(Fang POV)
"It's cold," Max shouted, flying up to me.
"No really?" I called back sarcastically.
She rolled her eyes at me.
I looked down and saw the village. I motioned with my head to it and we maneuvered ourselves downwards.
We landed in a small patch of forest on the outskirts of town and walked the rest of the way.
When we got inside the mall, we were welcomed by thousands of people. Ok not really thousands of people, but hundred.
"Holy crap," Max muttered, just dodging someone.
"Yeah, I know." I murmured.
We moved our way through the crowd, avoiding bumping into people as much as possible.
"Who should we shop for first?" I asked.
"Well, I think we should shop for the easiest person first."
"So Nudge?" I asked.
She nodded. "Yeah, that's what I was thinking."
"Where to first?" I asked.
"Somewhere with lots of make-up." she told me.
"She has enough make-up, plus I don't want her to wear make-up." I said simply.
"So protective," Max teased, smirking.
"I just don't want her to get hurt. Guys can be creepy." I explained. "Anything else?"
"Hmm, we can get her clothes." She suggested.
"Same reason as the make-up," I told her.
"Fang…we have to get her something. You can't just keep saying no, plus she can take care of herself." Max told me.
I sighed. "Fine, but I have rules. Rule one: No skirts above the knees that goes for dresses too. Rule two: No low cut shirts. And rule three: No short-shorts." I finished.
"I'm fine with that." Max agreed.
We walked until we came across a store called TNA that Nudge likes.
"How about this?" Max asked, picking up a black bag that had TNA written all over it in rainbow colors.
"Max, I don't know what girls like. This is your job." I told her.
She frowned. "You're no help."
This went on for about 30 more minutes until we left with the black bag with TNA written all over it in rainbow colors, a black sweater with TNA also written all over it in colorful letters, and a pair of black gloves with TNA written once on them. Yes only once, unlike the sweater and bag. What's with that store it's so expensive and obsessed with they're store name. I don't know how people like that store.
"Who's next?" Max asked.
I thought for a moment. "Angel."
….Time jump…
We left the mall after a couple of hours. The lines were hell and it was even worse flying back with all the bags. Now for four days we have to keep all these presents hidden and hope Angel doesn't read our minds and find out what her present is.
We got Angel a boy angel teddy bear to go with Celeste and some Barbie toy she said she wanted on T.V. Iggy got a few Hollywood Undead T-shirts from hot topic and we got him an easy bake oven as a joke. I picked out a chemical experimentation lab kit for Gazzy, Max doesn't know so shhhh! Ella got make-up from Sephora, I said no but Max said it wasn't my choice, it was Dr. M's. You already know what Nudge got of course.
But still I have no idea what to get Max. She says she doesn't want anything, but I don't believe that. It's probably that girl talk that I hear all the time on T.V. When you ask them what they want for their birthday or Christmas they say 'nothing' then you when you get them nothing, and they freak out at you. So I'm going to get her something to avoid the risk of being beaten.
The question is what though. What the hell do I get her? It has to be something romantic and creative, not something crappy like a card that says 'trying to explain how much i love you is explaining how water tastes.' Like how gay would that be?
No, I have to get her something good. I have an idea but I'm not sure if she'll find it cheesy. I guess I'll have to give it a try. But if she doesn't like it I might be beaten. D': abusive girlfriend. Pray for me, grasshoppers.
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