Sorry, I wrote this ages ago and your prompt of 'dramatic' made me think of this one. A real dramatic is coming soon for Kiharu Lamperouge :)
Urahara and Isshin
Television
They slobbed out in front of the television all afternoon, watching inane programmes and irrelevant documentaries.
Kisuke glanced over at Isshin.
"D'you remember when we used to do productive things with our time?"
"Like what?"
"Like fighting hollows, saving other shinigami's, that kind of thing. What happened?"
"Well, you got yourself exiled so now you're bored, and I knocked up my wife and now have to deal with a screaming, bawling brat."
Urahara brushed crumbs off his stubble.
"Oh yeah."
