-1a/n I tank Moonchild101713, who reviewed lots, cuz I like to get reviews, and she made me laugh…and I also had to read some chapters… (coughbella'spregnantcough) that made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!! He he!!! I have no oreos today…grrrr…I miss milks best friend…grrr…I shall shut up now…so I may go and write a chapter… oh, and I thank someone who gave me this idea a long time ago…sorry…Ideas???
Notes With Bella and The Gang
Edward: bold italics Jacob(grrr): bold underlined
Alice: normal Bella: italics
But WHY!!!!!
We told you, we can't trust Emmett and Jasper to keep you safe, and we all have to go hunting!!!
Yes…sadly…my only choices were Jacob or Charlie…and Charlie is a human…who has threatened to kill me…and he can't keep you safe…
Hello?????? How about another one of dem werewolves, than the one who loves me??? And will try to kiss me!!
We asked them all, even that leaders' wife, they all said no…
Ummm…ummm…wait, we're in Katies' head! She could make one of you not need to go, perhaps Edward…?
Me: that's the only power I DON'T have, they all still have to hunt, and I want you to be forced to talk to mutt-man!!
So it's YOUR fault???????? Grrrr…Bella, I promise to be back as soon as I'm full.
And I'm keeping watch over you!
Can't you just make me into a vampire??? Katie can make you have a new treaty?
Me: sorry, I can't make you a vampire, and Edward is forcing everyone who is one not to do it…I wish I could, but I like Edward, and I'm sure he would give me a headache if I made you a vamp.
Smart child…smart…
Me: dude, don't say smart child, just call me smart!!
I admit, she is right, I would…
Grrr…I hate you, Katie,
Me: fine with me! Mutt-man's here!!
I saw that!! And the name is Jacob!
Who cares!!!
La tua cantante: dude, no one cares WHAT your name is, you're a MUTT!! A big, fat, stinky, MUTT!!
Hey…I'm only big when I'm in WOLF form…and big…and fat…
Liar! You stink all the time!!
Just give me Bella already!!!
Grr…
Your idea, Edward, but I'll still let you back out of it, if you want…
I can't…sorry, love, lamb chop…
Just hurry up, get out there, hunt, and get back! I'm gonna miss my lion if you don't…
-we leave, Edward and Alice leave, and Jacob and Bella are alone…eew…-
Sooo…wanna kiss?
No, never…
Wanna let me kill Edward and all the Cullens so that I can be with you??
No, cuz you would kill me too, I am marrying Edward soon, you know!!!
In notes??
No, we're going to wait until I feel like talking, then do it!!
Grrr…
Whatever, I DON'T LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO MARRY YOU, AND YOU'RE A MUTT!!
Pooey…
Ha! Pooey, that is stupid!!
Whatever!! And I imprinted on someone!
Oh yeah? Who?
Umm…a cat…
Suuuurree…what's this cat's name?
Blossom, and she's the prettiest kitty ever!! She is kind, and fat, but perfectly so! And half tabby, and she's a good listener!!
That's cuz she CAN'T TALK!!!
No, she says meow, and mew, and purrs all the time!!
That's cat noises, they all make that noise
Your wrong!!!
Bring her here then!
I can't…she's Katies' cat…and outside of her mind…
How do you talk to her??
I go to an area in Katie that's near her ear, and talk to her!!!
Weirdo…
Bloodsucker lover…
Werewolf that loves a cat…
Grrr…
EDWARD!!! COME HERE!!!!!
He can't see that.
But I made the decision to write it, so Alice saw that, and then she told Edward, or Edward saw it in her mind!!
-About 2 minutes of both of them growling at each other on the notes later, Jacob farts-
Hello? Say EXCUSE ME!!
Excuse you
Grr…you have no manners…
So? Does your dear bloodsucker say excuse me when he barfs after he eats human food??
Actually, EDWARD DOES!
Sure…
-after 5 minutes arguing about manners, Edward and Alice show up, eyes the brightest gold/topaz, and they take her, after conferring that Edward does say excuse me after barfing, and go to the Cullen house to have fun-
a/n I should have told you not to eat while reading this, so don't eat while reading the above!! Hehe…now, I have nothing to talk about…but I will tell you that I had another Twilight dream, consisting of robot forms of me, Edward, Emmett, Alice, Bella, Laurent, who is a girl robot(haha), Victoria, and James. Odd…seez yerz
