Before I start I just want to say this is the weirdest topic I have ever done.
The scene opens with Mordecai and Rigby sitting on the couch. "Yo Bros!" The slackers both said.
"Mordo and Rigs here with a new segment of." said Mordecai.
"Aw what?!" The slackers both exclaimed.
"Today's topic is a the weird one." said Mordecai.
"They call it foot fetish." said Rigby.
"It's this thing where some people are turned out by feet instead of the person's looks and beauty." said Mordecai.
"How can a foot be hot? It's a foot not a supermodel!" said Rigby.
"That and the people who like foot fetish are sickos." said Mordecai. "Let's hear it from other people's responses."
(Benson)
"There's nothing great about feet." said Benson.
(Grimlock)
"Humans, they're so weird." said Grimlock.
(Dakota)
"I got hit on by foot fetish perverts a lot." said Dakota.
(Delsin Rowe)
"That looks like a turn on. In Bizarro world!" said Delsin.
(Deadpool)
"Really!? A foot? A (bleep) foot!" Deadpool shouted, he takes his gun out and shoots at the camera.
(Back to Mordecai and Rigby)
"Deadpool ranted for 12 hours." said Mordecai.
"Yeah he really hates foot fetish just as much as blueberry fetish." said Rigby.
"What's blueberry fetish?" Mordecai asked.
"You remember from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory were that girl turns into a blue ball?" said Rigby. "Well some weirdo thought that was hot and turned it into a fetish."
"What the hell is wrong with this world?!" Mordecai exclaimed.
"I have no idea?" said Rigby.
"Let me just say that foot fetish is weird, gross and stupid thing." said Mordecai.
"Yeah let's just end the episode right here." said Rigby.
"Yeah join us next time for another segment of." said Mordecai.
"Aw what?!" The slackers both exclaimed.
I don't even get this world? Anyway please review and stay frosty.
