A Hundred of His Darkest Hours
" consider
yourself on probation "


seventy-nine. Mermaid

"Hi, my name is Dug! It is very nice to meet you!" The dog sat in front of Vanitas, panting with its tongue sticking out.

Vanitas narrowed his eyes toward the dog, and did the most logical thing anyone would do in such a situation. He kicked it.

He had seen far too many weird things today. Mermaids, talking flowers, and now a talking dog? No way would he stand for it.

Vanitas heard the dog yelp as he walked away, but barely a second later, the dog ran after him.

"Could you be my Master?" The dog stared up at Vanitas with big, black eyes, practically grinning.

"You disgusting, filthy creature. Go away, before I snap you in hal-"

"Oh, yes yes yes!" The dog ran in circles around Vanitas. "You are my Master now! I am very excited."

"M-Master, can you see through that mask? Because I certainly doubt so. Don't worry! I will be your eyes. Watch out, a rock, Master! It is a rock! Make sure you do not trip!"