Guys I am soooo sorry this took so long, I was on study week and really busy. Anyway I hope you enjoy.
CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
A loud knock was heard on the Hummel-Hudson door, and then another one. But no one answered. Blaine looked to Kurt and shrugged in confusion. The family knew they were coming home today. You would think they would be a little bit more excited to see the boys considering that they had been gone for two weeks.
Kurt just rolled his eyes as he fished his key out of his pocket. He unlocked the door as Blaine followed behind with the bags.
"Hello?" Kurt called out as he threw his keys into the bowl and grabbed a bag off Blaine as the couple walked into the living room.
"Dad? Finn? Carole? We're home." The slender boy yelled out once more. The couple looked at each other again and listened to the silence of the house. There was a moment of silence before they heard faint laughter coming from the nursery. The two boys dropped everything and climbed the stairs to Finnly's room. As they got closer to the little girls room they could make out Burt and Carole's laughter while Finn was saying something; there was also Mercedes' distinct giggle as well as Quinn's snicker. Blaine could also hear the sound of his parent's gushing over something as Finnly let out an excited gurgle from inside the room.
The doorway to the room was cracked just a little and both boys peered into the room to see what the excitement was whilst still being careful not to make their presence known. As they peered into the room they heard Finn making fake shooting sounds and Blaine's parent's whinnying like a horse.
Kurt scanned the room and saw Mercedes sitting next to Quinn both of them laughing behind their hands. Burt and Carole were sitting next to Mark and Katherine in a semi-circle and all four of them were in hysterics. Then his eyes landed on Finn who was holding Finnly by the waist. The little girl was dressed in a top-to-toe cowgirl costume complete with miniature guns, cowboy hat, chaps, lasso, miniature pony, belt and boots. Finn was wiggling her around and whistling the theme tune to 'the good, the bad and the ugly' while playing with the gun.
Kurt turned around to see Blaine with his hand over his mouth trying to cover up the giggling.
"It is not that funny." Kurt said before laughing as Finn tried to lasso the horse while Mark did the horse's sound effects. Kurt pulled himself together before pushing the door open and leaning against the door frame, eye brow raised and a hand on his hip.
"Three questions. One, why did no one come down stairs to welcome us home? Two, why is everyone here? And three, why is my daughter in a cowgirl costume?" Kurt asked the crowd that was staring at them. The eyes that were focused on Kurt moved to look at Finn. The tall boy lifted up the infant so she was covering his face.
"Do not use the baby to cover your mistakes." Blaine piped in as he saw Finn cowering behind his daughter.
"Well I can explain the middle one." Quinn said facing the two boys in the doorway. "Finn sent everyone in this room an emergency text that said we all had to come over immediately to see Finnly. Naturally we all panicked and drove like maniacs to see what was wrong. And there your brother sat with Finnly on his knee dressed as a donkey." Quinn laughed as Carole, Burt, Mercedes, Katherine and Mark all nodded in agreement.
"We didn't here you come in son. That is why we were not downstairs to greet you." Burt explained.
The once again everyone's attention turned back to Finn who had now managed to get Finnly out of the cowgirl costume and into a donkey onesie complete with ears and a tail. The jock was holding her up to his face and pulling the best puppy eyes he knew how. He then began to speak in a baby voice as he looked at Finnly who was drooling happily.
"We didn't mean it. We just wanted to show off my new outfit." Finn said as if he was Finnly. "We love you daddy and we missed you." He cooed as he looked over Finnly's shoulder to see Kurt's expression melt.
Finn could see his brother's face go from attempting to look mad, to trying not to smile and then his heart melting into butter as he walked over and scooped up his daughter into his arms.
"What has Uncle Finn been doing with you?" he said as Finnly let out an excited gurgle as both Kurt and Blaine began to fawn over her.
"We missed you baby." Blaine said as he kissed her on the head.
"Yes we did." Kurt said as he tickled the girls belly making her laugh. "Now why does Finn have you in a donkey suit?" Kurt asked the girl but looked over her at Finn.
"Well we went shopping." Finn tried to explain but Mercedes' was already giggling. "We were having a little Finn and Finnly time and I had her in that baby carrier, oh she is a major chick magnet by the way," Finn laughed before he saw the death glare both Blaine and Kurt we giving him. "And um we went by the little baby place near the DVD shop and the sales girl was commenting on how adorable Finnly is and that she looks just like me," he laughed. "Anyway, she showed me all of the new things they had just gotten in and then we came to the costumes and well it was just too cute not to buy." Finn said as he pointed to the little girl who was sucking on the tail of the costume.
"Uncle Finn made you a donkey?" Kurt said to Finnly. "What are we going to do with him?" He cooed as Finn blushed.
"Punishment," Blaine smiled as he took the baby and began playing with her little hands.
"Well you boys must be starving." Carole smiled as she hopped up. "I made spaghetti and meatballs for your homecoming." She smiled before hugging them both.
"Well I would say nice to have you back under my roof but you're moving out in three days." Burt smiled as he patted his son on the back and winked at Blaine before following his wife downstairs.
"Sooooooo?" Mercedes said as she shuffled closer to the trio. "How was the honeymoon?" she practically squeaked.
"Well Kurt slept for the first twelve hours." Blaine laughed as he sat down next to Quinn with Finnly in his lap.
"Well that might have something to do with the fact that Mercedes woke me up at like 5 am the morning of the wedding," Kurt stressed. "Or to do with the fact that Blaine's sleeping pattern mimics that of a bear and I always have to get the baby at night." He shot towards his husband.
"I do not." Blaine blushed as he pulled Finnly in closer to his chest.
"Ah, yes you do. You are impossible to wake up once you get to sleep. I can shake you, kick you, yell at you and you don't even budge." Kurt pointed out.
"You do dude." Finn smiled.
"And how would you know?" Blaine said raising an eyebrow.
"Well there was that time on our plane trip to New York when Kurt was vomiting everywhere and you didn't even stir. Once you fell asleep on Kurt when you two were on the couch and Kurt had to call me to come and move you. Once you fell asleep in the NICU beside Finnly's cot and the nurses came to ask me if you were on drugs. Oh and one time-"
"Thank you Finn. I believe we get the picture." Blaine said as he turned scarlet and buried his face behind his free hand.
"Moving on," Kurt smiled at his husband's embarrassment. "The honeymoon was amazing. We walked on the beach, had dinner out every night, slept till noon it was just great." Kurt said as he laid his head on Blaine's shoulder kissing him on the cheek.
"Aw," Mercedes smiled. "Did you do anything else?" She smiled while raising an eyebrow.
Kurt sat up and smiled. "Well we went skinny dipping and we did thing that frightened fish." Kurt gloated as the girl cheered, Blaine blushed again and Finn blocked his ears.
"Eew, ew, ew, ew okay Kurt you know I love you but seriously." Finn said scrunching up his nose.
"Oh Finn, I didn't even say anything. Yet." He smiled again.
"Okay I am going to rescue myself and the baby before things go any further." Finn said before grabbing Finnly and running out of the room.
They could hear Finn running down stairs and Carole asking why he was coming down and Finn trying to explain that Kurt was talking about 'yucky' things which caused everyone left in the room to burst into laughter.
They talked for the next hour about the honeymoon and the girls talked about what had happened while they were gone before Carole called them down to lunch.
"So you guys defiantly moving out on Monday?" Burt asked before stuffing his face full of spaghetti.
"Yeah." Kurt smiled as Finnly managed to get spaghetti sauce everywhere but her mouth. "Why, you gonna miss us dad?"
"No not you two," He said pointing to Blaine and Kurt. "But I will miss this little one." He said as he tried to get some of the sauce out of her curls before she threw some of her lunch at him. Spaghetti and sauce landed right on top of the bald mans head and Finnly giggled.
"Oh you think you are so funny," Burt said as he grabbed the little girl out of her high chair and began to tickle her and blow raspberries on her stomach making the girl shriek with glee. "Who is funny now? Huh? Little monster." He joked as he ticked the girl some more.
"Oh Dad, I swear sometimes I don't know who is worse out of you or Finnly." Kurt said as he shook his head. Then he caught Finn feeding himself the pasta with his hands like a chimp. He had sauce all over his face, from his chin up to his hairline.
"Or Finn." Kurt added before Finn shot him a glance that couldn't be taken seriously due to the amount of sauce covering his face. Then he saw Blaine slurping the spaghetti getting sauce over his face, shirt and everything in the near vicinity. Kurt just rolled his eyes at the immaturity he was surrounded by.
"I am in a house of babies." He said trying to get some on the sauce of this lapel.
"Oh you love us." Blaine said before pulling him in by the tie in for a kiss. The couple kissed before Kurt moved to the side of his mouth and licking away some of the sauce.
"Wow Carole I really must get this recipe from you." Kurt laughed before pulling his husband in for another saucy kiss.
"Kurt how many boxes of clothes do you have?" Blaine huffed as he set down the seventh box marked 'clothes'.
"A few," Kurt smiled as he bounced Finnly on his hip. "Daddy is being mean baby. Tell him that I have as many boxes of clothes as he has CD's." Kurt cooed as he set the baby down in her bassinet.
"That is a lie and you know it." Blaine said kissing his husband before going out to get anther box.
"Not by much," Kurt yelled after him as he moved the box into their room and began to sort it into piles.
"Seriously there are three of you and one of those three on miniature why do you need this much stuff." Finn complained as he put the microwave into its place in the kitchen.
"Why do you have three tennis rackets and fours sets of cleats in your room?" Blaine asked as he walked in with Finnly's change table.
"That would not be the point." The jock pointed out as the microwave dinged. "Well the microwave works." He smiled with himself as he ate the breakfast burrito he tested the microwave out on.
"Finn you really do know your way around home appliances." Blaine smiled as he took in the last of the furniture for the nursery before falling to the couch with a huff. "Nursery is done." He called out before Finn joined him.
"So is the kitchen." Finn said before taking another huge bite of his burrito.
"And the Bedroom." Kurt announced as he fell to the couch as well.
As soon as the three of them were comfortable Blaine and Kurt started to look at Finn a little awkwardly. Sure they were very grateful for his help in installing every appliance in the kitchen as well at the television and the DVD player but they were newlyweds and wanted some time alone, which had proved difficult since they got home. Between Burt and Finnly they were never alone for more than five minuets at a time.
"Hey Finn aren't you going to see Rachel today?" Kurt asked sounding a little too desperate.
"Yeah, tonight at six. Why?" Finn asked completely clueless.
"You know. I just thought you would want to go home, have a shower. Take a break. I mean you have been helping us move for about seven hours." Kurt said winking at Blaine.
"Nah, it's just Rachel," He smiled.
"You sure. I mean you want to look nice for your girlfriend." Kurt hinted again.
"Why are you so interested in my relationship all of a sudden?"
"I'm not. Hey isn't there some big game on now?"
"Yeah the new Buckeyes game," Finn said flipping through the channels.
"I am sure dad would want to watch it with you at home." Kurt added while Blaine tried to suppress a laugh at the pure desperation in his boyfriend's voice and Finn's total ignorance.
"Burt is out with Carole today,"
"Well why don't you invite Puckerman over and you can have a boy's day?"
"Cool, the four of us can hang. I didn't know you liked football Kurt?" Blaine started to giggle behind his hand as Kurt rolled his eyes.
"I don't so why don't you and Puck go to his house and play on the Xbox."
"He doesn't have one"
"The playstation?"
"Nope,"
"Well we can't have all of us here it will wake the baby. So why don't you and Puck go your house?"
"I think Puck is cleaning pools today anyway."
"Finn, are you sure that you don't want to leave?" Kurt stressed.
"Nah I'm good." He smiled.
"Oh my God," Kurt muttered under his breath before sinking back into the couch.
"Let me handle this." Blaine smiled. "Finn you might want to go home?" Blaine said calmly.
"Why?" The taller boy said still not getting the picture.
"Because I am about to rip off your brother's clothes, stick my tough down his throat and mount him right here and now." Blaine smiled as Finn choked on his burrito and ran so fast that he hit a wall, ran into the door and fell onto the pavement.
The two boys were in hysterics as they herd Finn's car speed down the street.
"Well that is one way to get him out." Kurt smiled.
"Now," Blaine said as he bounced of the couch. Blaine bent down and scooped Kurt up bridal style. "To carry you over the threshold," He smiled as he walked to the centre of their house.
"I know it is tradition to 'christen' every room of a new house, so where would you like to start my love?" Blaine said kissing him on the cheek.
"Well as temping as dinning room table and kitchen bench sound let's just be old fashion and start with the bedroom." He smiled as Blaine began to carry him towards their room. "We can move on from there." Kurt whispered into Blaine's eye before kissing him on the neck.
Blaine placed Kurt down on the bed before climbing on himself. Blaine began to undo Kurt's shirt, button by button as Kurt ferociously began to kiss his lips moving down to his chin then down to his neck. Blaine had fully undone Kurt's shirt as Kurt began tugging at the T-shirt Blaine was wearing before pulling it over his head. Blaine smiled as he leaned in for another kiss.
Just as the moment was starting to heat up a loud and piercing wail was heard from the other room. Blaine let out a sigh as he fell to the bed next to Kurt.
"Well we know she got your amazing timing." He huffed before pulling a pillow over his head and groaning.
Kurt just rolled his eyes and walked into the living room where he had left his daughter.
"Way to ruin the fun missy," He joked as he pulled the crying girl close to settle her. Kurt walked with her until she fell back to sleep in his arms. He carried her into the nursery, turned on her musical mobile and closed the blinds so she could sleep in peace. He smiled as she fidgeted a little before sucking on her fist and drifted of into to sleep.
Kurt gently shut the door before tip-toeing back into his and Blaine's bedroom only to find the man fast asleep on top of the covers, face still half buried under a pillow and with his feet dangling over the edge of the bed. Kurt just rolled his eyes. Obviously there would be no 'fun' today. So instead he pried off Blaine's shoes and began to snuggle next to him.
