Dipper Braves Weirdmageddon
Part of The Cowardly Christians Shake up the Falls challenge
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Mabel led Waddles through the forest back towards the Mystery Shack, only she really wasn't. Mabel never had that good of a sense of direction and only ever navigated the forest in the past thanks to Dipper and now she was lost in it with her Pig.
"Aww Waddles we're lost! I wish Dipper was here... he always knew just where to go..." Mabel pouted.
"Oink."
Up in the trees a creature was perched are creature slowly stalking Mabel and Waddles, not picky about either target. The creature observed and followed silently.
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"A fairy blessing ceremony?" Dipper asked for hundredth time.
"yes oh savior." A fairy replied.
"You really should have asked." Tyrone interjected.
"the conditions were ideal and we had such a small window of opportunity. we started with only seconds to spare." Another Fairy replied.
"This is pretty cool that the fairies are forming a hover chair." Grenda said as Mrs Pines was being transported to the Shack. "Think you could do that for me?"
"we'd rather not die thank you." A Fairy said from the hover chair formation.
"Ohh burn!" Pacifica said before getting shoved by Grenda.
Dipper called up Mabel to tell her their mother was safe. Only the thing was she wasn't.
"Mabel? Yeah Mom's safe. She wasn't in any danger at all actually. Where are you? You're where? Mabel?! Are you there?!" Dipper cried into his Cell Phone.
"We gotta get back to the shack and split up!'' Pacifica said.
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Mabel led Waddles through the woods trying to get back to the shack.
"Waddles you okay?"
Waddles scurried into a hollowed out underside of a stumps.
"Come on! we gotta go!" Mabel tried pulling her pig out.
Suddenly a vicious creature flew by Mabel spooking her.
"SCRAAAAW!" The creature cried out.
"What the...?"
Mabel focused her attention to see the creature. It looked like a Bat and an Octopus had disgusting angry sex and the creature was the product of that drunken night.
"SCRAAAAW!"
"AN OCTOBAT!" Mabel screamed before swinging her baseball bat trying to ward the creature away from her. "GET AWAY!"
The Tentacled Bat with a rather bulbous head repeatedly turned back towards Mabel after every dodge of the Baseball Bat. After seizing the bat from Mabel in it's last dive it flew down for the kill when...
BAM!
The OctBat was intercepted midair.
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEE!" Griffin screeched at the OctoBat it pinned down with its front claw before throwing it into the woods away from Mabel.
"GRIFFIN!" Mabel cried out in relief before he trotted over to accept pets from Mabel.
"Hrrnnrnrrnnrnnr..." Griffin cooed happily before reaching into Waddles hidey hole and handing him to Mabel.
"You're a good boy Griffin." Mabel said before petting him some more.
Griffin flew straight up before landing back in the same spot he leapt from and started leading Mabel and Waddles to the Shack.
"Wow... I was taking Waddles the completely wrong direction." Mabel muttered to herself.
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Just as Mr and Mrs Pines settled back into the Shack and the Teens geared up for a search in the dark woods at night Mabel and Griffin returned from the woods with Waddles in Tow.
"Griffin saved me!" Mabel cried as she carried Waddles back to the Shack.
"Oh thank goodness!" Wendy said before slumping down on the porch couch.
"Wendy?" Connor asked as he peeked his head out of the screen door. "I'm sorry..."
"What for?"
"I let Waddles out." Connor confessed.
"It's okay, you made a mistake and nothing bad happened." Wendy assured the child. Still want to go for that ride?"
And with that Connor and Wendy flew off into the sky...
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End of chapter 56. Please review.
