Stephenie Meyer owns all TWILIGHT characters.

Inspired by "75 Guy Truths (in 20 Words or Less)" from the December 2010 issue of Cosmopolitan.


What a Girl Wants, What a Boy Means

Whoa Freak Out!

Bella still gets nervous whenever she hangs out with Edward's friends.

It doesn't matter that Edward tells her they love her. It doesn't matter that they catcall her when she goes wing-for-wing with Felix. It doesn't matter that they ask her what happened on the last episode of The OC because they would never actually watch if themselves.

What matters is that if these guys find fault with her, they could end her and her relationship with Edward. She knows how these bromances work.

"Quit it," Edward murmurs into her hair one night. "You're stuck with me… and my friends."

If I don't get along with my boyfriend's friends, does that mean he'll think our relationship won't last?
It's not a good sign.


Thank you to Jill for the beta work.