Sharp
Komamura & Soifon
Oomaeda walked down a long dank hallway. He would have said that you couldn't catch him dead in a place like that. Moreover, he would generally be right, but today he had a Shinigami Men's Association meeting to attend. Ahead of him, holding a kido light aloft was their president, Tetsuzaemon Iba.
"Tetsuzaemon-sousai, wait up."
Iba turned around, "Oomaeda-san, how's your sister doing?"
Oomaeda reached into his cracker bag, and pushed a crisp between fleshy lips before answering, "Which one? You know, Maremi-chan asks about you."
Iba choked, "Oh, uh," he floundered, "How's Soifon-taicho doing now?"
"You know, I thought losing an arm would slow her down, but she's just as feisty as before."
"After killing Tousen, Komamura-taicho hasn't been as easy going as he used to be."
Oomaeda stopped, "You know what Soifon-taicho needs?"
"You mean, besides a personality transplant?" Iba laughed at his own joke.
"She's not that bad," he defended, "and no, that's not what I was talking about."
Iba held out his hand, "Give me some crackers, my stomach hurts all of a sudden." Oomaeda gave the other man a handful before Iba continued, "What were you talking about?"
"Oh, I was going to say that they could use a date!"
Iba choked for real this time, slapping his chest and coughing for all he was worth, "You have got to be kidding! I heard that Soifon doesn't even like men."
"She does," Oomaeda smirked, "at least she likes me. And she's always talking about how she wished she had hearing or vision as sharp as Komamura-taicho."
"Those are just compliments, and not even said to his face," Iba crunched another cracker, and swallowed carefully before continuing, "Although, I have heard Komamura-taicho say that he sometimes wishes he were as stealthy and ruthless as Soifon-taicho." Iba and Oomaeda both rubbed their chins in thought. "Well, nothing will ever come of it, anyway."
"You know, I know of this really great restaurant," he said taking up the trek down the dark corridor.
"Are you talking like a blind date?" Iba re-lit the kido light and followed the bulkier man.
"Why not?" The large man stated, "It could be a double date, you and my sister!"
"That sounds…"
"Delightful?"
"I was going for 'disastrous'."
AN/ As requested by Thunderwolf66. Thanks for this one! -sousai is supposed to be 'president'. Maremi is Oomaeda's sister that looks eerily like him. The other sister is whom Iba is asking about. LOL I hope this a bit lighter hearted. I was reminded how serious I've been lately. With those words, I hope you enjoyed it, and please feel free to let me know what you're thinking!
