumb in a fetal position.

He cried, sucking his thumb, "I am worthless! I am pitiful! I am a schnitzel!"

Vanessa then came into the ruined lair from the elevator, for she happened to hear the explosion a few floors above her room.

"Dad… I was waking up from my nap and heard this loud explosion and…."

She gasped at the sight of her crying father in the fetal position.

"Dad…" Vanessa whined at this humiliating scene, "this is so embarrassing! Now I'll NEVER be able to prove to Mom that you're evil!"

Doofenshmirtz replied with tears in his eyes, "If you don't mind, Vanessa, I'm trying to wallow in despair over my failed scheme to humiliate my brother!" He gave another loud cry again.

Vanessa rolled her eyes and sighed, "Another day without an evil device to show Mom and…" Vanessa turned her head away from her father and began to stammer. "Is that…is that… some sort of an evil ray device thing?"

Heinz looked likewise at where Vanessa was pointing to.

They were pointing at one device that has suffered several dents and missing metal panels, but otherwise in fair condition. The remaining half of his lair was protecting it from the sunset.

Heinz, drying up his eyes with toilet paper, asked, "That must be some sort of ray… thing that can…. wait a minute! That must be Drakken's Building Transporter!" His eyes widened in surprise of how the Transporter survived the explosion.

"Hmm…he seems to have left it behind when the police arrested him and Shego…" Doofenshmirtz observed, scratching his chin.


Inside the paddywagon, a disappointed, and handcuffed, Drakken looked down In defeat.

"I don't get it, Shego!" Drakken moaned, "I had Kim Possible right there, but she got away again! And not to mention that Doofenshmirtz ruined my plans of entering the Oval Office!" He growled at the name.

Shego scoffed, covered in gum and cuffed with the special plasma-power-asorbing cuffs, "Again, Dr. D, if you only read between the lines, knowing that he would put self-destruct buttons on his machines like you do…."

"Hey!" Drakken snapped, "To be fair, I took several steps ahead while I worked on my Transporter! One, is that I didn't install a self-destruct device on my machine!"

"Wow….whoop-dee-doo for you, Dr. D…." Shego rolled her eyes around.

"Shego…you should be proud that I was a few steps ahead!" Drakken exclaimed.

"Yeah, and guess what…" Shego countered, "…we're STILL going to jail!"

"Whatever, Shego! Anyways, the other step that I took was that I built a backup mechanism for the Transporter!"

"Yeah, but where's that machine now?" Shego taunted.

Drakken screamed, thinking that his machine was destroyed in the explosion.


"So you're guessing….?" Vanessa questioned, trying to put the clues together.

"Which means that the police assumed that the Building Transporter was disabled!" Heinz concluded. "But I still wonder where that remote of his went to…"

He looked at a lever with a setting on 'Manual Backup' and an idea popped into his head.

"Vanessa, I got it!"

"Got what, Dad?"

Heinz smiled, grabbing the lever and grunting, "I think I should test this….device….to see…if it…still…works…"

He was out of breath and asked, "Vanessa…a little help please?"

Vanessa smirked, grabbed the lever, and pulled on it to the Manual Backup setting, "See? Piece of cake, Dad!"

"Wow, Vanessa!" Heinz exclaimed with delight, "You're getting the hang of it!"

"No problem, Dad, now let's see if that thing still fires…" Vanessa chuckled a little, hugging her father.

"Let's see….aim….fire!"

He fired the Transporter once, hitting a nearby bookstore and causing it to disappear.


In the outskirts of Danville, a farmer's wife complained to her farmer husband.

"You've spent out entire life savings on an area for a little country bookstore, but there's no construction materials anywhere! What, do you think a bookstore would just fall out the sky?"

The bookstore fell out of the sky in front of her.

The farmer replied, "There you go!"

The wife whined, "How do you do that?!"


"Well, what do you know…it still works!" Heinz stated, looking around the device, "Sure, it may be broken and dented in a few places, but with some patching up, it'll be good as new!"

A sudden ray of inspiration hit Doofenshmirtz, "Say… I think I might have a Plan B in store for my lousy brother, Roger!"

Vanessa was still skeptical, asking, "Are you sure?"

"Oh yeah, Vanessa, it will work alright!"

He gave an evil laugh.

And Vanessa thought to herself, smirking, And a perfect opportunity for Mom to show her what Dad's been doing!

Down below, Kim's Kimmunicator began to beep.

Kim grabbed it as Wade came on, "Wade, what's the sitch?"

"Kim…" Wade replied with wide eyes, "We've got some bad news!"

"What is it?" Kim asked with insistence.

"I think Professor Burner will explain everything!" Wade said, diverting from his screen to Professor Burner's office.

Burner, sitting in his ergonomic chair, leaned into the computer and said with glee, "Ah, Miss Possible!"

"Professor Bunsen Burner!" Kim exclaimed.

Ron questioned, "You know him?"

Kim recalled, "Remember, Ron, we saved him a week ago!"

Burner then chimed in, "Yes, you did save me from that deep sinkhole in the ground while I was studying the element composition of a few rare rocks!"

Kim smiled a little, "Oh, come on, Professor, anyone could use hairpins, extra-long chewing gum, and duct tape! So what can I do for you today…" Then she looked at the sun beginning to set in the west. "um….or maybe this afternoon for that manner!"

Burner's smile faded away, "But onto serious matters, Miss Possible! We have more information about the Rarium while you were fighting those mad scientists!"

Kim wanted to know, "OK, Professor, spill!"

Burner began his explanation, "According to our latest data results, it's been shown that the Rarium, when placed in a machine can split in half! As the machine exerts pressure on the Rarium, it splits itself as if it were a cell going through mitosis!"

"Mitosis?!" Ron asked, scratching his head, "Okay… my mind's really confused on this one…"

"And?" Kim asked, wishing to understand every detail of the updated information.

Burner continued, "The part of the Rarium that you have in your possession only has the ability to power up the machine!"

Kim was unaware of this, looking at the black box that protected the Rarium from sunlight, then insisted, "Whoa…so….where's the other half?"

Burner then looked through the notes that he took on the experiments and replied, "According to our logistics and specifics…the other half of the Rarium is inside…Drakken's Building Transporter!"

A surprised Kim recoiled back, "Wait a minute…wasn't his Transporter destroyed in that explosion at Doofenshmirtz's place?"

The professor then drew a blank stare and scratched his back before saying, "Um, yeah, about that…"

"And here comes the curveball…" Kim said.

"Drakken's machine…wasn't destroyed! Mr. Load uploaded me footage of one of Doofenshmirtz's security cameras that withstood the explosion!

"That…I didn't see coming!" Kim admitted. "Show me the footage!"

"Okay, Miss Possible!" Professor Burner sighed. His screen cut to some footage of Doofenshmirtz manually firing off the Transporter while Vanessa watched.

Kim was flabbergasted at how it was still able to fire and even more shocked that the police haven't impounded it.

"But…how did Drakken's transporter survive while Doof's –inator thing got destroyed?"

Burner placed one finger on his cheek, thinking for a moment before replaying, "Oh yes, about that! You see, the second part of the Rarium…"

"Which we don't have yet, KP!" Ron interjected.

"Ron! I'm trying to learn more info about a rare highly-radioactive element here!" Kim rebuked before her attention turned to the Professor. "Anyways…continue on, Professor!"

Burner continued, "That part that is still in the machine emits a green particle-like molecular shield with quintillions of molecules and quarks that not only allows the machine to continue to operate but it also protects it from most explosions…even though the machine has a few dents and bruises in it!"

"So in other words…" Kim deducted, "Doofenshmirtz might still plan something evil!"

The Professor then nodded his head, "And it's up to you to stop him! Professor Burner out!" He went off-screen as Wade came back on.

"You got everything, Wade?" Kim asked.

"Every word of it, Kim!" Wade agreed.

"So it looks like we need to stop Doofenshmirtz a second time and get the second Rarium from that machine!" Kim exclaimed the mission goals.

Wade nodded his head, "And you need Agent P's help also!"

"Okay, Wade! We'll get in touch with you once we get that second rock of Rarium!" Kim promised before turning off the Kimmunicator.

"Wait a minute, KP, I don't get it…" Ron said with some confusion in his voice.

"Get what, Ron? You heard what both Wade and the Professor said! We need to get the other piece of the Rarium and stop Doofenshmirtz!" Kim exclaimed.

"No, not that, KP! I mean learning stuff about the Rarium!" Ron replied, then beheld the afternoon sky "Come on, Kim, it's summer! The perfect time to chillax! We've got 104 days of summer vacation before school comes along to end it!"

"Sorry to bust your bubble, Ron…" Kim said, raising her eyebrow, "…but evil never ever takes a vacation!"

(cuts to a private island where a grinning Señor Senior Junior was relaxing underneath the large tanning bulb while henchmen fed him grapes from Europe and another one was fanning him with a palm branch)

"Aww…rats!" Ron complained.

Kim reassured him, "Don't worry, Ron! We'll get to celebrate once we defeat Doofenshmirtz!"

"Anyways," she continued , pulling out her grappling gun hair-dryer. "We have to warn Agent P!" Ron also took out his grappling gun as well.

She and Ron fired on a nearby ledge as they were thrusted up to the top of a building.