A.N- Sorry for the lack of updates, I'm going to rush this plot because its a little boring so more interesting things can be produced. Anyways, thanks for the reviews and please keep them coming.

Mitch was having a rough day. Well, not really a rough day, just a day full of suffering and boredom, which was just about everyday. He thought working at a museum was a good idea of a job, boy was he wrong. At this moment, he would rather be picking up trash from the side of the street than be a tour guide at the freaking bowtie museum.

He thought he was good at talking to people, that's why he applied to be a tour guide. Have you seen the types of crazies that walk around a museum dedicated to bowties? Neither had he until he started working there. These are the people who hide in the dark corners of haberdasheries, scaring the shit out of completely normal folk. He needed a break, like for a year or two. Now wasn't the time though, due to the fact that the next tour was starting. He sighed, here we go again.

Clara and Scarlet trotted in the back of the group, taking in the scenery around them. It was... weird. Almost everybody was in a bowtie, even the tourists who had gotten theirs at the gift shop. Clara felt like this would be a place the Doctor would be, but alas, they hadn't yet found him. They looked around, their minds blown by how many bowties they could pack into the one room. They were coming to the end of the tour, which had been extremely boring until then. With them there, Clara thought, something must go wrong, but nothing interesting or terrifying happened yet. The tour guide stood tall wearing his navy polka-dotted bowtie, right next to a display case. Unlike the other cases which were jam-packed with bowties, this one only occupied one slightly familiar one.

"Now for a little bit of history." The young man started. "The International Bowtie museum was founded on October 15th, 1989 by a man named Doctor John Smith." Mitch was interrupted by a chorus of girly giggles in the back of the group. "I'm sorry, is something funny?" He asked with a half-sarcastic half-stern tone. The rest of the group took a step to the side, revealing two young women, one much taller than the other, laughing there heads off. The taller one took a deep breath and spoke.

"No, no I'm sorry, please continue." She said, still trying to hold in the laughter. 'Wow', Clara thought, 'Once you get her laughing she'll never stop.' The tour guide slightly rolled his eyes at the immature couple and continued his tour. He was already running behind schedule.

"Anyways," He said, glancing one more time at the women who have just finished laughing. "The building of the museum was postponed due to the aftershocks from the San Francisco earthquake traveling through the San Andreas Fault a couple days later." He looked back at the young woman to see if they thought that was funny. He looked to see the blond one, her face almost red from trying to keep anger inside, and the brunette lightly patting her shoulder, trying to calm her down. Mitch didn't even want to ask what her problem was, the blond looked like she punch a hole in the wall if she wanted to. What a bunch of crazies. He took a deep breath and continued.

"Dr. Smith disappeared without a trace for a year, and came back to see his dream built by the construction he hired before his disappearance. He got bowtie donations from all around the world to create this masterpiece. When the museum was finally finished, he pulled the bowtie from off of his neck and placed in this display case. It hasn't moved since." He finished. He then walked them out of the room and back into the lobby and bid his farewell. "Have a nice day, and don't forget, VIP members get a free bowtie in our gift shop." He flashed his practiced fake smile and walked away, ready to get the hell out of there.


"So you're telling me that the Doctor went back in time and made a Bowtie Museum just because he lied about having one and wanted you to complete the bet?" Clara asked doubtingly as they walked through the TARDIS corridor.

"Come on, Doctor John Smith? Who else could that be?"

"Well the reason he picked that name was because it was common..."

"A bowtie museum?" Scarlet raised her eyebrows at Clara.

"Yeah, it was him." They both paused, the awkwardness rising. "So I like your bowtie." Clara said, poking the red plaid bowtie secured on top of her collar bone.

"Thanks, it matches my pants. I like matching." She paused. "Oh, and I like your bowtie too." She stared at the maroon bowtie loosely hanging in Clara's hair. She stopped the woman and fixed it. "There, that's better."

"Thanks." When they saw the opening to the control room, Scarlet started sprinting. Clara could see the red anger coming back to her peachy cheeks. She knew the Doctor was gonna get slapped. Or worse. Clara started walking faster to catch up. Damn her short legs.

"You landed us in California days before a giant earthquake!" Scarlet said, getting closer to the Doctor. His face was truly filled with fear, Scarlet was slightly reminding him of Donna.

"I'm sorry, I really am, I meant to land in the 70's, love the 70's by the way-" He was starting to sweat.

"I almost drowned. In a swimming pool!"

"What else can I say? I'm truly properly sorry!"

"And the only reason you sent us there, since only one of those bowties was actually yours, was to retrieve it because you couldn't live with yourself just leaving it in the 80's!" Scarlet pulled the brown dirty bowtie from out of her pocket and waived in in front of the Doctor.

"Uhh...when did you take that?" Clara asked, slightly worried.

"It doesn't matter, because I almost died just to retrieve one dumb, ugly, lame bowtie!" She turned back around and threw the piece of cloth at him. "And there is nothing you can do to make it up to me." The Doctor took a deep breath. He didn't want to do it, but it had to be done.

"I'll...let you pick out my clothing for the week." The Doctor said with a small voice.

"Done." Scarlet grabbed his hand and shook it. All the red anger flushed out of her face. Clara started to clap slowly. "And scene."

"Well done Scarlet." Clara said giggling.

"Oi, are you guys ganging up on me now?" He didn't get a response due to the girly laughing overflowing the TARDIS. Even the machine herself was letting out a laughter sounding creak.

"Oi! This is not funny! I am a victim of...of your girly trickery!" Scarlet broke from her laughter to and patted the Doctor on the back.

"You are gonna have a fun week."

Like I said above, I'm sorry for the inconsistent updating that probably won't change anytime soon. But on a happier note, here is an update (So be grateful). Anyways, how did everyone like the newest Doctor Who episode, Listen? How about the new season in general? I won't leave any spoilers if you haven't seen them yet, but it's always fun to know everyone else's opinion on the episodes.

Also, if anyone has a clever or not so clever plot idea then let me know! I want to keep the readers happy. Thanks everyone and don't forget to review!