If anyone ever asked about Naruto's sexy no jutsu, Sasuke would be the first to tell everyone how stupid it was. That jutsu was the one out of all of Naruto's jutsus that Sasuke thought was completely unnecessary, but not for the reason that most people would think. Sasuke always thought it was unnecessary because he always believed Naruto was much more attractive as a man than a woman. Naruto had all the right curves to look feminine already and they were just completely ruined by the totally idealistic views of the perverted man. Most of the pictures that Naruto used to create his jutsu, Sasuke knew, were actually edited so they could look like that. No woman actually looked like the girl that Naruto always created so every perverted man always swooned over his female form, but Sasuke could just never get over the fact that it all looked so fake. Naruto was not a fake person.
However, he would not deny that Naruto looked beautiful in women's clothing. No, he would deny that. He would not deny the fact that Naruto was simply beautiful no matter what he wore. It had been different to see Naruto in a kimono yesterday and now he couldn't wait to see what his "wife" would wear today. Naruto was beautiful everyday, but he wouldn't deny that he was enjoying seeing the boy in kimonos for the short period of time that they were going to be doing this mission.
"Here she is," Sakura said with a smile as she opened the door to reveal Sasuke's new wife to him.
"Amazing," Sasuke spoke without thinking, but he wasn't going to take back that truthful comment for the world. Especially not since it brought out such a cute blush on Naruto's cheeks.
"Thank you," Naruto said as he messed with the edge of his sleeve. He wasn't used to being called beautiful, but what was really making him blush was the fact that the man that he loved was the one who kept complimenting him.
"I almost don't want to take you out today," Sasuke said with a joking sort of half-smile. "Maybe we should spend our first day as a married couple here in the hotel room."
"Sasuke!" Naruto giggled even as he tried to make his voice sound totally disapproving.
Sakura giggled as she watched the playful banter between them. The two of them so rarely got to actually play around like this anymore with all the responsibilities that they were forced to take care of now. She was able to find some time to let go and just be herself around Ino, but Naruto and Sasuke were much too busy for that. Sometimes she thought that maybe she shouldn't be allowing herself to relax when they weren't able to, but she knew there was nothing that she could do to help them. Her responsibility was only to be there to help them on their mission. Their's were much more important. Naruto had to save the Konoha from a future in which it would be destroyed and Sasuke had to protect Naruto. Both of those allowed little room for any sort of relaxation or fun so these short moments that they were able to wind down and just be themselves were always enjoyable for the whole party.
"Fine," Sasuke smiled as he wrapped his arm around Naruto's waist and led him to the door. "If you insist on leaving this room to go eat, then I shall take you. I wouldn't want anyone to sweep you off your feet while you're away from me."
"Because that's totally going to happen," Naruto rolled his eyes even as he continued to laugh.
"The coach is ready to take you wherever you want to go," Kakashi said from outside the room. He had left before Naruto even came out from getting dressed and was just now returning.
"Thanks," Sasuke smiled, but it wasn't the same as the smile that he gave to Naruto all the time. It barely reached Kakashi before Sasuke was back to staring at his beautiful bride. "Are you ready to go my love?"
Naruto's blush returned once again while Sakura did her best not to squeal at how absolutely cute her two best friends were.
The ride to the restaurant wasn't long, but it took sometime since the place was in the middle of the city and they had to make there way through many walking people. It took so long that Naruto's stomach began to growl just in time for Sasuke to finally give up and just get out to walk the few feet that it would take them to get to the restaurant. Its not like they didn't have the strength to do so and they were both much too hungry to wait on something that they didn't even think was necessary. He quickly slipped out of the coach despite Kakashi's protests and then turned around to lift Naruto out and began the walk to the restaurant knowing that Sakura would follow while Kakashi found a place to park the coach.
"Wow!" Naruto said excitedly as they walked into the place. It was expensive because they were trying to show off how much wealth Sasuke had so that they would be more of a target and Naruto had never really gone into an expensive restaurant. Technically, he had the money to do so whenever he wanted with his inheritance and all the money that he earned and saved from working as a ninja, but he had a full house to take care of and the expensive tastes of the high class weren't anything that he found really necessary to indulge in. "It's amazing!"
Sasuke grinned and pulled Naruto even closer to him so that he could smell Naruto's scent. "Yes you are," he replied easily. He had been forced to keep all of the compliments that would give away his affections for so long that now they were all built up and spilling out of him at any moment. Not that he minded by the way that Naruto blushed with each extra compliment afforded to him.
"Oh how cute!" the hostess in front of them said. "Are you two newly weds?"
"Yes," Naruto said with the brightest grin. "I'm the luckiest girl in the world."
"Then I must be the luckiest man in the world," Sasuke replied without even looking over at the hostess.
"Aw!" the hostess practically squealed. "I'll show you to a seat for just the two of you."
"Excuse me," Sakura interrupted. As much as she would rather let them have some much needed privacy, she had to keep up her appearance as a body guard and in order to do that she needed to be able to see them at all times. "Me and one other person are Uchiha-sama's bodyguards and we must be able to see them."
"Oh!" the hostess seemed at a loss for a moment, but when neither Sasuke nor Naruto denied Sakura's claim she decided to find them a seat where their bodyguards could still see them. She wound up sitting them near the window where everyone could see them.
"Everyone is going to be so jealous of me," Sasuke said as the reached across the table and allowed his hands to caress a lock of Naruto's hair. "I have the most beautiful woman in the world as my wife."
"You know," Naruto said as the blush that seemed to be ever-present right now deepened. "If you keep saying stuff like that, I'm going to believe."
"Believe me," Sasuke responded sincerely. "It's all true." Well at least it would be if he were actually able to have Naruto as his own.
"You are too kind to me," Naruto said.
"Never."
