The Teen Titans were spread out on the floor, eyes closed lazily. Robyn suddenly sat up, looking around with mundanity.

"I'm bored!" she whined.

"Me too!" Beast Babe agreed, sitting up.

"Me three." Draven said unhappily.

"Make it four!" Cybornetta added, frowning.

"I am also the bored." Sunfire groaned.

"You are in luck then, kiddos," an impish, jolly man entered the room. He was wearing a red apron with white polka dots. His skin was pale and his cheeks were tinted pink, like Santa Claus. A cartoon eye was on his large, red, lump-shaped hat. A wooden peg-leg replaced his right leg. "I have toys for you all!" Toys, such as plushies, race cars, dolls, and video games appeared in the room. The Titans occupied themselves with the toys, their eyes turning pale yellow. Yellow leaked from their eyes and made its way to the man's hat.

The man smirked. "Are you having fun?"

"Yes, Papa Peg Leg!" the Titans chorused. Papa Peg Leg tapped his fingers together.

"Goodie gumdrops," he said, with a dark expression. His face lit up. "Now we must turn this boring tower into a funland!" He pulled a baseball bat out of his pocket. The top was alight with yellow power; Papa Peg Leg waved it around and transformed the tower into what could be a play center. There were slides coming from the rooms, arcades, basketball courts, a swimming pool and much more.

Papa Peg Leg admired his work. "Perfect! Now the fun will last forever… and no one will need to leave!" He let out a hearty chuckle. He passed the colourful walls, which were filled with happy posters. The Titans were now in an arts and crafts room. It was full of white tables, paint, and stacked paper. "Okay, kiddos! Fun's everywhere!"

"YAY!" the Titans squealed, racing off in different directions. Papa Peg Leg watched with an amused grin. He felt yellow energy flowing towards him. Though some of it felt a bit weak from Sunfire. The chubby man raised his brow. He headed over to the alien who was sitting on the floor, surrounded by scraps of paper.

"What's wrong, my boy?" Papa Peg Leg asked. "Are you not having enough fun?" Before Sunfire got the chance to answer, Papa Peg Leg snapped his fingers, and turned the pieces of paper into real farm animals. "Now that'll keep ya entertained for days!" Papa Peg Leg left his 'son' to play with the farm animals. He headed over to an arcade.

"You're going down, killer bots!" Beast Babe cried, shooting robots on an arcade game. The screen flashed. The words, 'YOU LOSE!' came up on screen. "Aw man! Are you kidding me?!"

"Never mind, little greenie," Papa Peg Leg chuckled. "We'll make this game tons more fun. Look!" He snapped his fingers. Beast Babe's gun evolved.

"OMG!" she cried. "NOW I CAN TAKE ON DA BIG GUNS! Thanks, Papa Peg Leg!"

"No problem, my little girl," Papa Peg Leg said, ruffling Beast Babe's hair. He exited the arcade. He found Robyn and Cybornetta playing hoops in a gymnasium.

"I can throw so much higher than you!" Robyn jeered.

"No you can't." Cybornetta retorted.

"Yes I can."

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can!"

"NO YOU CAN'T!"

"YES I CAN!"

"NO YOU-"

"Girls!" Papa Peg Leg cried, waving his hands. "Come on, you both can have equal amounts of fun!" The hoops suddenly started moving around. The girls stared at them. Yellow circled their eyes. They threw their basketballs at the hoops. Papa Peg Leg smirked. "Good job!" Then he went to the last Titan: Draven.

The gothic boy was in a movie theater, watching a movie. He was stuffing his face with popcorn, which was the same colour as his eyes.

"You could use a little more of that, my boy." Papa Peg Leg said, making various confectioneries appear. Draven squealed with glee.

"Thanks, Papa Peg Leg!" he said, slurping some coke.

"No problem," Papa Peg Leg replied, grinning. Suddenly, the tower flashed red; sirens blared. Papa Peg Leg jumped. "Sweet Caroline! What the heck is that?"

"The crime alarm!" Draven answered, getting to his feet.

"The crime alarm?" Papa Peg Leg asked. But Draven was already out of the room, running down the hall. Papa Peg Leg, with his brow raised, followed after him. The Titans were back in Ops; Robyn was typing away at the computer. "Whoa there, kiddos!" They turned around at the man's voice. "What might you be doing?"

"We're tracking down the crime." Robyn answered in the most serious voice she had used since Papa Peg Leg's arrival.

"Aw, c'mon kids," Papa Peg Leg chuckled. "That's no fun!"

"We need to hunt down crime." Robyn replied.

"It's… what we always do." Beast Babe added.

"Oh no! Kiddos, you need to stay here." Papa Peg Leg said, using a reassuring tone.

"But… we've saved the city hundreds of times." Cybornetta said, looking up.

Draven chewed his lip. "And… you were never… you were never…"

Papa Peg Leg's voice became stern. "Okay, fun time! First person to figure out this puzzle wins!" Puzzles appeared above the Titans' heads. Four of the five got into the puzzle. The puzzle simply banged onto the extra Titan's head. Sunfire shook it off, briefly watching his friends get interested by the puzzle.

"No," he said. "Our mission!"

Papa Peg Leg sighed. "Fine. You kiddos can go outside and play, as long as you have fun!"

"Yes, Papa Peg Leg!" the Titans replied cheerfully.


The Teen Titans arrived at the shopping mall where the H.I.V.E Five was attacking. Papa Peg Leg parked the Teen Titans in front of the mall and pinched their cheeks.

"Alrighty, kiddos!" he said cheerfully. "Papa will be back later to pick you up. Goodbye, and remember…"

"To have fun!" the Titans chorused.

"That's right!" Papa Peg Leg confirmed. He smiled at them one last time before driving away. The Teen Titans burst into the mall, catching the attention of the H.I.V.E Five.

"Well well well," Gizma snorted. "It's the Loser Titans!"

"Ugh," Hexx groaned. "I only just got some peace and quiet in the library."

"You'll get plenty of peace and quiet in jail!" Robyn growled. "Titans, GO!" The Titans charged for the villains; the villains charged back.

Cybornetta reached out to punch Massive. The large woman avoided her blow and launched her own fists towards the half-robot. Cybornetta prepared her cannon. However, instead of blue energy, confetti sprayed out, with the words, 'FUN!'

"Is this a joke?" Massive asked, raising her brow. Cybornetta didn't reply. "Whatever. You get hit anyway!" Massive smashed Cybornetta into the nearest clothing store; she landed in a clothing rack.

"When I said I was interested in a biker jacket, I didn't mean it like this…" Cybornetta mumbled, taking a jacket off her face. But she didn't have long, since Massive was right above her head.

Meanwhile, Sunfire was battling a female villain known as See-More. She has dark skin, a turquoise helmet with a large, green eye, a white jumpsuit with an eye design, turquoise and green boots and gloves, a black belt, long, dark, brown hair and a turquoise skirt over her bodysuit.

"Can't see me, can't catch me!" See-More taunted, racing around. Sunfire fired his sunbolts at See-More, which the villain avoided. See-More blasted an eye bolt at Sunfire. The alien flew out of the way.

"You are not the only one with powerful eyes!" Sunfire said, firing an eye bolt at See-More. She shielded the attack with a quirky grin.

"Yeah, but I bet I'm the only one with see-through vision!" Her eye turned red. Sunfire blushed and covered himself up, not noticing the big eyeball forming above his head. But too late. It knocked him down, where he landed head-first into a pole. And for a moment, everything was black.


~SUNFIRE~

I opened my eyes and looked around. Where were my friends? Were they the okay? I did not know and I was most terrified. But I felt… different. Suddenly, I did not feel like having the fun anymore. Something had been lifted off me. I could not tell what. I was most surprised when I saw Papa Peg Leg enter, holding… what is it called? Ah, yes, a baseball bat!

But then I noticed he looked different. That is when I realized he was not our father, but instead someone who was trying to cause us harm! I gasped in horror as Papa Peg Leg inflicted the enemies. When he had completed that task, he came over to me and helped me up.

"You alright, Sun, my boy?" he asked. His skin had turned green, like friend Beast Babe's, but much uglier. His eyes were orange and his apron and hat had turned black. I did not like it. I believe it gave me 'the creeps'.

"Erm... yes, Papa Peg Leg." I answered, chewing my lip.

"That wasn't very fun, was it?" Papa Peg Leg asked. He said the comforting words and rubbed my head. "Oh dear. You'll be needing some help there, young'n."


"That wasn't fun, Papa," friend Robyn whined. My friends and I entered friend Cybornetta's car. "Those others were meanie-poops."

"See? I told you kiddos you shouldn't have gone out!" Papa Peg Leg chuckled. "Don't worry, there's lots of fun waiting at home for you!" He drove the car back to our home. I had the stomach butterflies and the silent tongue. Papa Peg Leg looked at me with his disturbing eye. "Don't worry, Sunny my boy. We'll get you patched up at home." He did the snapping of his fingers. Video game consoles appeared in our hands. "Now, time to play games!"

"Yay!" my friends cheered. I noticed yellow appeared around their eyes and flew to the Papa Peg Leg's eye, like… a power source? I did not like it. I whimpered and hid my face, loosely holding onto my console of video games.


We arrived at our home. Papa Peg Leg took me to the clinic, which looked quite white and shiny. I sat down on a bed. Papa Peg Leg wrapped a bandage around my forehead, like I would do with my friends.

"Now, Sun, my boy," Papa Peg Leg said, in the 'soothing' tone that perhaps my k'norfka would use. "You need to stay here for a little while, alright? But don't worry, I'll leave ya with tons of stuff so you can still have fun!"

"Um… glorious." I replied, chewing my lip. Papa Peg Leg patted my shoulder. He gestured to many Earth gadgets that I do not know the names of.

"I'll be back later," he said. "I've got a surprise to prepare!" Then he exited the clinic, locking the door behind him. I had a feeling that the surprise would not be a good surprise. So I had to escape the clinic.

It was not terribly difficult. I used my powers to destroy the door, then crept out. I did the sneaking around, passing many many rooms. Eventually, I found the Papa Peg Leg in the kitchen. I hid behind the wall. I silently gasped when I saw my friends and what Papa Peg Leg was doing with them.

He was turning them into toys.

"NO!" I bellowed, flying out. Papa Peg Leg turned around. His expression was most evil.

"Sunfire, my boy," he said. "You're still healing!"

"Release my friends!" I demanded, firing my sunbolts.

"Never! They'll be made into fun!" Papa Peg Leg retorted. He fired his baseball bat at me. I avoided the attack, though it hit the wall.

"They will not be made into anything!" I shouted, continuing the firing of my sunbolts.

"I think you're not having enough fun, my boy!" Papa Peg Leg roared, charging towards me… like a bull? I did the girly shriek and flew out of the way. I landed on the table, nearby my friends. They were covered in plastic and pieces of technology, I believe Cybornetta would say.

I used my sunbolts to remove the strange Earth materials off my friends. They looked most disturbed. They gazed around in confusion.

"Friends!" I cried. "Quick, we must-"

"NO!" Papa Peg Leg screamed, coming towards us.

"Papa…?" Robyn breathed, staring at him.

"Robyn, no!" I cried. "He is not our Papa or friend! He is an evil old man who tried to turn you into toys!"

"Say what?!" Cybornetta questioned, doing the widening of her eyes.

"Sun, don't say that about Papa!" Beast Babe cried. "He makes our lives fun!"

"That's right!" Papa Peg Leg boomed, storming towards us. "And now, kiddos, your lives are about to become much more fun!" He raised his bat of baseball.

"NO!" I bellowed. I flew towards him and launched my sunbolts at his hand. The Papa Peg Leg screamed and dropped the baseball bat. I picked it up and faced my friends.

"Sunfire, why are you hurting Papa?" Draven asked, doing the frowny-face.

I closed my eyes. "Forgive me." I did the whacking of the head with the baseball bat on my friends. They all groaned and closed their eyes, before looking around.

"Sunfire, why did you…" Robyn gasped. "What's going on?"

"Why does it look like we're at Six Flags?" Beast Babe asked, scratching her head. "Are we at Six Flags?"

"Why is all this popcorn in my pocket?" Draven grumbled, frowning at piles of popped corn at his feet.

"Who's been redecorating my tower?!" Cybornetta growled.

"Now, kiddos, this is no fun," Papa Peg Leg said, approaching us.

"Think you can re-design my tower like this, huh, punk?!" Cybornetta bellowed. She brought out her canon.

"Titans, GO!" Robyn ordered. We did the charging towards Papa Peg Leg. My friends and me used our powers to knock him back, though he got up quite quickly.

"So you think you can defeat me that easily?!" Papa Peg Leg roared. He raised his baseball bat. "FUN!"

"Dude, you are anything but fun," Beast Babe groaned. "Also, that's not very appropriate to say when you're about to kill someone." Papa Peg Leg ignored her and created armies of toys. We engaged in the battle with such toys, while Papa Peg Leg got away.

"Draven, Sunfire," Robyn called. "Go after Papa Peg Leg. We'll deal with these guys."

I grinned at Draven. "Let us go, friend Draven!" Draven nodded. We flew after the villain. Papa Peg Leg did the baring of his teeth when he saw us and threw bolts of yellow magic.

"There's gotta be a way to defeat him." Draven mused, shielding us.

"He keeps mentioning the word 'fun'," I replied. "Perhaps… it has something to do with that." Suddenly, I got 'the brilliant' idea. "Friend Draven! I know what we must do!"

"What?" Draven asked, dodging another attack from Papa Peg Leg.

"We must see our friends," I said. "Come."


My friends and I stood together in a small group, looking the bored and upset, as well as being surrounded by the activities of fun. Papa Peg Leg saw us and grinned.

"Whatcha doin', kiddos?" he asked. "Not having much fun, are ya?"

"Yeah," Robyn sighed. "We're really bored."

"We wanna do something." Cybornetta agreed.

"Do ya, now?" Papa Peg Leg asked. "Well, lucky for you kiddos, I have some games for you." He spread his arms. Many activities of the fun appeared.

"May I choose the first?" I asked politely.

"Sure, Sun, my boy!" Papa Peg Leg answered cheerfully. I flew up, with a grin, then grabbed his bat of baseball. I swung it. It hit his head, knocking him out. It began to glow bright yellow and suck everything inside it, including Papa Peg Leg. He awoke just as he was disappearing and began screaming. "THIS IS NO FUN!" Then once everything had gone, a baseball bat was lying on the floor.

"Cybornetta, I can't believe you bought that." Beast Babe grumbled, staring down at it.

"I was bored!" Cybornetta whined. We all laughed at Cybornetta's humorous words.

"Moral is, if you're bored, don't buy things from creepy old ladies." Beast Babe replied, shaking her head.