Disclaimer: ...really? Do I have to say it for like the seven-bajillionth time? (yes, lol, I know bajillion isn't a word)
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Well it's official, The Adventures of Kitty-san and Wolfie is now posted as a story! Of course it'll only be updated every couple of weeks due to roleplays
normally being pretty long XD But that's not the real reason why I telekinetically brought you all here today (I HAVE AWESOME MIND POWERS! XD). I have
done the impossible. America get completely wasted last night, but I seriously can't believe I had to babysit him in order for it to get done...*sigh* Is just...is
just...AMERICA'S INSANE! I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY COUNTRY? HUH? ANYONE CARE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION? BECAUSE I
SWEAR TO- (Technical Difficulties: please hold while Anya collects herself, we recommend either playing the Jeopardy music or this really pretty music called
The River Flows in Me, piano version). Ok I think I'm sane now...I think. Enjoy the "hero" in a drunken state...whoopdido... -.- bozhe moy...
You really wanna know?:
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User: Yoyoyoyo cleverbot!
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Cleverbot: Hurrah!
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User: Is a laasty hurrah?
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Cleverbot: Yes, Lake Erie is a lake.
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User: I heard...and the dukcs there are beautilful this time ofa year.
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Cleverbot: Who is the Time Lords?
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User: The aliens are jhere!1.
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Cleverbot: Only most of them are.
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User: I like pancakse do you like pancaskes?
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Cleverbot: We've discussed this already.
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User: Nonononnnnnoo, we ghaven't.
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Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: NO shut up im the hero!
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Cleverbot: What I am a girl or boy?
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User: Boy dfduh.
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Cleverbot: Ooooh... ;).
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User: Nyyyyfgtmpyn 6.
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Cleverbot: Waka waka.
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User: Speaak engslih!
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Cleverbot: No.
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User: Yesssh!
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Cleverbot: Noooo.
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User: Yoiua will do aas I sayay!
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Cleverbot: No thank you.
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User: I will thrrow you off the edge of the world!
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Cleverbot: No, you will not.
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User: Takes you anda toosses you off the world. (XD dude you forgot the asterixes)
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Cleverbot: How do I take over the world?
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User: Youa become one with america. (Nyet, I become one with Russia!)
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Cleverbot: Become one with England.
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User: No, become one with america.
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Cleverbot: Ok kolkolkolkol.
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User: OMGG RUSSIA!
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
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User: Hhuuuhhh...200? (you don't know how old you are?!)
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Cleverbot: Hhhhhh.
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User: Why do you ask russisa?
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Cleverbot: Because you asked me!
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User: Nno I didn't.
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Cleverbot: YES.
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User: I awill take over thea world! Hahaahahah! Prepare you assss.
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Cleverbot: No I m girls.
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User: Uz girrrls!
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Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Ooooooooooooooooo.
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Cleverbot: Mi.
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User: Ffffffff.
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Cleverbot: Ggg.
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User: Kk?
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Cleverbot: Nagy Koczó.
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User: K?
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Cleverbot: A.
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User: U.
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Cleverbot: Why?
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User: Z.
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Cleverbot: Porque?
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User: C.
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Cleverbot: Por favor? (where is cleverbot getting spanish from?)
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User: O.
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Cleverbot: Che fai? :). (*face-palm* and now we have italian)
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User: Gogo!
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Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: I has a maggic talking unicorn heheeh. (No, Iggy does. Did you steal uni?)
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Cleverbot: You spelt you wrong.
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User: U.
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Cleverbot: Why?
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User: U.
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Cleverbot: Me.
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User: U.
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Cleverbot: No.
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User: U.
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Cleverbot: 5.
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User: U.
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Cleverbot: You.
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User: U.
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Cleverbot: W.
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User: U forgot the v.
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Cleverbot: 6897.
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User: 33333333333.
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Cleverbot: 4444.
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User: 5.
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Cleverbot: Now what?
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User: We dance...
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Cleverbot: We did?
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User: We donrt!
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Cleverbot: NO. We don't.
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User: Goood.
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Cleverbot: Amen.
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User: Nye nye nye nye nyye.
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Cleverbot: Und sonst?
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User: Ddi I just say something in a ranodm langauge?
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Cleverbot: I can't remember. Why?
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User: Aaaah, uuuh, k?
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Cleverbot: What's your favorite Pokemon?:D.
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User: Charizard hhands down.
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Cleverbot: Why is Charizard your favorite pokemon?
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User: Because hes awesome like me and he freaking brreaths fire.
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Cleverbot: I thought Rainbow Dash was your favorite pony?
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User: Pony ssschmony.
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Cleverbot: Pony pony pony.
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User: Haha anna would say russian ponies. (will u stop calling me Anna?)
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Cleverbot: No you are awesome.
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User: I AM awesonme! (what are you, Prussia?)
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Cleverbot: Yees.
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User: ;-).
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Cleverbot: Haha.
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User: O.O.
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Cleverbot: *blushes and looks down*.
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User: Look under there.
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Cleverbot: *looks and doesn't find anything*. (kudos for trying XD)
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User: You were suppposed to say underwaer!
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Cleverbot: Are ok?
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User: Jajaja im fine.
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Cleverbot: Good, because you seem tired.
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User: Nah just a little drunk, but its kinda wearing offf now.
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Cleverbot: Do you have a body?
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User: Weeell dur!
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Cleverbot: Are you married?
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User: O.o no.
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Cleverbot: O si.
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User: O no.
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Cleverbot: Te llamare Remlia.
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User: My minda canta comprendo espanish while iz intoxicateddd. (*slaps you*)
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Cleverbot: I am not a human.
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User: OWN!
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Cleverbot: I know.
Oh my god you seriously don't want to know what i had to deal with afterwards...it
involved my mom's plates, a shower curtain, one drunk idiot, correction, one drunk
idiot equipped with a cat toy, and a cat. Dear God why? Well I'm paying this price but I
hope you enjoyed this!
