Dear Miguel,

It was Nixon who said you were girly, not me. And that dress really did match

your eyes. Franklin showed me a photo. That's a pretty dick move, even for

your own brother. If I had embarrassing photos like that of any of my

brothers, I would hold them over their head, and maybe show some of the

representations, but I wouldn't go showing local humans.

Well, you had fun and nobody got hurt. What more could you ask for? They

probably were looking away to avoid helping him or something like that. Ben is

a little sensitive to the sun, Nate I would imagine more so, but answer me

this: did you strip down to bathing suits when you went to the water park?

Hope things are going well up north.

Love,

Melissa "Massachusetts" Jones

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Bonjour Melissa

I was pretty mad. But I got my revenge later. My neighbours actually know that I'm a representative so there was no need for explaining. Although they did laugh quite a lot. The good thing is that I did pull off as a girl and a pretty girl at that!

Well I had to! The only t-shirt I wore over it got really wet. It was sticking to me like glue and it was really getting heavy so I took it off. The extra dress-shirt I brought also got wet so there was no point on wearing that. I don't see a problem on wearing only my swim trunks. It goes halfway to my thighs so t isn't that short. Is it? (Beatrice and Hungary insisted that I should wear it so I did.) Ben seemed to get really red all of the sudden. I asked if he needed to sit out but he told me he was okay. I checked his temperature but it wasn't in a feverish level even though he was getting redder by the second as I came closer to him. Weird huh? I thought Americans were used to the blazing sun? Nate seemed to be mad and also a bit red too. I said that I could go on the water slides with Jason without them but they insisted they should go too.

Oh yeah! There was also this really nice guy at the ice cream stand. He was really nice to me and was about the age of 18 I guess. He told me he worked there part-time for the weekends and lives nearby. He was nice enough to give me a free cone! Wasn't that nice of him? I first thought he was only this nice to me cuz he thought I was a girl but he already knew I was a boy. But when Nate came up, he seemed real angry and dragged me away. The guy at the ice-cream stand seemed afraid of Nate and kept on muttering about some murder aura.

Strange…

But Nice guy.

Peace out

Miguel Manitoba Williams