"I am Moses! Thou shalt bow-ith before my awesomeness!" with that, Sirius pounded a staff onto the stone floor. God knows where he found it.

"Well part in half already, 'Puffs!"

The Hufflepuff's in question simply ignored him. They had discovered that if no one talked to He Who Belongs In St Mungo's Permanent Ward, he tended to shut up all that much quicker.

"Your leader is here!"

Remus face palmed. "Who gave that idiot a bible?"

"A bible...?"

"It's a holy book."

"Well it wasn't me." James paused. "Who carries a bibleto school anyway?"

Meanwhile Sirius continued to try and poke Hufflepuff's into doing his bidding.

It was surprising how much regret an "...oh..." could carry.

A/N: If you aren't Jewish/haven't ever heard the story of Moses, you probably won't get this. :)