I CAN EXPLAIN!

I haven't been able to update because I've either been walking for pleasure, shooting our BB gun, busy, or sleeping (because I got a total of about 9 hours of sleep in camp).

Lilyheart felt her phone vibrate. She picked it up. There was a new unread text. She went to it. It was from Brownleaf.

Brownleaf: It's a tom!

Lilyheart finally had a brother! She texted back.

Lilyheart: yay! whats he look like?
Cinderpelt: Hey! Congrats! What's his name?

Brownleaf had texted to everyone she worked with.

Brownleaf: He actually looks almost exactly like Leafpool! And actually, I haven't named him yet. Hmm...
Mistystar: Perhaps he could be Shatterkit?
Brownleaf: After Brokenstar? Do you guys think he deserves a mini-Brokenstar?
Cinderpelt: ARE YOU CRAZY?! HE'LL BE EVIL!
Brownleaf: No he won't. Shatterkit it is!


"Welcome to Win A Date With Cinderpelt 2! Today's contestants are Rowanstar, Mudclaw - the one from ShadowClan - and Fallen Leaves, and the winner will take Cinderpelt to Flowerstar's Gardens!"

"First question: What does the sun look like?"

"A yellow circle," Mudclaw meowed.

"Can't get simpler than that. Mudclaw gets a point. Next question: Wait - what? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Mistystar shrugged. "By the way, I write the questions now. I was feeling creative, okay?"

"I don't know. Enough to get by," Rowanstar meowed.

"Um, a lot," Mudclaw answered.

"Enough so that he could build a raft and not drown." Fallen Leaves folded his arms.

"Fallen Leaves gets a point, I guess."

"Mudclaw and Fallen Leaves each have a point."

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They all just looked around, not knowing what to say.

"Hmph. Fallen Leaves gets a point so there won't be a tiebreaker. He wins."

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I have writer's block again! BOOOOO!